Now you won't need an alarm clock anymore, goy.
Read More »Georgia: Officials Issue Evacuation Order Because of Toxic Fire at Plastics Factory
It's just a coincidence, goy.
Read More »Oh Come On. If a 16-Year-Old Black Male Shows Up Unannounced at Your Door, You’re Shooting Him Too.
In all likelihood, this story is nothing at all as it is being reported.
Read More »BASED Fat Slut Ripped Off Holohoaxster for $2.8 Millie
There are some very good reasons that you shouldn't completely alienate your family.
Read More »Washington Bill to Allow “Host Homes” to Take Kids Away from Parents and Turn Them Into Trannies
Democracy means parents don't get to choose.
Read More »New Mexico Police Knock on the Wrong Door, Kill the Wrong Man
knock knock motherfucker ur dead nao.
Read More »Leaks Ruined the Relations with Remaining American Allies as Anal Empire Flails
WE'RE GOING TO MODIFY THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL TO MAKE IT FOR JACK TEIXEIRA.
Read More »Bud Light Apologizes for Trying to Force Customers to Have Gay Sex with Men
Look, if you drink this estrogen poison, you are already definitely into gay sex with men.
Read More »Toxic Train Derails in Maine, Catches Fire
This happens every other day now.
Read More »Ex-Faggot Music Teacher Sues After Losing Job for No Longer Being a Faggot
A fat woman persecuted him.
Read More »40,000+ Nuevos Americanos Waiting at Border for End of Title 42
It's their human right.
Read More »Elon Says Parents Who Mutilate Their Children Should be in Prison for Life
Frankly, many people believe they deserve a lot worse. A lot worse.
Read More »Woke Tech Bro Assumed to be Stabbed by Black was Apparently Stabbed by Iranian Tech Bro
Plot twist.
Read More »EPA Finds Asbestos and Other Cancer-Causing Toxins Miles Away from Indiana Recycling Plant Fire
There's a pandemic of environmental disasters.
Read More »Satanist Lady Gaga Now Leading Anal Empire’s Committee on the Arts and the Humanities
"Philanthropist" is a euphemism for "satanist."
Read More »Elon Asks People on Twitter to “Shed Some Light on the Media Puppet-Masters”
The Jews are in trouble.
Read More »Do US Allies Enjoy Being Spied On? Is It Like a BDSM Thing?
THE END IS NIGH!
Read More »CIA Director Says Great Satan’s Global Dominance Not Guaranteed
People are tired of America's obsession with gay anal.
Read More »Secret Service Getting Paid to “Monitor” OnlyFans, Documents Reveal
America is a rotten country.
Read More »Trump Strikes Back! Lawsuit! Against the Jew!
No one even doubts this Cohen rat Jew is a criminal.
Read More »Watch: White Security Guard Punches Aggressive Black Woman After She Demands “Reparations”
This is slavery all over again.
Read More »Georgia: 21-Year-Old Football Player Drops Dead on the Field
Safe and deadly, as expected.
Read More »American Medical Association Finally Gets Its First Ever Faggot President
Finally.
Read More »Thousands Flee Toxic Chemicals from Burning Indiana Plastic Recycling Plant
Plastics should be banned, not recycled.
Read More »No One is Going to Boycott Bud Light Because Only Trannies Drink Bud Light
Please, please, please, give up on life.
Read More »Upon Hearing About Pentagon Leaks Weeks After the Rest of the World, Austin Declared “Bix Nood, Muthafuka”
What, they had never heard of the leaks? How is this real life?
Read More »American Genius Trump Says Russia Didn’t Blow Up Nord Stream
No wonder so many people are calling for China to nuke us into oblivion with the lead pipe in the lounge.
Read More »Blue States Stockpile Abortion Drug to Keep Child Sacrifices Going After Access is Restricted
Women have a constitutional right to murder babies.
Read More »People Sue EPA Over Obscene 1/4 Cancer Risk from “Climate Friendly” Plastic-Based Fuel Production
Humans are bad for the climate.
Read More »California County Now Monitoring Sewers for Opioids
Isn't the opioid crisis a fundamental part of the democratic utopia?
Read More »Idaho Passes Law Making It Harder for Underage Sluts to Get Abortions Out of State
Girls who want to kill their babies in other states need parental permission now.
Read More »Brandon Says the Pandemic is Over – Time to Really Start Flooding America with Brown People
So ending the fake pandemic means that we can now flood America with even more genetic refuse.
Read More »Oregon: Woman Banned from Adopting for Not Accepting Anal and Trannyism
She's suing for discrimination.
Read More »California: School Board District Openly Decides to Continue Secret Trannification of Students
Part and parcel of living in a democracy.
Read More »Elon Says He Won’t Censor Medvedev, “Let People Decide for Themselves”
The left panics as people are allowed to complain about their war and child molestation agenda...!
Read More »New Evil Creature Spotted in Texas – No Explanation!
Have the Jews finally opened the portal, using their dark rituals???
Read More »US Spying on Vladimir Zelensky, Leaks Show
We always knew they spied on everyone, but having this public is very embarrassing.
Read More »Pop Pop Nigga: Dat Nigga Popped in Harlem Smoke Shop, No Arrests
What is the plan here? Is this just a part of the utopia?
Read More »Trump Vows Revenge in Easter Message (On Truth Social Where No One Saw It)
He should have used this indictment and arrest to do a media whirlwind, but he did not.
Read More »Donald Trump Jr. Voices Support for Sickening and Satanic Tranny Agenda
Personally, I refuse to be associated with homosexuality and/or transsexualism.
Read More »Macron Pushes Back Against US Plan for War with China, Says Europe Should Have Own Policy
There is no logical reason for France not to start to form a relationship with China, other than that they are a US slave state.
Read More »David Geffen’s New Black Husband Stuns America
Homosexuality is actually a behavior, not an "identity."
Read More »South Korea Incensed US Government Spied on Them to See If They Were Standing with the Ukraine
Now South Korea is questioning Analism??
Read More »The Other America: Donald Trump Ringside at UFC with Dana White, Kid Rock and Iron Mike
I no longer believe that saving this America is possible, in the sense of a peaceful transition back to normalcy. However, the fact that good and normal things still exist in this country means that after this empire topples over, we will have the materials needed to rebuild the nation.
Read More »“Fat White Sluts Killed by Black Boys in Tender Friendship Gone Wrong”
Let it be a lesson to fat whores everywhere.
Read More »Court Says School’s Tranny Policy Outweighs Teacher’s Christianity
Schools are openly hostile against Christians.
Read More »Nasty Old Bitch Marjorie Taylor “Large Marge” Greene Attacks Patriotic American Laura Loomer!
What a gross bitch!
Read More »Matt Taibbi Should Do a Special Report on “Loyalty”
He has betrayed Chairman Elon!
Read More »Woke Tech Bro Stabbed in San Francisco, Ignored by Bystanders Before Death
He left his heartbeat in San Francisco.
Read More »People Fear Contaminated Water from Minnesota Nuclear Power Plant Leak
What is happening to American infrastructure?
Read More »Colorado Cops Arrest Obese Tranny Teen for Planning Multiple School Shootings
All trannies suffer from serious mental illness.
Read More »Congressman Guy Reschenthaler’s Moronic Face Sums Up US Approach to China
This is a moronic nation and the people making the decisions are fat morons who only know they like gay sex and Jews.
Read More »China Says It Won’t be Bullied by American Terrorists Doing Mass Killing in the Ukraine
China is a peaceful country and the warmongering maniacs of the West calling them aggressive is insane.
Read More »New Jersey: Governor Signs Order “Protecting” Child Mutilation
Of course he would.
Read More »Wikipedia Biased Against Russia to the Point of Deleting Articles About Achievements, Former Editor Reveals
Wikipedia is run by leftists.
Read More »US Now Officially Opposes Plan to Put Ukraine in NATO
The US no longer believes that the Ukraine will "win."
Read More »China to Build $500 Million Subsea Internet Cable to Rival American Project
The world is choosing China.
Read More »California: Los Angeles Democrats Want to Just Release Everyone in Jail
A white woman and a brown woman are leading the way.
Read More »NPR Whines About Being Hit with “State-Affiliated Media” Label on Twitter
We need to end American democracy, and we need to do it quickly.
Read More »Tranny Pastor Compares Nashville’s Tranny School Shooter to Jesus
Imagine having a tranny pastor.
Read More »America “Powerless” to Stop Latinos from Joining Sino-Friendship Alliance for Joyful Family Happiness
Anal fisting is so 2019.
Read More »Trump Rallies at Mar-a-Lago After Being Arraigned in New York for Fake Crime
I will support Trump regardless. Maybe it helps that I don't believe it is possible for any Republican to win. But there is no way I'm backing Meatball.
Read More »Indiana High School Students Experience Throat Irritation After Mysterious Chemical Spill
Mysterious toxic chemicals are the new New Normal.
Read More »CDC Says Workers Sent to Investigate East Palestine Disaster Became Sick
The real damage to people's health will be hard to hide in a few years.
Read More »Republicans Finally Moving to Ban “Participation Trophies”
It's time for winners to rise up and push losers down to where they belong! We should force them into a swamp!
Read More »Lying Jews Claim Alleged China Balloon Sent Data to Beijing in Real Time! No Explanation How!
The US government is no longer even required to present a plausible hoax to start a war.
Read More »Texas Senate Bans Child Mutilation
Unfortunately, they're also banning trannies from women's sports.
Read More »McDonald’s Closes US Offices for the Week to Notify Employees About Big Layoff Remotely
The American economy is a walking corpse.
Read More »Massachusetts: Man Loses Job Offer for Saying “Ladies” in Email
That's a microaggression, goy.
Read More »Train Derails in Montana, Spills Mysterious Contents
All of a sudden, trains started derailing left and right.
Read More »World Makes a Move Against Analmerica: Oil Outputs Cut! Energy Prices Explode!
Strike back!
Read More »Underage Dick Chopping and Tit Chopping to Increase Rapidly, Boston Children’s Hospital Says
This is the core value of America.
Read More »China Investigating US Chip Maker as Security Risk!
Everything the US does is a security risk!
Read More »United States of Rimjobs Bullying Japan, Demanding So-Called “Anal Marriage” be Legalized Immediately
Japan could just side with the Chinese and not do anal.
Read More »Cocksucking Pole Says US Failed to Isolate Russia! It’s True! People are Sick of This Anal Agenda!
The Anal Empire has already crossed the point of no return. Now, it's just a matter of how much damage they will manage to do before the whole thing comes crashing down.
Read More »God Fires Warning Shot Against New York (AKA “Faggot Central Station”)
The lightning should be a happy reminder that God is in control, and the day is coming soon when He says to the US: "It's over - it ain't going any further."
Read More »Brandon Moves to Liberate Tranny Illegal Immigrants!
This is actually an American problem. We're not seeing a lot of tranny illegal immigrants.
Read More »CDC Sends Personnel to Fight Marburg Virus in Africa
Deadly, mutant bat monsters are terrorizing the planet.
Read More »Prediction-Riddled Economist Says Banks are Already Basically Insolvent!
IT'S SO OVER
Read More »AP Reveals Some Details of Trump Indictment (This Thing is Still Sealed for No Reason)
They still aren't telling! Even the anon sources won't tell!
Read More »The Hague Orders America to Pay Compensation to Iran Over Illegal Seizing of Assets
Is this part of the rules-based order?
Read More »Justice Department and EPA File Complaint Against Norfolk Southern Over Ohio’s Toxic Train Disaster
East Palestine should be evacuated and closed off.
Read More »Trump-Appointed Federal Judge Blocks Tennessee Law Banning Child Sex Performances
If the US Constitution prevents people from stopping this, it's time to go ahead and burn the Constitution.
Read More »Ricky Vaughn Convicted for Hilarious Meme, Could be Facing 10 Years in Prison
If you can, you should leave the United States.
Read More »Trump Indicted!
HAPPENING!
Read More »Aggressive Pro-Murder People Shut Down Pro-Life Event at Virginia College
Trannies are aggressively pro-abortion.
Read More »Michigan University Warns Against Saying “Christmas Tree,” “Cake Walk,” “Tipping Point” and Others
I'd say this is bonkers, but that's also on the list.
Read More »Minneapolis Public Schools to Hold “Gender Resource Fair” for “Gender Creative Young Ones”
Most kids in Minneapolis can't read at grade level.
Read More »QAnon Shaman on the Loose! They Let Him Out!
The people demanded it!
Read More »Minnesota Chemical Train Crash, Ohio River Chemical Boat Crash
What the hell is going on?
Read More »Two Army Black Hawks Collide in Kentucky, Multiple Fatalities
America is absolutely ready for World War 3.
Read More »Teen Booted from Pokemon Tournament for Laughing When Asked About Pronouns
Good riddance, you little monster.
Read More »Collapse of American Infrastructure and Supply Chain Threatens Anal World War Agenda
America is worse off than most "developing countries."
Read More »Convicted Black Genius Uses Wakandan Intellect to Invent Machine for Push-Up Workouts
There are much better ways to make push-ups more challenging.
Read More »Elon Calls Out Goofy Freak Bill Gates for Knowing Nothing About AI
Bill Gates has never appeared very smart.
Read More »New York City Bill to Ban Discrimination Based on Height, Weight
Not the first such bill, nor the last.
Read More »Neo-Fascist Idaho Senate Bans Child Mutilation
A catastrophe for human rights.
Read More »Another Train Wreck! More Chemicals Spilled!
Look, I don't understand the purpose, but it has to be some kind of conspiracy.
Read More »US Replaces Russia as Europe’s Top Oil Supplier
They press their moral agenda, forcing everyone on earth to do gay sex under threat of invasion, and just by coincidence, they get very rich.
Read More »Brandon Threatens Mexico, Demands They Open Energy Markets to US Companies
Meanwhile, the US is also saying that they're going to invade Mexico because of the cartels.
Read More »IRS Goes to Matt Taibbi’s House While He’s Testifying Before Congress
Honestly, I got kinda bored with the Twitter Files.
Read More »Colleges to Lose Greatest Strength If Admissions Turn Meritocratic, Study Finds
Without black intellect, universities won't survive.
Read More »Philadelphia Officials Tell Residents to Avoid Tap Water After “Non-Toxic” Chemical Spill
Acrylic latex polymer is safe and effective.
Read More »Catholic University Brings Obese Black Lesbian “Reverend” to Talk About Hating White People
What else did you expect?
Read More »East Palestine Resident Says Officials are Lying, People Suffering from “Chemical Bronchitis”
This is a hell on earth, and the leftist establishment supports it.
Read More »Citibank Memo Says China “A Relative Safe Haven” During Economic Collapse
BUT I THOUGHT CHINA WAS GOING TO COLLAPSE???
Read More »Nizzle-Hating Privileged White Woman Fired for Saying “Shizzle My Nizzle”
Is the media preparing for another round of nizzle worship?
Read More »Watchdog Says Hollywood’s Top “Native American” Woman Producer is Not Really Cherokee
White women have an identity crisis.
Read More »McCarthy Says Lawmakers Will Move Forward with Legislation to Ban TikTok
TikTok uses Ancient Chinese Magic to do things other apps are not able to do.
Read More »Matt Gaetz Calls on Fat Slobs Ted Cruz and Ron DeSantis to Endorse Donald Trump Immediately
(Full Trump rally included here.)
Read More »Putin Says Creepy Uncle Sam Bombed His Pipes
Everyone knows this.
Read More »TSA Agent Punches Tranny in the Testicles
This is further proof of the persecution that People of Baphomet face daily.
Read More »Mrs. Retard Sucker Out of a Job for Sucking Too Many Retards
Men think about all types of different things, but the only thing a woman ever thinks about is sex.
Read More »Watch: Chocolate Factory Explodes in Pennsylvania
America is crumbling.
Read More »Baghdad Brandon: As Banking System Collapses, Senile Moron Claims Banking System Won’t Collapse
There is blood dripping from the ceiling, but please ignore that and focus on this deranged, lying old man.
Read More »Russian Predicts Maniacal Overreach Will Collapse US Economy
We welcome glorious doom.
Read More »Hersh Says Brandon Blew the Pipes Because Germans Didn’t Care Enough About Ukraine Democracy
It's funny how all of the events of the last ten years are all coming together just in time for the 10-year anniversary of the Daily Stormer.
Read More »Coach Fired for Praying on the Field Gets 1.7 Million Dollar Settlement and His Job Back
He spent almost 8 years in court.
Read More »Rick and Morty Creator Cleared of Bitchsmacking Charges
This is an evil society that destroys creativity in the name of vagina.
Read More »Iowa Newest State to Ban Child Mutilation
Won't someone think of the children?
Read More »CUCKED OUT: Blinken Now Suggesting the Ukraine is Maybe Allowed to Do Talks with Russia!
The end is nigh! Jews ready to give up!
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Plan to Detect Cancer-Causing Chemicals is a Joke, Experts Say
East Palestine is safe and effective.
Read More »The Guardian Butthurt After Twitter Replies to Emails with Poop Emoji
Journalists are very sensitive.
Read More »Grimy Slut Nimrata Says Russia and China are an “Axis of Evil”
It's staggering to see a Hindu female at the head of non-Christian America calling Christian Russia "evil."
Read More »Tranny Takes First Place in New York Women’s Cycling Race
He hasn't even been cycling for long.
Read More »Fat Beast Pompeo Says Biden Needs to be Even More Aggressive in Pushing for War with Russia and China
Thankfully, America is totally doomed already.
Read More »Another Tranny Wins Another “Woman of the Year” Award
Trannies are a net positive given that they are completely displacing women.
Read More »Pipe Bombing: Hersh Says CIA Spamming Media with “Pro-Ukrainian Group” Narrative
They thought people would believe in "Pro-Ukrainian Group"...?
Read More »Philadelphia to Pay Over 9 Million Dollars for Being Mean to People Burning Down the City
They hurt their feelings really badly.
Read More »So is Trump Under Arrest or What? [UPDATE: No.]
LIVE LIVE LIVE - IS IT HAPPENING???
Read More »Fifty More US Banks on the Verge of Failing
They're all on the verge of failing because the feds rate hikes were designed to destroy the economy.
Read More »Missouri: Republicans Completely Fail to Ban Child Mutilation, AG has to Go Rogue to Try to Save Kids
I wish so, so badly Hitler would have won.
Read More »Russia: 20 Years After Iraq Invasion, No One on Earth is Safe from Uncle Sam
You are witnessing the end of empire.
Read More »Alleged Event: Deadly Fungus Spreading Rapidly Through Hospitals
People's immune systems were suddenly weakened, out of nowhere. Truly a mystery.
Read More »Watch: Fauci Offers Black People the Vax, Gets Rejected and Fact-Checked
Skepticism is a form of terrorism.
Read More »John Bolton Stands on Principles, Says ICC is Illegitimate
He's more principled than anyone else in Washington.
Read More »Utah Teacher Tells Kids They Should Eat Bugs Because They’re Killing the Planet
If you don't eat the bugs, you're guilty of crimes against the climate.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Discussing the Implications of What Happened Makes You a Russian Bot
Disagreeing with the American government turns people into Russian bots.
Read More »Watch: Slavery Forces Dontavious to Shoot Victim Multiple Times at Close Range
Black people are a net good for society.
Read More »African-American Bees Kill Two Dogs in Texas
Africanized honeybees are only 13% of the bee population, yet commit 50% of all crimes.
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