US

Black people are above the law.

Harjasleen Walia should be deported for wasting the time of the American court system. 

Trump stands accused of all the crimes.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

I never thought I would agree with Jamie Raskin. 

They have a whole protocol to make sure the parents don't find out.

America is exploring different paths towards the ultimate utopia.

Why is the President of a foreign country giving an address to a joint session of Congress?

It's just Climate Change, goy.

Get ready for your kids to hate you.

She allegedly got the acid from her mother.

The last remaining competent asset of the West is 100 years old.

Mexicans are definitely more effective than Texas' inflatable toy barrier.

These people murder families in the name of gay sex. 

It's never gonna be enough.

He already apologized once. They are demanding he double-apologize.

America is run by retards.

First world country, folks.

Based Moslems at it again!

America is a shithole and the only people who enjoy the experience of living here are women, homosexuals, and Jews. 

If he can't even administer a campaign, how is he going to run the country?

I don't give financial advice. But we're riding dirty with Dirty Larry. I can tell you that much.

The bad part is, this is now a really good argument for World War III.

If you're trying to get some kind of benefits as a white male, you do not have to become a tranny. You can also become a homeless junkie. If you become a tranny homeless junkie, you will have nearly half as many benefits as a black or a woman. 

I don't really mind the stupid bitch. Everyone hates her, so I kinda feel an affinity, you know?

The goofy barrier doesn't even go more than a foot below water.

"The virus was engineered to spare the Jews" is a hilarious thing to say, and I totally support it. 

There is no law in this country. 

I like Bobby. He's doing something great by calling Brandon out as a fraud that no one should support.

Shout out to my boy Jamaal "Jam All Them Yids in the Oven" Bowman. 

But what are Tucker's views on war with the Chinese?

Will the White House walk back this victory declaration?

Why are you sending your kids to school?

Often when people feel bad about things that happened to them hundreds of years ago, they go out at night and break into people's cars. 

It can only be racism.

Same college fired another teacher for teaching basic biology.

Pregnancies are a threat to Democracy.

It's racist to escape from black kidnappers.

That doesn't sound like smart decision-making.

Better late than never?

These floaty toys do not inspire a sense of doom.

And that's just the beginning.

Based.

At least Democrats still have faith...

This weird Jew owns your ass, goy.

It's too little. Blacks need at least $25M to heal from cotton trauma.

The cluster bombs are not a strategic decision. They are totally out of 155mm shells.

Place doesn't even have that many blacks.

Nothing is going to change. 

Schools are gay factories.

Biden is a very honest man.

The Ukraine is a black hole that money just gets flushed into.

The empire is collapsing in on itself, under the weight of its own hubris.

Putin has basically everything he demanded at the outset of the war. 

They should try banning being homeless next.

It's surprising they were able to operate for as long as they did.

This is a symptom of a healthy democracy.

What a fat piece of shit.

This is goofy and kinda sad.

This is how you build a Human Rights Utopia.

Overall, I enjoyed the interview. But I have fun with most of Russell's interviews.

Looks like NATO is off the table for good!

There is only one man who can solve this problem. 

Who is in charge of this? 

Pledge allegiance to Zelensky, you traitorous scum. Then go have your son's dick cut off - it's the law.

The Science has changed.

If the Democrats do manage to replace Brandon with Gavin Newsom, I think there is going to be a lot of energy around that. 

Closer and closer to a utopia...

The Constitution is a very mysterious text.

She insists the country was made out of cotton.

Kennedy seems to me to be a genuinely good person, with genuinely good intentions.

Everyone thinks this is very normal and totally okay. 

Is she wrong though?

It's really a shame that bastard Lincoln won the war.

Human Rights means gay anal.

It's literally what school is all about.

This is an integral part of who people are in a human rights democracy.

Felons can finally vote now.

Good on Elon for blowing this whole thing open. 

Why would they not do this?

NEWS ON A PLANE - THE NEWS IS BETTER ON PLANES!

You okay, bitch? Your stupid ugly face is looking a bit green!

Happy 4th of July, TIME TO DIE, MY NIGGA.

Tighten this ship, man.

This is a priority, goy.

It must have been quite a bit for security to notice...

If you don't like child trannies, then you don't like the Constitution.

Republicans hate Hunter Biden because his life is interesting.

The prosecutor wanted the maximum sentence possible, but the judge said no.

What the heck is he doing?

Did you know that in a dictatorship, governments cannot possibly get away with doing things this unpopular?

If I was a college professor and they put women in my class, I'd open every class with "hello, sluts. Now let's see them titties." 

No one could have predicted something like this!

Is it a mass shooting or a black shooting?

Imagine being so retarded you think you can fight a bear.

This is fine. Everything is fine.

No one thought this faggot would have this kind of nerve.

In another universe, you could just as easily get black people to thank you for slavery.

"Democracy" means "submission." 

New York City is doomed.

The sentence is final.

Everything is weird in America.

Who didn't know this?

Blacks can still go study at Wakanda University, so it's okay.

They told whites to hold their breath to "feel the pain that George Floyd endured."

In other news, it has been revealed that Biden sleeps in a CPAP machine.

America is a doomed pup.

The 2024 elections are actually about revenge.

It's what the dead bitch would've wanted, apparently.

Daniel Penny is guilty of being a hero.

She was drinking during the podcast, and she probably didn't mean to let that little factoid slip out.

If you don't stop eating meat, people will sweat.

You are personally responsible for black people's current problems.

He denied it at first, then admitted it.

The Science should try being less annoying.

Separation of Church and State is a mistake.

Coal and wood ovens are causing hurricanes.

Climate Change cultists are silent.

In America, babies have so much freedom that they can choose to overdose and die.

Starbucks is apparently not gay enough for its employees.

It was about time Christians did something.

America is all about the freedom of private companies and corporations.

They didn't even bother asking him any questions before the vote.

Why do the goyim always hate Jews for no reason?

Who woulda thought it possible?

This makes Americans who support Russia look like kooks and retards.

This doesn't happen in China.

I'd be willing to train Elon for the fight if he gives me my account back. 

The Constitution is very clear: a woman's right to murder shall not be infringed.

Kids have a constitutional right to enjoy anal sensations.

The oldest was 10, the youngest 5.

Prison!

Starbucks is gay.

This is homophobic!

This isn't going to take the poisonous chemicals out of people.

I remember when they complained about these being used in Iraq. But the Democrats don't care if children in the Donbass have their legs blown off.

These people were real retards. 

Trannies are a core value of America.

School board voted to celebrate anal month.

DeSantis is a treacherous ball of rat meat.