No one could have predicted this.
Read More »NYC: Protesters Burn Israeli Flag, Tell Kikes and Their Kikesuckers “Your Days are Numbered”
The ceasefire is not enough, Jews.
Read More »Watch: Hundreds of High School Students Try to Pogrom Pro-Israel Cunt Teacher in Queens
People had enough of these Jews and their supporters.
Read More »Widely Used Insecticides Harm Men’s Fertility, Study Finds
Is The Science doing this on purpose?
Read More »Derek Chauvin Allegedly Stabbed in Prison
How are you going to put this guy in prison without protection?
Read More »NYC: Thousands Demand One-State Solution and Intifada!
The world won't forgive you, Jews.
Read More »Expert Exorcist Priest Marries 18-Year-Old Woman He’s Accused of “Grooming”
Priests are supposed to be homosexuals, according to the modern church.
Read More »Watch: People Protest Against Killing Babies Outside of AIPAC President’s Vacation Home
Jews are now known as "baby killers" who bomb hospitals. Nice job, Israel.
Read More »Watch: Pro-Palestine Protesters Disrupt Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Using Climate Cult Tactics
Who is even supporting these Jews, besides evangelical boomers?
Read More »US Government Foils Plot to Assassinate Sikh Separatist, Implies India Knew About It
Gurpatwant Singh Pannun lives to whine another day.
Read More »Nearly 40% of Baby Food Products Contain Toxic Chemicals
Babies should drink their mother's milk and eat normal healthy food, not this sugary paste crap.
Read More »Woman Says NYC Mayor Eric Adams Sexually Assaulted Her in 1993
They can't prove anything.
Read More »Tennessee: Memphis Reaches New All-Time High Homicide Record
More than one homicide per day so far this year, and we've still got more than a month to go.
Read More »Report: OpenAI Fired Altman Because of Warning of Deadly New AI Changes…!
Shut up, faggot.
Read More »Faggot Goes Around Saving Junkies from Dying
No one wants these people alive.
Read More »Another Poison Train Crashed (Kentucky)
Why did these start happening all the time?
Read More »Unconsentable Teen Girlfriend Murders Mom of 33-Year-Old Boyfriend, Gets Away with It, Tells on Self
Who knew it was this easy to get rid of a body?
Read More »Axl Rose Getting MeToo’d for Alleged Sexual Assault from 1989
The bitch is still emotionally distressed from the event.
Read More »Altman Restored as CEO of OpenAI
What a weird series of events...
Read More »Binance Seems Fine, They’re Just Paying a Fine
Binance does not appear to be collapsing at all. What it looks like is that Binance was subject to a shakedown, and they're paying off the man.
Read More »Over 7000 Congregations Have Left the United Methodist Church Over Acceptance of Faggotry
More want to leave.
Read More »Congressmen Shocked to Find the NSA is Promoting Trannies and BLM
If you are attempting to undermine society, you have to line positions of power with anti-social people who are willing to purposefully work to undermine the existing order.
Read More »Susan Sarandon Canceled for Supporting Palestine
#StandWithSarandon
Read More »Zhao to Plead Guilty to Trumped-Up Charges, Step Down as Binance CEO
Crisis averted?
Read More »Four Brutes Charged with Beating White Boy to Death Charged with Murder
No hate crimes charges, apparently.
Read More »Nothing Will Change the Situation for the Ukraine, Gorilla Says in Kiev
Why would anyone take any of this seriously?
Read More »New Jersey: Biggest Teachers’ Union Demands Basic Skills Test for New Teachers be Abolished
It's interfering with "equity."
Read More »Former Nigerian President Says US-Style Democracy has Failed in Africa
Anyone other than whites views this democracy system as a brutal burden.
Read More »Time Running Out for US to Arm Ukie Terrorists!
Is it over...?
Read More »“Based” Argentina President is Another American Shill
It's a scam, bro.
Read More »The Science Demands Someone Do Something About the Sexism of Naming Craters on Other Planets
One of the most pressing issues of our time.
Read More »17-Year-Old Woman Accused of Murdering Man She Met Online
Standard Mexican stuff, basically.
Read More »No Need to Eat the Bugs After All: Top 1% Change Weather More Than Bottom 66%
Only the top 1% should eat the bugs.
Read More »As US Money Dries Up, Zelensky Fears Coup
Surely, US intelligence is looking for a way out, and this seems like an obvious exit strategy.
Read More »Flashback: Rat Jew Ben Shapiro, A Terrorism Supporter, Supported Vax Mandates
If there was such a thing as a "good Jew," he would call out the other Jews on their behavior. A Jew who defends Jewish nepotism and Jewish corruption, violence, and terror is not "good." He's just a Jew.
Read More »Doxing Truck Creator Vows to “Make an Example” of Students Who Criticize Israel
This doesn't help the public image of the Jews.
Read More »Female Christian School Teacher has Sex with Student in Pizza Hut’s Parking Lot
All high schools are nonstop orgies. Women in the workplace!
Read More »US Having Difficulty Selling Debt, China Not Buying, Dump Coming
DUMP, DUMP, DUMP!
Read More »California: White Guy Loses Gun Permit After Defending His Home from Vibrant Armed Robbers
How dare you!
Read More »Watch: Brutes Unleashed in Atlanta! Total Brute Victory! (Long Article for Some Reason)
I don't know why this is a long think-piece. What am I even doing?
Read More »In the Wake of Elon Affirming the Jews are Out to Get Us, Ben Shapiro Plays “Good Cop”
Still not calling it "X."
Read More »Elon is Suing Soros’ Media Matters Hate Group
It would probably be better if he just continued to capitalize on the backlash against Jews.
Read More »100+ Harvard Professors Condemn University President for Opposing Antisemitism
This is a revolution, Jews.
Read More »Elon Supposedly Facing Backlash After Mild Comments About Jew Anti-White Agenda
Shut up, kikes. Stop whining. Stop it. Just shut up.
Read More »Osama Goes Viral with Anti-Jew Letter – Hitler is Next, Kikes (There are No Brakes on the Love Train)
We're rolling over you, Jews. We are bound for freedom and nothing will stop us.
Read More »Biden Lectured Xi About “Chinese Fentanyl” Conspiracy Theory
So goofy.
Read More »Alex Jones Releases Video Game About Killing Gay Frogs
I haven't seen a meme milked like this in years.
Read More »Connecticut: After School Satan Club Announced at Public Elementary
Some vile parents are mad about it.
Read More »Zelensky Pushing Back Against America’s “Frozen Conflict” Narrative, Says He Will Take Crimea
Some allege that Zelensky wants endless war so he never has to wear a tie again.
Read More »HOT: Elon Bites Jew, Draws Blood, Tucker Interviews Candace About Rat Shapiro Attack!
Ben, I won. I won, Ben.
Read More »Most Americans Want Israel to Stop Killing Babies, Poll Finds
Most people in the world want the same.
Read More »Bus Drivers Refuse to Take Hundreds of Jews to Pro-Israel Rally in DC
Nobody likes these genocidal rats.
Read More »35-Year-Old Former NFL Player Dies Suddenly
I bet it was climate change.
Read More »Nimrata Wants People to Verify Their Identity Before Posting on Social Media
Women are against people having fun.
Read More »Watch: Dozens of Brutes Use Cars to Block FedEx Truck at Intersection, Steal Packages
The brutes are getting slightly more sophisticated.
Read More »Florida: Bitch Singer to Give Away “Banned” Books at Her Concert
Are they really banned if you can just give them away like that?
Read More »America’s Climate Breaking Down in Total Swamp Ass Apocalypse, Government Says
You're personally responsible for this.
Read More »Kevin McCarthy Assaults Fellow Republican in the Hallway! He’s Lost His Marbles!
If he was black he would have done something much cooler.
Read More »Overwhelming Majority Feel Poorer Under Brandon
The reason Biden's economy is bad is because of interest rates. Not inflation. That's a fact.
Read More »Bill Gates Taking Over Food and Water Production, Boomer Con Book Claims
You can trust good old Bill.
Read More »Top State Department Anti-Russia Shill Publishes Op-Ed Saying War Effort Doomed
It's so over.
Read More »Bibi Issues War Threat to America: “You’re Next”
He said it to Sean Hannity, the world's number one Irish race traitor.
Read More »Watch: Angry Woman Smashes Window That Displays Pro-Israel Sign in Pittsburgh
The Jews don't appear to understand that what they're doing is extremely unpopular.
Read More »Vegas Teen Beaten to Death by Bullies – Wait, These Aren’t Bullies! These are Niggers!
I'm just totally exhausted.
Read More »LOL: Post Claims Migrants Going Back After Realizing America is a Much Worse Shithole Than Venezuela
They just interviewed a few people in Chicago.
Read More »As America Fails to Send Money to the Ukraine, Scholz Wants to Talk to Putin
Yeah. Sucks.
Read More »The Science Demands Stuff Named After Magellan be Renamed ASAP
No more Magellanic clouds for you, goy.
Read More »Famous Jew Philosopher Says It’s Time You Reconsider Sex with Animals
The slippery slope gets slipperier every day.
Read More »Vagina Website Jezebel Shuts Down After Current Owners Can’t Find Buyer
Look forward to a career on OnlyFans, cunts.
Read More »Survey Says Over a Quarter of All Gen Z Adults Went to Therapy as Teens
It doesn't seem to be helping.
Read More »NYC Students Chant “Fuck the Jews!” It’s Happening!
I've been waiting so long for this. It feels so strange.
Read More »Psychiatrist “Sentenced to 40 Years for Using AI to Create Pornographic Pictures of Kids”
This is how they start regulating AI.
Read More »Ohio: Students Protest School’s Tranny Policy
More students are protesting this stuff lately.
Read More »Elon Yips at Zelensky, Attempts to Nip, Slips and Falls, Pisses, Shits on Self
Gross.
Read More »Microplastic-Eating Plankton Actually Worsening Plastic Apocalypse, Creating Nanoplastics
Plastics are a total disaster.
Read More »Defense of Suspect in Idaho Slut Murders Could Center Around Fact Victims Were Sluts
The victims and their house were full of strangers' DNA.
Read More »New York: Man Arrested After Scaring Off Hobo Mugger with Warning Shots
No good deed goes unpunished.
Read More »California: 4 Current and Former Employees of LA Sheriff’s Department Kill Themselves in the Span of 24 Hours
Literal suicide squad.
Read More »Picasso Painting That Looks Like It was Drawn by a 4-Year-Old Sells for Almost $140 Million
So gay...
Read More »Illinois: Jews, Teachers’ Unions Attack Scholarship Program for Poor Kids Because It’s Not “Equitable”
The Jew governor says he won't renew the program.
Read More »Faggots Say Only 1 Billion Dollars Left for Ukraine Queers
No money?
Read More »Zelensky Says Humans Should be Wiped Out, Replaced with Dogs
The Western media is saying he's losing and delusional.
Read More »LA: Jew Fox Gal Gadot Screens the Suffering of Jews
So hot.
Read More »Ohio Votes to Enshrine Right to Kill Babies in State Constitution
That includes abortion up to birth.
Read More »Brandon Bombing Syria Again
In other news, GTA 6 trailer coming next month.
Read More »9/11: I Never Forgot
Did you?
Read More »Texas: Chemical Plant Explodes, Residents Told to Shelter in Place
Don't worry about this. Worry about cow farts instead.
Read More »Watch: Texas Store Owner Shoots at Brute Robbers, Ruins Their Day
He knew not to relax around blacks.
Read More »There are a Lot of Ways to Make Money in This World, But I Wouldn’t Recommend Fraudulently Claiming to be a Billionaire Rabbi Astrologer
Just find other work, man.
Read More »Bloodsuckers in Washington to Continue Spying on Everything You Do, Illegally
No Fatmerican is going to complain, so they just keep doing it.
Read More »They are Lining the Entire Country with Disgusting Windmills – They are Filled with Poison Chemicals
They are going to be very difficult to get rid of.
Read More »F-to-M Tranny School Shooter Wrote “White Privilege” Manifesto
See - treatment for "emotional disorders" literally means "Jews telling you to become a tranny."
Read More »LOL: Senate Blocks Israel Handout, Demanding It be Combined with Ukraine Handouts
It's sickening, but you have to admit. It is funny.
Read More »14-Year-Old Florida Boy Dies Suddenly During 5K Race
This is the New Normal.
Read More »Ivy League Gets Real (Pro-Hamas) as Jews Continue Humiliating Publicity Stunt Fake Invasion
HAMAS WINS.
Read More »Fatmerican Pigs of the Jews Continue to Gorge Themselves as Gaza Death Toll Tops 10,000
All these fats want to do is eat.
Read More »RAPE ON ICE IV: “Dawn of the Ice Rapist”
Why are women allowed in Antarctica in the first place?
Read More »Virginia Settles with Christian Photographer Over Law That Would Force Him to Work at Anal Weddings
He was risking huge fines.
Read More »Breitbart Goyim Cheer Piles of Dead Babies
Maybe they're bots.
Read More »As Fatmericans Cheer, Nuclear Jew Says Palestinians Should Move to Ireland
Isn't this a formal admission that the Jews have nukes?
Read More »Trump is on Trial for Fraud, I Guess? Is Anyone Even Following This?
It's better press than going to the debates.
Read More »Citing War in Israel, Florida Governor DeSantis Suspends Habeas Corpus, Begins Mass Arrests
The governor is acting under advisement of an IDF commander.
Read More »Invaders Refuse Money to Leave New York City, Determined to Continue Enriching It
Why would you want to get rid of your greatest strength like that?
Read More »Rashida Tlaib Says Biden Doing Genocide, Won’t Support Him in 2024
Your move, Donald.
Read More »HAPPENING: Tens of Thousands March on White House Screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR – FUCK JOE BIDEN”
This is an Illness Revelations article AND filler (a truly dynamic duo). I know it's current events, and we're trying to keep current events out of the Illness Revelations official category, but we have to consider, [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a meaningful parasocial relationship: people will be reading the collected Illness Revelations 100 and 1,000 years from now, so we need to provide some historical context of when these Revelations occurred. You will surely recall that the illness itself coincided with the Hamas attack. I do not believe this is a coincidence.
Read More »The Guy Who Invented Daylight Savings Should be Thrown Off a Speeding Double-Decker Bus
It's a living nightmare.
Read More »Joe Biden is Committing a Genocide. That’s Not an Opinion. It’s Incontrovertible Fact.
Joe Biden is going to be heading into 2024 with a 30% approval rating.
Read More »Jew York Post Calls for Biden to Support Jews Even Harder
It's like Videodrome.
Read More »RNC Doing a 4th Debate as Trump Pops 60% in Polls
This one is going to be Ramaswamy v. the Israel lobby, so it might actually be good. Especially given the context.
Read More »Tanned Frenchman Says the White House is Out of Money to Give to Zelensky
Yeah. Sorry.
Read More »Gavin Newsom Announces He’s Sending Weapons to Hamas
Newsom has held a press conference responding to DeSantis' plans to arm the IDF.
Read More »Attention Women: These “Missing Persons” Posters the Jews are Putting Up are a Trap
Jews are putting razors under the posters now, by the way.
Read More »Another Bitch Just Remembered the Aerosmith Guy Sexually Assaulted Her in the 1970s
Took you a while...
Read More »US Navy Now Run by a Woman
Not a tranny, believe it or not.
Read More »Ronny Transferring Florida Resources to the Jews, Says He’s Planning to Send Weapons (?!?)
It's over, Ronny, you little piglet.
Read More »Brandon Announces Campaign to Fight “Islamophobia” Amidst Backlash Against Support for Israel
This is bad, bad, bad crisis management.
Read More »Jew Scam Master Bankman Convicted of Fraud
That was quick.
Read More »Virginia: Students Protest Tranny Bathroom Policy
The teachers discouraged them from protesting.
Read More »Brandon Calls for Blood-Guzzling Jews to “Pause” Their Ritual Mass Child Murder Spectacle
As opposed to a ceasefire.
Read More »All Birds Named After People in North America Will be Renamed Because Inclusion or Something
It all started with George Floyd...
Read More »US Says Troops Won’t Help Israel as People Analyze Leaked Plan for Population Transfer
There are a lot of variables.
Read More »Watch: New Caravan of at Least 7,000 Invaders Heading to US Border
Remember all the previous caravans? Those are already inside.
Read More »Pentagram Launches Website to Report UFO Sightings
The alien hoax is still on the table.
Read More »Lindsey Graham Says Murdered Palestinian Children are No Different Than the Young Boys He Keeps in His Freezer
"No limit" on dead children because Palestine is Hitler.
Read More »FBI Director Says Israel War Increases Risk of Terrorism in America
The government will "protect" you.
Read More »Last US Army Base Named After a Confederate Renamed “Fort Trayvon”
Southerners should boycott the US army.
Read More »New York: Nigger Mayor Lashes Out Against Innocent Venezuelan Hookers
I'm siding with the whores on this one.
Read More »At Least 600,000 Migrants Slipped Past Border Patrol in 2023
I'm sure this Jew is giving the real numbers.
Read More »Dim-Witted Talking Gorilla Says Without US Billions (And Billions, And Billions) The Ukraine Will Lose
Get this ape out of here.
Read More »Everything is So Insane It’s Beyond Quantification (Border Patrol Cuts Razor Wire)
The Border Patrol has been ordered to stop cutting the razor wire at the border.
Read More »America to Remove Four African Countries from Trade Deal Over Refusal to Embrace the Anus
Democracy is an euphemism for the colonization of anuses.
Read More »Watch: Lindsey Graham Calls UN the “Most Antisemitic Body on the Planet”
They call themselves the United Nazis for a reason.
Read More »Jews Create Massive “Child Graveyard” and Fatmericans Continue to Eat
It is only the Americans and Jews who support this.
Read More »Who Sees These Jews Whining and Likes It? It’s Only Americans, But Who are They?
This is some straight up Itchy and Scratchy shit these Jews are claiming happened.
Read More »You’re Funding This, America
Hospitals don't have teleportation machines.
Read More »Watch: Erdogan Calls Israel a War Criminal, Says Hamas is Not a Terrorist Organization
But he won't blame America...
Read More »Chicago: Mass Shooting at Halloween Party, At Least 15 Injured
You know the shooter is black because no one was killed.
Read More »Watch: Teen Brute Punches Strangers at Texas Park for Social Media
He's doing this because of slavery.
Read More »Are the Jews Really a More Important News Story Than the Guy from Friends Dying?
STOP WHINING, JEW. NO ONE CARES.
Read More »Is Brandon on a Doomed Train to Perdition?
Joe Biden is literally going to Hell forever.
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