The reasoning sounds like a technicality to me.
Read More »“Experts”: US Navy’s New “Extremely Long-Range” Missiles Could Erase China’s Advantage in South China Sea
Why does the US issue these threats so often?
Read More »Jewish Ex-Employee Suing Intel Because Former Boss Liked Pro-Palestine Twitter Posts
Whine more, Jews. People really like it.
Read More »NYPD to Flood Central Park with Drones to Somehow “Fight Crime”
Are the drones going to drop hand grenades, like in the Ukraine videos we all watch on Telegram?
Read More »Conservatives Outraged After Biden-Harris Program to Remove Migrant Families Allows 90% to Stay
Contemporary republicanism is just about making things happen legally.
Read More »Illinois: School Worker Sentenced to 9 Years for Stealing Chicken Wings Worth $1.5 Million
At the time of writing, it's unclear if she also stole any dip.
Read More »Colorado: Parents Sue State for Secretly Trannifying Their Daughter
Not trannifying kids at all is never an option.
Read More »Trump Tells Elon He Experienced a Miracle, “More of a Believer” Now
Cringe.
Read More »Toxic Gas from Landfills is a Major Source of PFAS Pollution (JUST BURN THE TRASH!)
Here's the deal: burn the trash.
Read More »Lindsey Graham Calls Hohol Terrorism Inside Russia “Beautiful”
Very sadistic.
Read More »New York: Woman Sues Planned Parenthood, Doctors for Doing Tranny Mutilation on Her
Sometimes, you think about it, and you're like: "How is this even real?"
Read More »US Sends Missile Sub to the Middle East as UK, France and Germany Ask Iran to Avoid Escalation
The fastest road to peace is refusing to defend Israel.
Read More »New York: Man Shouts “Free Palestine” and Stabs Jew (We’re Never Going to Hear the End of This)
I don't understand what Jews expected?
Read More »Female Cop Punched by Black Man has “Long Road to Recovery”
Feminism is a failed experiment.
Read More »Brooklyn: Dozens Commemorate Assassinated Hamas Negotiator
Israel has yet to explain how murdering the top negotiator helps negotiations.
Read More »Elon Musk Alienating Tesla’s Target Market with Pro-Trump and Anti-Tranny Rhetoric
The real problem with Tesla is that they make shitty cars.
Read More »Boomers Much More Likely to Vote for Trump Than Younger People, Georgia Poll Finds
The boomers think they're going to be saved from death if they send young Americans to kill kids for the Jews in the Middle East.
Read More »Cop Says He Told Secret Cervix to Secure Roof Where Alleged Ear Scratcher Took Position
It was a pretty obvious place to secure.
Read More »Taking Cues from Kamala, Trump Planning Rap Concert at Rally
This sucks.
Read More »NYC: Black Gentleman Smacks the “Empowerment” Out of White Female NYPD Cop
I love this.
Read More »Childhood Vaccinations Allegedly Prevented Only 1 Million Deaths Since 1994, CDC Says
Totally not worth it.
Read More »California: Governor Gavin Newsom Leads Assault on Homeless Encampment…!?
This is totally confusing.
Read More »Denver Police Department Fires 3 Officers Over Anti-Migrant Locker Room Talk
It's not allowed to say mean things about the violent criminal migrants.
Read More »Virginia: 15-Year-Old Dies Suddenly During High School Football Practice
The New Normal strikes again.
Read More »Chicago: City Approves Anti-Israel Protests at the DNC
Why??? I wonder why???
Read More »Watch: Planned Parenthood Executives Talk About Selling Body Parts of Babies
Pharmaceutical companies and The Science need a steady supply.
Read More »California: Chinaman Hit in the Head by Stray Bullet While Sleeping in His Own Home
Blacks are very good at pulling the trigger, but very bad at aiming.
Read More »Watch: Biden Says He’s Not Confident at All in Peaceful Transfer, Regardless of Who Wins
I think he's saying leftists will also riot?
Read More »NASA Finally Considering Asking Elon to Rescue Astronauts Trapped by Boeing Failure
I'm sure Elon can fix this. He's really good at technology.
Read More »NYC Subway Platforms Have Highly Toxic Air, Study Finds
The subway platforms also have highly dangerous primates.
Read More »California: College Settles for $2.4 Million with Teacher Fired for Opposing DEI
But as part of the settlement, he doesn't get his job back.
Read More »EPA Finally Bans IQ-Lowering Weedkiller Dacthal – First Emergency Suspension Since 1983
Hey, it's something. I guess.
Read More »Mysterious Dark Figure Rapes Woman on Bronx Street After Asking Her for Directions
He was in need of urgent directions.
Read More »Justice Department Says Pakistani Man with Alleged Ties to Iran was Planning to Murder Trump
The Jews want white men to hate Iran.
Read More »Missouri: Jews Successfully Defeat Anti-Israel Squad Member in Primary
Bitch forgot who put her there in the first place.
Read More »ZOGbots Injured in Rocket Attack on US “Base” in Iraq
Does Iran even care about the effects of communism in South America?
Read More »Tim Walz in as Coconut Brat VP After Inventing “Weird People” Meme
If JD Vance ever tried to take an abortion book from my daughter, I would have some kind of mental breakdown.
Read More »Trump Tells Adin Ross Nobody Would Attack Israel Under His Watch
Who cares, Donald?
Read More »Trump Energizing Evangelical Christianity with Messiah Narrative, Rebranding as Savior of the Jews
Cool political bloc.
Read More »Racist Slut Whines After Blacks Who Stomped Her Son to Death Get Slap on the Wrist
If he didn't want to be murdered, then maybe he should have helped George Floyd more?
Read More »RFK Jr. Calls Trump “Worse President Ever” and “Probably a Sociopath” in Leaked Texts
If democracy was real, RFK Jr. would win.
Read More »New Orleans: Female Police Chief Hits 2 Pedestrians with Her Car, Sends One to the Hospital
She wasn't even drunk.
Read More »Massachusetts Bill Seeks to Redefine Parenthood Terms, Replace “Mother” with “Person Who Gave Birth”
They should also replace "son" and "daughter" with "person who came out of the womb."
Read More »The Entire Narrative is Shifting on a Bunch of Issues (Atlantic City Banning Homelessness)
Anti-homeless now. No one asks why.
Read More »Mentally Ill Homeless Drug Addicts Plaguing Manhattan’s West Side, Terrorizing Tourists
What happened to "the taxpayer" as an entity that had some say in what is going on in the community?
Read More »Injun School Genocide Hoax Moves from Canada to America
About time.
Read More »Pentagram Deploying More Warships and Fighter Jets to the Middle East as Total War Looms
This seems good.
Read More »Rand Paul Calls Out “Kids Online Safety Act” as Giving Government “Bizarre” Censorship Powers
Because anything can cause anxiety.
Read More »Justice Department Sues TikTok with Goofy “Save the Children” Bullshit
Fuck them kids.
Read More »Traveling “Christian” Tent with “Prophets” Touring Swing States for Trump
Christians shouldn't even be voting.
Read More »Secret Service Now Claims Their Drone Detection Tech Also Failed During Trump Shooting
This is equivalent to when they said the cameras stopped working when Jeffrey Epstein "killed himself."
Read More »Christian Family Harassed by CPS After Anti-Christian Reddit Group Reports Them for Abuse
They hate them because they're Christian and have lots of kids.
Read More »Vicious Jew Pepper Sprays Children During Anti-Genocide Protest Near Times Square
We need a solution and it needs to be final.
Read More »Poll: Majority of Americans Say First Amendment “Goes Too Far”
The future is grim.
Read More »US Contradicts Venezuela’s Electoral Council, Says Opposition Loser Actually the President
America is supposedly against foreign interference in elections.
Read More »Chuck Schumer Introduces “No Kings Act” to Override Supreme Court’s Trump Immunity Decision
In democracy, Jews make the rules.
Read More »Wall Street Analyst Nearly Crashes While Testing Tesla’s “Full Self Driving”
He said the system is arguably getting worse.
Read More »Trump Asks If Kamala is Indian or Black, Notes That She Somehow “Became” a Black Person
lol
Read More »Trump Says Jews Who Don’t Vote for Him are “Absolute Fools”
If the Jews who don't vote for you are fools, aren't the gentiles who vote for you fools?
Read More »California Dad Gets Full Custody of 4-Year-Old Son After Mother Tried to Turn Him Into a Tranny
Unfortunately, the reason he won full custody appears to be that the mother has substance abuse problems.
Read More »Elon Claims Another Scalp: Motorcyclist Killed by “Full Self-Driving” Tesla
Elon's cars are overpriced death machines.
Read More »CDC Announces Seasonal Vaccines for Livestock Workers to Allegedly Prevent Virus Mutations
Vaccine makers want what's best for you, goy.
Read More »Denver: Famous Venezuelan Gang Tells Members It’s Okay to Shoot American Cops
Rockstar Games should make a new Grand Theft Auto inspired by Tren de Aragua.
Read More »Gorilla Chieftain Lloyd Austin Swears Allegiance to Israel After Arabian Soccer Field Massacre
Israel has been saying this whole time they were going to invade Lebanon.
Read More »Democrats Switch from Calling Trump a Fascist to Calling Him “Weird”
Obviously, switching from "Hitler" to "just sorta weird" is a pretty big shift, but so was switching from Biden to Kamala.
Read More »After Being Politely Asked by America Not to Bomb Beirut, Jews Bomb Beirut
Hezbollah didn't bomb the football field. That was a stupid claim, and just an excuse to attack.
Read More »Pentagon Announces New $1.7 Billion Warmongering Package for the Ukraine
Americans don't need that money because they're already a part of the indispensable nation.
Read More »Report: Elon Began His Revenge Mission Against Biden in 2021 When Biden Said GM Invented Electric Cars
What a shitty news item.
Read More »Same Spooks Who Said in 2016 Russia was Hacking for Trump Now Say Iran Hacking Against Him
A lot of people support Trump because his ear was scratched.
Read More »US Allegedly Trying to Stop Jews from Bombing Beirut
The Trump team has made it very clear: they want to help Jews bomb everyone.
Read More »Brandon Says He’s Gonna… Stop the Supreme Court and Change Constitution Against Trump
I thought this nigga resigned?
Read More »Kamala’s Election Campaign Accuses Musk of Spreading Lies Over Retweet of “Deepfake” Parody
The video isn't even funny.
Read More »Members of Trump’s Secret Cervix Detail Say They Weren’t Warned of Alleged Ear Scratcher
The "competence crisis" PSYOP continues.
Read More »Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
I don't care about elections, but I do care about coins.
Read More »Trump Says in Four Years Everything Will be Fixed and You Won’t Have to Vote Again
It doesn't matter who votes or doesn't vote.
Read More »Jews Now Going After Beyonce and Her Creative Director
The Jews kill children on purpose in front of the whole world and then whine when people say mean things about them.
Read More »Utopia Closer Than Ever After NYC Puts Gun-Detecting Tech at Busy Subway Station
You can't carry anything to defend yourself.
Read More »FBI Now Says “Getting Shot” and “Getting Hit by Shrapnel” are Really the Same Thing
Hmmm.
Read More »Barack and Big Mike Officially Endorse Kamala
This doesn't matter.
Read More »Trump Doubts Jewish People Could Vote for Kamala After “Disrespectful” Gaza Remarks
Don't you want to Make Israel Great Again?
Read More »Secret Cervix Repeatedly Rejected Local Police Surveillance Drone, Whistleblower Says
The weather was too sloped for drones.
Read More »Conservatives Whine After FBI Director Says Shrapnel Could Have Caused Trump Ear Scratch
That would make a lot more sense, huh?
Read More »Michigan: Man Runs Over 80-Year-Old Trump Supporter with ATV, Then Kills Himself
No one will miss him.
Read More »Kamala Says She Will Not be Silent on Gaza Tragedies After Meeting with Netanyahu
She also announced her commitment to Israel's "security."
Read More »Infant Mortality Rate Mysteriously Rising for the First Time in 20 Years
They're blaming "coronavirus" for the effects of the vax.
Read More »Trump’s Nephew Says He was Mad Niggers Scraped His Cadillac Eldorado Convertible
Who wouldn't be mad about that?
Read More »Watch: In Drop-Out Speech, Brandon Says America is “An Idea” That is “Ruled by ‘The People'”
"The people" being a collective entity with a will actually is "an idea," and one that is largely useless for any sort of political purpose.
Read More »US Congress: Bibi Blathers About Burned Babies, Doubles Down on Endless War, Gets 55 Standing Ovations
What is the explanation for this other than "America is controlled by the Jews"? There is no other explanation, which is why you're not allowed to ask any questions as to why this is happening.
Read More »DC: Protesters Burn Netanyahu Effigy, Attacked by Bloodthirsty Badge Niggers
Hate speech isn't free speech or whatever. Just shut up.
Read More »Israel’s Extremist National Security Minister Endorses Trump, Hypes War Against Iran
Are you ready to die for your masters, goy?
Read More »Penis-Shrinking Chemicals Widely Found in Pesticides Despite EPA Denial
It's a real environmental disaster threatening life on Earth.
Read More »Mattel Launches Blind Barbie with Cane, Says Black Down Syndrome Barbie Coming Soon
Blind people were looking forward to this.
Read More »Secret Cervix Director Finally Resigns After Successful “Competence Crisis” PSYOP
Haha we just owned the libs hard, my fellow goy!
Read More »It’s Over: George Clooney Endorses Kamala
This article is long and contains totally unrelated information.
Read More »Bibi in America: Capitol Cops Arrest Hundreds of Jew Protesters
The protesters were also calling for Biden to stop all arms shipments to Israel.
Read More »Kamala’s In. They’re Not Switching Her Out. (I’m So Tired of Talking About This.)
The news is the Trump campaign is going to run with Kamala's record of being an Indian who's racist against blacks and locks them up for small marijuana infractions. I can't really tell if I think that is funny or not.
Read More »Hordes of Migrants Trying to Cross the Border Before Trump Takes Office
It doesn't even matter, bro.
Read More »The Science Wants to Give Younger Women Drug That Allegedly Extends Fertility
Women don't need more fertile years, they just need to use the ones they already have.
Read More »Secret Cervix Boss Says Ear Scrape Worst Disaster in Decades – Still Not Resigning
This bitch is something else.
Read More »CNN Anchor Says Josh Shapiro Would be a Risky VP Pick “Because He’s Jewish”
This is so awesome.
Read More »George Soros’ Son Endorses Kamala! Very Interesting Political Intrigue Afoot!
It doesn't matter. Trump already "won."
Read More »NYC Cops Refuse to Respond to Migrant Crime Wave, Tell Store Owner to “Hire Security”
The cops have more important things to do, like brutalizing students who support Palestine.
Read More »Alleged Ear Scratcher Actually a Pretty Good Shot, Alleged Shooting Range Classmate Reveals
Apparently, Homeland Security trains in that shooting range.
Read More »RFK Jr. Claims the Democrat Party is Run by Niggers
Bold statement, Bobby.
Read More »Obama Not Endorsing Kamala
Very few people are able to endorse Kamala with a straight face.
Read More »SUNDAY CANCELED AGAIN: Biden Drops Out!
He endorsed Kamala.
Read More »Trump Says WW3 is Coming, Claims “Russia is After All of the Ukraine,” Threatens Hamas
Why should Americans care about what Russia does on its borders or whatever happens in the Middle East?
Read More »Google Searches for “How to Register to Vote” Allegedly Up by 500% Since Trump’s Ear Allegedly Shot
It's a suspiciously convenient explanation for why he'd win in 2024 after losing in 2020.
Read More »CDC Still Whining About Bird Flus, Saying They’re Gonna Do You Dirty Again
IT'S ALL COMING BACK
Read More »Philadelphia: Black Woman Shouts “Fuck Your Baby, Bitch!” and Shoots 7-Month-Old
This is a textbook example of a person suffering from a chronic lack of reparations.
Read More »Zuckerberg Refuses to Endorse Trump or Biden, Says He Wants No Part in the Election
Zuckerberg is beyond these goyim affairs.
Read More »Jew-Loving Evangelical Kooks Claiming “God Saved Trump,” Calling It a “Miracle”
I lack the faith for this one.
Read More »New York: Asian NYC Councilwoman Charged with Biting Cop During Protest
She and the other gooks were protesting the building of a hobo center in her constituency.
Read More »OH SHIT NIGGA: It’s on Now: Report Says Obama Telling Biden to Drop Out
HE DID IT.
Read More »MAGA Boomers Now Wearing Fake Ear Bandages “In Solidarity”
Don't do this. Come on.
Read More »California: Tesla Sales Totally Collapsing as Company on the Verge of Becoming Nonviable
Freefall collapse.
Read More »US Military to Dismantle Doomed Pier in Gaza, Declares “Mission Complete”
The mission was to pretend to be doing something.
Read More »Biden Now Saying He’d Consider Dropping Out If Doctors Diagnosed Him with Something
Looks like he's officially out.
Read More »Trump Says Taiwan Should Start Paying America for Protection from China
America could just stay away from Taiwan and do Sino-Friendship with China, instead of playing thug for hire.
Read More »CNN Report: Pelosi Told Biden He Can’t Win (Before Trump Waved the Bloody Ear)
Wow. Huh.
Read More »Claim: Secret Cervix Knew Alleged Shooter was a Threat 10 Minutes Before Trump Took Stage
"Haha they're incompetent because they're women! Competency crisis, goy!" is exactly what they want people to believe.
Read More »Toxic Chemicals Necessary for “Clean Energy” Batteries Ruining Environment and Human Health
"Clean energy" is a hoax.
Read More »California: Newsom Signs Law Banning Schools from Telling Parents They’re Trannifying Their Kids
Now children can be safely brainwashed and mutilated.
Read More »Don Jr. Claims Vicious Kikesucker “JD Vance” (Fake Name) Will be President in 2028
JD Vance is literally Jeb Bush with a talking points update.
Read More »After Small Ear Injury, Trump Called RFK to Try to Get Him Onside, Pretended to Agree About Vax
Huh.
Read More »FBI Says They Can’t Figure Out Motivation of Trump Shooting Patsy
Just buy the damn Hilux.
Read More »Jew Jack Black Throws Long-Time Bandmate and Friend Kyle Gass Under the Bus Over Trump Assassination Joke
For those of us in the know, this is all quite surreal.
Read More »Secret Cervix Director Vows to Investigate What Happened But Refuses to Resign
She should try using her female intuition.
Read More »New Claim: Trump Shooter Spotted on Roof by Local Cops 26 Minutes Before Opening Fire
There is a cold wind that blows nobody good.
Read More »Trump Wears Ear Bandage at RNC as Republicans Say Divine Intervention Saved Him
Big round of applause for my African American.
Read More »Phone of Suspected Shooter Who Allegedly Damaged Trump’s Ear Yields No Clues
Real or not, the problem is what the incident is being used for.
Read More »Trump Just Named Uber-Israel Shill JD Vance as VP Pick (“Nikki Haley with a Beard”)
Everyone who is shilling Trump is lying to you.
Read More »Secret Cervix Says Local Cops Were Supposed to Secure Surrounding Properties During Trump Rally
This is beyond conceivable incompetence, and enters into the realm of "obvious maliciousness."
Read More »“Assassination Attempt” Guarantees Trump Victory, Infamous Democrat Operative Dick Morris Says
If you're a healthy male between 17 and 42, I'd advise you to get the hell out of the country or disappear into the woods or something, because there's a war coming.
Read More »Watch: Jew Mayorkas Says Secret Service Should Not Allow Former Presidents to be Shot
I really appreciate the apology, Jew.
Read More »“Lone Gunman Narrative Raises Too Many Questions”
The choices are "everyone is too competent" and "everyone is incompetent."
Read More »Donald Trump Shot!
Well, that escalated... pretty slowly, actually.
Read More »Alec Baldwin Cleared of Retarded Manslaughter Charges
The charges were obviously bullshit from the beginning but people just really hate Alec Baldwin and wanted to see him go down.
Read More »FAA Wants Investigation of SpaceX for Some Reason I Don’t Really Understand
Give me my account back Elon, and the reporting stops.
Read More »RFK Jr. Texts Babysitter, Telling Her He’s Sorry If He Hurt Her Feelings
Haha.
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