Category: US
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Pew Survey on America’s Top Concerns
Let’s take a look.
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Team Anglin Statement on Dave Portnoy
For immediate release.
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Billionaire Kike Portnoy Melts Down Over Being Oppressed by Waitress as Public Decides Saying Nigger is Good
[TRADITIONAL DAILY STORMER NEWS ARTICLE.]
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The Confounding State of the MAGA Movement
Sorry, this isn’t good. I’m sorry. There are some important ideas here, but it doesn’t hit. Don’t even bother reading it, seriously. Or like, put it into AI and have it summarize the key points. You’ll have to use DeepSeek, of course. ChatGPT ain’t summarizing this bitch.
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Tucker Carlson Clickbaited Me Into Thinking Matt Walsh was Going to Address the Israel Issue
Matt Walsh is possibly the most useless human being who ever lived.
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Alex Jones Accidentally Added to Group Chat of Sandy Hook “Dead Kids”
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“Bombarded with Dick Pics”: Hegseth Continues Feud with Atlantic’s Goldberg in Text War
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Rubio’s Secret Lifestyle Exposed After TikTok Star Accidentally Added to “Gay Foam Party” Group Chat
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Timothée Chalamet Accidentally Added to Chicago Gang’s Group Chat
PAID PROMOTION: Weak men virtue signal. Legends drink Black Rifle Coffee and say what everyone’s thinking.
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NASA Astronaut Vandalized for Driving Tesla to Earth
They also set her on fire.
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Trump’s Intrepid Plan to Completely Abolish Freedom of Speech in America
How am I supposed to be putting a positive spin on this? It’s not a rhetorical question. What am I supposed to be excited about?
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They’re Going to Call You a Used Car Salesman Anyway, So You Might as Well Just Do Car Commercials on the White House Lawn
What the hell is even going on here?
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Tfw No One Told You Peasants are Peasants
Every problem that is allowed to be discussed is just a symptom of democracy.
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Tucker Carlson Calls for White Homeland!
We need to push James Bowman aside and prepare for the rise of Tucker, defender of the white race and Zionist refuser.
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Slimy Cheater and Retard Elon Musk Bombs with Stand-Up Comedy Opening of First Cabinet Meeting
Okay, I’m back in the saddle.