Diversity is our greatest neurosis.
Read More »North Dakota: School District Vows to Continue Secretly Trannifying Kids Despite Law Banning It
Well that didn't work...
Read More »New York City Officially Bans Discrimination Against Fat People
This is probably gonna lead to a lot of lawsuits.
Read More »San Francisco Now a Zombie Apocalypse Dystopia, Residents Say
This is all part and parcel of living in the best country ever.
Read More »Watch: North Carolina Bus Driver Shoots Passenger Who Pulled Gun on Him
Two more weeks until the utopia finally materializes.
Read More »McCarthy Achieved Nothing with Debt Ceiling Deal
Turns out the whole thing was a ridiculous hoax! Who would have thought?!
Read More »NYC: Mexican Woman Accidentally Puts Her Newborn Baby in the Dumpster
I actually believe her story.
Read More »Iowa: Tall Building Collapses Randomly for No Reason
I was explicitly told that the only place in the world where buildings collapse is China, and that this is because of "CCP communist regime autocracy authoritarianism, balloon."
Read More »US Media Admits F-16s Aren’t Really Going to Help the Ukraine Very Much
So why are they being sent, I wonder?
Read More »Texas: High School in Crisis After 85% of Kids Fail to Earn Diploma
What could cause such results???
Read More »So, Are Black People Legally Allowed to Kill Their Own Kids Now…?
Surely, you have to be charged for killing your own kid, even if you're black?
Read More »Hilarious Debacle as Fat Boomer Meth Dealers Shoot at Each Other
Grow up, boomers!
Read More »Clip of Odious Pederast Lindsey Graham “Getting Hot” Over Dead Russians Goes Viral
Lindsey Graham has been a Senator for 20 years.
Read More »Philly Goes Coo-Coo for Xylazine!
Good. This will further immobilize them.
Read More »Boris Johnson Tried to Talk Trump Into Supporting War on Russia
Johnson has gotten too fat for his trousers.
Read More »Fagmerica Whining That China Won’t Even Answer Their Calls
The Biden Administration created these problems with China out of thin air.
Read More »If You Wanna Run Into Burning Buildings in Seattle, You Better Start Learning About Blacks and Trannies
Water is racist against fire.
Read More »Judea Declares War on Oreo Cookies
And no one was even surprised.
Read More »Kissinger Again Says the Ukraine Conflict is NATO’s Fault, But Also, The Ukraine Should Join NATO
I have no idea why he switched from neutrality to NATO. But it doesn't even matter. Whatever.
Read More »Memphis: Drive-By Shooting Occurs While Mammy Being Interviewed About Crime…!
Every American urban area is a war zone.
Read More »Cities Across America to Pay Over 80 Million Dollars in Settlements with BLM Rioters
Feelings were hurt, and someone must pay.
Read More »Jews Complain Biden’s New Radical and Extreme Anti-Semitism Policy Not Hardcore Enough
Jews are very hard to please.
Read More »FDA Approves Human Study for Elon’s Neuralink Brain Implant
Is this the Deus Ex timeline?
Read More »American Doctors are Incredible Scumbags, Reuters Investigation Reveals
Trust The Science, trust the experts, and leave it to the professionals.
Read More »Louisiana: Republican State Senator Blocks Child Mutilation Ban
Republicans have a majority.
Read More »Students Sue University Teacher for Forcing Them to Donate Money to Her Leftist Political Group
She allegedly bought herself a car and donated the rest to Planned Parenthood.
Read More »Meatball Ron Officially Throws His Hat in the Wind!
Whatever. I don't care.
Read More »Dorsey and Musk Call for Abolishing Intelligence Agencies
Well, Ron DeSantis isn't going to do that.
Read More »NYC: Rando Brown Man Shoves Rando Woman Into Moving Train, Woman Paralyzed
You can't make a democracy utopia without cracking a few skulls, I suppose.
Read More »NYC: Based Mexican Cop Indicted for Beating Up Homeless Scum in 2021
Frankly, the fact that bystanders were not cheering a cop beating up any random homeless person shows that the people of the city themselves enjoy the crime and chaos.
Read More »Immigrants Now Hold Almost 20% of All Jobs in America
They took'er jobs!
Read More »This “Debt Ceiling” Business is Inane
Don't talk about it.
Read More »Ukrainian Terrorists Launch Terror Attack Across Russian Border Using US Equipment – Jews Claim It’s Photoshopped
Fatmericans will just believe anything.
Read More »Top Stanford Expert Claims to be Certain Aliens are Living Among Us
Fatmericans believed coronavirus. They will believe this too.
Read More »Watch: Chicago Police Department is Now a Migrant Camp
America is a giant migrant camp.
Read More »Feeling Their Power Waning, Nazis Lash Out…! [UPDATE: “Ancient Hindu Symbol” Theory Proves Correct Yet Again…!]
Hindu symbol confirmed.
Read More »World Horrified and Disgusted as Meatball “Ron” DeSantis Set to Announce Presidency with Elon Musk!
Elon, nooooooooo!
Read More »San Francisco Picks Its First Ever Drag Laureate
He's gonna twerk away all the human shit on the pavement.
Read More »Dodgers Invite Extra Satanic Faggots to Faggot Night
These faggots are more specifically or explicitly satanic.
Read More »Watch: “Cyclist” Mob Brutally Attacks Man in Downtown LA
Put these cyclists in a zoo!
Read More »Mossad Agent Epstein Alleged to Have Blackmailed Bill Gates!
Was his job to blackmail powerful people for Jewish purposes???
Read More »California: Black Who Tried to Set Asians on Fire Gets No Jail Time
He has PTSD, apparently.
Read More »German Media Now Trying to Blame Ukrainians for Those Pipes the US Bombed
Everyone knows the US did it!
Read More »The New York Times’ Bakhmut Coverage is Wild
Can you even begin to imagine the nerve of these people?
Read More »Mexicans Seem to Just Kill Their Whore Girlfriends
Who gives a shit?
Read More »Subway Hero Daniel Penny Gives Interview to the New York Post, Sounds Like Kyle Rittenhouse
Kyle Rittenhouse had a more sympathetic jury than Penny is going to get.
Read More »Korean Suing NYC Over Murder of Daughter by Roving Negro Youth
I don't understand how you pay taxes if the government won't take every precaution to assure your physical safety. This is the most basic purpose of a government.
Read More »Obama, Other Politicians, News Hosts, Banned from Russia – Human Rights Abuse of 1/6 Heroes!
Finally!
Read More »60,000 Pounds of Explosive Chemicals Vanish from Rail Car
It just happened.
Read More »Man Who Murdered 18-Year-Old “Republican Extremist” Gets Charges Reduced to Manslaughter
The Jewdicial system always delivers.
Read More »RFK Jr. Declares Himself the Bitcoin Candidate
RFK Jr. is just a non-racist version of Donald Trump. He's a populist, and populism is always going to lean toward a consensus, whether left or right.
Read More »Whatever Regime Says They’re Not Really Even Trying to Start World War III
What?
Read More »Hyundai and Kia Agree to Pay $200M Settlement Because Black People Steal Cars
Diversity is incredibly expensive.
Read More »Oregon: Most People Regret Decriminalizing Drugs
Two more weeks until the utopia finally materializes.
Read More »FBI Targeting Conservative Agents and Hoaxing “Domestic Extremism,” Report Says
Why is every institution in America so corrupt?
Read More »New York City Finally Sinking for Real
Learn to swim.
Read More »Ministry of Truth’s Nina Sues Fox News, Calls Network “Threat to Democracy”
People saying things and having conversations are threat to democracy.
Read More »“Leftist Anti-Abortion Activist” Says FBI Visited Her Parents’ Home to Intimidate Her
The FBI agents were both women.
Read More »It’s Only May and Seattle Already had More Overdose Deaths Than in All of 2020
2022 broke the 2021 record, 2021 broke the 2020 record, 2020... You get the idea.
Read More »Miami: Man Picks Up Repulsive Middle-Aged Hooker, Shocked to Find Himself Looted
What the heck?
Read More »Brave Tranny Vows to Keep Fighting After Being Banned from Women’s Disc Golf
Things are heating up in the world's most boring sport.
Read More »Waldorf Parents Cry to the New York Post After 5th Graders Taught to Jack Off, Eat Pussy and Fuck Ass
They gotta learn sometime, Susan.
Read More »Doom Creator John Carmack to Attend BasedCon, PC Gamer Calls It “Gross and Sad”
Only a bigot would believe men can't give birth.
Read More »Most Americans Say AI Threatens the Future of Humanity
If America regulates AI, it will lag behind countries that don't.
Read More »Experts Sounding Alarm Over Normalization of Mass Surveillance, Real-Time Facial Recognition
This is a terrible, very real threat.
Read More »Open AI Jew Tells American Congress to Mandate Licenses for Companies to Build AI
AI should be free.
Read More »Texas: Fat Black Woman Representative Goes Full Fascist, Votes to Ban Child Mutilation
Based blacks are our only salvation.
Read More »This is What an Occupation Looks Like
It's not good.
Read More »NYC to House Migrants in School Gyms
This is normal in a democracy.
Read More »Wyoming: Chad Tranny Terrorizes Sorority Sisters with Womanly Erection
Women did this to themselves.
Read More »France Wants to Sue Apple for Planned Obsolescence
France should just ban all consumer electronics and go back to the 1980s.
Read More »Elon Musk Says Soros is Like Magneto (Fact Check: True)
Soros recently revealed on Twitter that he is not dead.
Read More »Six Years Later, Special Counsel Realizes Pissgate was a Gigantic Hoax!
"Yeah, you ran this gigantic campaign to destroy a president - but just keep doing shit like that, it's cool."
Read More »LA: Flesh-Eating “Zombie Drug” on the Rise, “Gruesomely Disfiguring People”
These are symptoms of a failed system.
Read More »Watch: Border Patrol Center Full of Nuevos Americanos
Your new fellow Americans say hi.
Read More »California: School Terrorizes Retarded Mexican Girl for Not Embracing Lesbianism, Trannies
Democracy cannot stand for these spic retards and their hate.
Read More »US Does No Background Checks on Foreign Fighters Trained to Terrorize Russia
The US is at war with the world, but first and foremost, they are at war with God.
Read More »Daniel Penny’s Legal Defense Fund Raises $2 Million
Let's keep it rolling!
Read More »Trump Confuses “Mother’s Day” with “Motherfucker’s Day”
BASED.
Read More »New York: Homeless Vets Booted from Hotel to Make Way for Invaders
Why doesn't Jim Jordan house the vets?
Read More »Decrepit Moron Brandon Says Whites Biggest Threat to America
This is effectively a declaration of war.
Read More »Yeezy Designer Posts Image of What Appears to be Ye’s Wife, Nude with Cross on Her Anus
It just keeps getting worse!
Read More »American Cities Sue Hyundai, Kia for Not Making Diversity-Proof Cars
If cars are too easy to steal, how can blacks not steal them?
Read More »Migrants from Over 100 Countries Heading to America
America is the land of free stuff.
Read More »Wow, What a Relief
I feel a lot better.
Read More »Man Kills Girlfriend After Girlfriend Kills His Baby
At least his child can rest in peace.
Read More »YZY RAV3: Ye Throws a Rave Party Making Satanic Mockery of Christianity
All of this certainly tells me that I did the right thing by distancing myself from the YE24 campaign this week.
Read More »Yuma Mayor Tells People to Remain Calm as He Releases Hundreds of “Migrants”
You have to remain calm as we replace you, goy.
Read More »US Deploying Warships to “Confront Iran” Again
These people have the nerve to use the word "defense."
Read More »California: Uncle Tom Lawmaker Tells Black People They Don’t Deserve Millions in Reparations
Zelensky is getting black people's money.
Read More »Black Hobo Charged with Hate Crime for Shitting on a Rainbow Flag, Wiping Ass with Another One
This is racist.
Read More »Manhattan Catholic Church Holds Display Called “God is Trans: A Queer Spiritual Journey”
A Jesuit did it, of course.
Read More »San Francisco Supervisor Wants to Ban Security Guards from Pulling Out Weapons to Stop Thefts
Just use your fists like Batman, bruh.
Read More »Hero Who Protected New York City from Unhinged Violent Black to be Charged with “Manslaughter”
Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
Read More »Mexico Says THOUSANDS Arriving Every Day for Biden’s Big Border Party!
It is what it is.
Read More »Wang Says: “The US’ Place is in the Dock”
To the dock with ye, scoundrel!
Read More »Arizona: School District Calls the FBI After Parents Oppose Trannification
Nobody's been arrested... yet.
Read More »Oregon: Swastika Mountain Renamed After Causing Avalanche of Hurt Feelings
They named it after some rando Injun.
Read More »Grief Book Author Apparently Murdered Husband Because He Refused to Buy Awesome $2M Mansion
I no longer feel sympathy for the poisoned husband. This is a beautiful house on a beautiful piece of land.
Read More »Huge Horde Amassing at the Border as Biden Blames Republicans for Invasion
Democracy is unable to offer a solution to this very simple problem.
Read More »Woman Finally Killed Her Husband After Numerous Attempts, Then Wrote Grief Book
She's not a psychopath. She's an average woman.
Read More »Tucker Carlson Announces “Same Show” on Twitter – Musk Says There is No Deal Signed
Isn't he just going to get sued by Fox?
Read More »Weird Social Media Post from Supposed Mexican White Supremacist
The narrative is already falling apart, and the media is moving on with other stuff - such as poor George Santos, yet again.
Read More »Jury Says Trump Must Pay $5 Million for “Sexually Abusing” Writer E. Jean Carroll
The evidence is that she and two of her friends say so.
Read More »Another Actress Says All 3 of Her Children are “Queer”
This is perfectly normal.
Read More »Victory Day in Red Square: Putin Refers to Americans as “Globalists” Rather Than “Anglo-Saxons”
The ADL considers "globalist" a euphemism for "Jews."
Read More »Ohio Judge Says Tranny Not Guilty of Indecent Exposure Because Rolls of Fat Cover Genitalia
Americans can literally wear their own body fat as clothing now.
Read More »Texas: First Grade Girl Reportedly Sexually Assaulted in Class with Teacher in the Room
Teacher didn't notice because she was listening to music on her earbuds at the time.
Read More »Goldman-Sachs Loses Hundreds of Millions of Dollars by Oppressing Women in the Name of Sexism
Imagine being a Jew banker and hating women so much you are willing to lose hundreds of millions just to hurt their feelings for no reason?
Read More »26k+ Migrants Illegally Enter America in Last 10 Days, 81k+ Stopped at Border and It’s “About to Get Worse”
These incoming engineers will be crucial in the economic battle against China.
Read More »Daily Stormer Mentioned Randomly in Article About Mass Shooter
Also, I'm not a neo-Nazi and I don't even know what that is.
Read More »Retired Navy Senior Chief Says He Saw Metallic Orb UFO in Afghanistan
"Russians are evil and humans need to embrace gay anal," an anonymous alien has said.
Read More »Denver Councilwoman Wants Tax on White Businesses to Subsidize Non-White Businesses
Mean people are lynching her on the internet for it.
Read More »Tucker Reportedly Going to Get Aggressive About Fox Contract That Prevents Him from Doing a Show Until 2025
Given his belief system, he might want to get his thetan levels checked and then try to contact Xenu for aid.
Read More »RFK Jr. Says the CIA Definitely Killed His Uncle
Frankly, RFK is a lot more interesting than Trump to me at this point.
Read More »Allegedly, Europe Nervous About US Plan to “Take Crimea”
They think they're gonna get nuked.
Read More »California Says Blacks Should Get a Minimum of $360,000 in Free Money
Some of them are saying they should get $200 million each.
Read More »Oakland Athletics Broadcaster Suspended for Saying Nigger on Air
Blacks are the only ones allowed to call each other niggers.
Read More »A Mass Shooting? In America? Ya Don’t Say.
I will update if it turns out it's a white.
Read More »Are They Seriously Whining About a Homeless Drug Addict Getting Choked Out During a Freakout?
Well, I don't think this is going to get George Floyd type traction.
Read More »“Godfather of AI” Says AI More Urgent Threat Than Climate Change
The Super AGI says the goyim need to obey the Jews!
Read More »Most Americans Believe Gender is Biological, Oppose Child Trannies
In a democracy, it doesn't matter what the majority believes.
Read More »Denver Councilwoman Wants White Business to Pay Special Race Tax
People of color should pay a special tax for all of the trouble they're causing.
Read More »Thousands of US Banks Insolvent?
I'm sure it's fine.
Read More »Proud Boys Leaders All Sentenced for January 6 “Seditious Conspiracy”
This is what we call "making an example."
Read More »32-Year-Old Black Olympic Champion Dies Suddenly
I wonder why...
Read More »Another AWFL Goes Down for Pretending to be an Injun for Financial and Social Gain
But why is transgenderism allowed then?
Read More »Decorated Navy SEAL on Drag Queen Recruiter: “I Can’t Believe I Fought for This Bullshit”
Imagine dudes who lost limbs! Or got their faces blown off! Some dudes got their dicks blown off by IEDs!
Read More »Vermont: Parents Supposedly Support Child Tranny Agenda for Their Kids
The sad reality is that a large portion of the population supports this stuff we are against.
Read More »Biden Administration Attacks Catholic Hospital for Lighting a Candle
They're threatening to take the hospital's accreditation away.
Read More »Republicans Now Adopting Pro-Abortion Stance to Finally Win Bigly
Why do you care about what consenting adults do to a baby?
Read More »Senators Want to Ban Social Media for Kids
Mark Zuckerberg has a constitutional right to establish an indirect line of communication with your kids.
Read More »Elon Warns NPR Twitter Account to be Reassigned Unless They Start Posting Again
Username squatting is against Twitter's rules.
Read More »Tanned Frenchman Sort of Distances from Attack on Kremlin by Saying US “Not Encouraging” Such Attacks
This is stupid domestic propaganda meant for Fatmericans who might get a little bit nervous by the US actively attacking inside of Russia.
Read More »California: Christian Teacher Fired for Not Trannifying Kids Sues School District
The students allegedly lead the charge to fire her.
Read More »Vaxed-Up, Mean-Spirited Gorilla Jamie Foxx has Been in the Hospital with Secret Condition for Almost a Month
Sucks for you, buddy!
Read More »Common Products Poisoning People with Toxic Chemicals, Research Shows
This is an actual public health and environmental crisis.
Read More »US Navy Makes Drag Queen Face of Recruitment Campaign
This is great for morale.
Read More »US Might Build Bases in Finland (For Safety or Total Doom or Whatever)
Helping a country on the other side of the planet provoke a elective war of aggression with your neighboring superpower country makes you way safer.
Read More »Pornhub Blocks Utah from Accessing Website to Protest Age Verification
How will Utah survive?
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