Category: US
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Alex Jones Accidentally Added to Group Chat of Sandy Hook “Dead Kids”
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“Bombarded with Dick Pics”: Hegseth Continues Feud with Atlantic’s Goldberg in Text War
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Rubio’s Secret Lifestyle Exposed After TikTok Star Accidentally Added to “Gay Foam Party” Group Chat
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Timothée Chalamet Accidentally Added to Chicago Gang’s Group Chat
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NASA Astronaut Vandalized for Driving Tesla to Earth
They also set her on fire.
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Trump’s Intrepid Plan to Completely Abolish Freedom of Speech in America
How am I supposed to be putting a positive spin on this? It’s not a rhetorical question. What am I supposed to be excited about?
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They’re Going to Call You a Used Car Salesman Anyway, So You Might as Well Just Do Car Commercials on the White House Lawn
What the hell is even going on here?
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Tfw No One Told You Peasants are Peasants
Every problem that is allowed to be discussed is just a symptom of democracy.
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Tucker Carlson Calls for White Homeland!
We need to push James Bowman aside and prepare for the rise of Tucker, defender of the white race and Zionist refuser.
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Slimy Cheater and Retard Elon Musk Bombs with Stand-Up Comedy Opening of First Cabinet Meeting
Okay, I’m back in the saddle.
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Kremlin Says Trump-Putin Summit Coming Soon
It will be a good feeling to have this war end, even if it signals that more bad things are going to start happening.
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Trump Sending “Humanoid Skin Tag” JD Vance to Meet Failed Loser Zelensky
Haha.
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Everyone Shocked as US Navy Jet Crashes Into Water in San Diego Bay
Who could have predicted something like this would happen?
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Egg Prices Topping Out as Virus Mania Heats This Bitch Up
It’s a chicken genocide!
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Jewish Princess Scarlett Johansson Calls for an End to Robots After Being in an AI Meme
Why does no one ever accuse these Jews of being robophobic?