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We've tried this experiment of putting Jews in charge of everything, and it hasn't really gone very well. 

The American government is controlled by the Jews.

The Jews keep claiming to be the victims!

Killing babies will NOT be tolerated.

America is against killing babies, Jews. Go elsewhere if you don't like it.

Diversity is our greatest strength, except when it comes to things that require basic proficiency at literally anything.

Elon is afraid to meet Hamas because he's ashamed of his shit memes. Hamas has mega lulz.

They burned their Holocaust card.

Francis is a nightmare Pope.

What the hell is this guy doing?

Brute teens should have special prison-like high schools for their own protection.

Maybe don't kill babies if you don't want people to hate you?

Scientists are working hard to understand the concept of "wall" and "door."

Plants need carbon dioxide.

Part and parcel of democracy.

Blocking roads is how you get people to stop caring about Palestine.

Milley's replacement is known for riding dirty.

I didn't ever realize it was illegal to kill homeless people. 

They're all after a better life. The problem is that the better life they're after is yours.

No one could have predicted this.

The ceasefire is not enough, Jews.

People had enough of these Jews and their supporters.

Is The Science doing this on purpose?

How are you going to put this guy in prison without protection?

The world won't forgive you, Jews.

Priests are supposed to be homosexuals, according to the modern church.

Jews are now known as "baby killers" who bomb hospitals. Nice job, Israel.

Who is even supporting these Jews, besides evangelical boomers?

Gurpatwant Singh Pannun lives to whine another day.

Babies should drink their mother's milk and eat normal healthy food, not this sugary paste crap.

They can't prove anything.

More than one homicide per day so far this year, and we've still got more than a month to go.

Shut up, faggot.

No one wants these people alive. 

Why did these start happening all the time?

Who knew it was this easy to get rid of a body?

The bitch is still emotionally distressed from the event.

What a weird series of events...

Binance does not appear to be collapsing at all. What it looks like is that Binance was subject to a shakedown, and they're paying off the man. 

More want to leave.

If you are attempting to undermine society, you have to line positions of power with anti-social people who are willing to purposefully work to undermine the existing order. 

#StandWithSarandon

Crisis averted?

No hate crimes charges, apparently.

Why would anyone take any of this seriously?

It's interfering with "equity."

Anyone other than whites views this democracy system as a brutal burden.

Is it over...?

It's a scam, bro.

One of the most pressing issues of our time.

Standard Mexican stuff, basically.

Only the top 1% should eat the bugs.

Surely, US intelligence is looking for a way out, and this seems like an obvious exit strategy.

If there was such a thing as a "good Jew," he would call out the other Jews on their behavior. A Jew who defends Jewish nepotism and Jewish corruption, violence, and terror is not "good." He's just a Jew.

This doesn't help the public image of the Jews.

All high schools are nonstop orgies. Women in the workplace!

DUMP, DUMP, DUMP!

How dare you!

I don't know why this is a long think-piece. What am I even doing?

Still not calling it "X."

It would probably be better if he just continued to capitalize on the backlash against Jews.

This is a revolution, Jews.

Shut up, kikes. Stop whining. Stop it. Just shut up.

We're rolling over you, Jews. We are bound for freedom and nothing will stop us.

So goofy.

I haven't seen a meme milked like this in years.

Some vile parents are mad about it.

Some allege that Zelensky wants endless war so he never has to wear a tie again.

Ben, I won. I won, Ben.

Most people in the world want the same.

Nobody likes these genocidal rats.

I bet it was climate change.

Women are against people having fun.

The brutes are getting slightly more sophisticated.

Are they really banned if you can just give them away like that?

You're personally responsible for this.

If he was black he would have done something much cooler.

The reason Biden's economy is bad is because of interest rates. Not inflation. That's a fact.

You can trust good old Bill.

It's so over.

He said it to Sean Hannity, the world's number one Irish race traitor.

The Jews don't appear to understand that what they're doing is extremely unpopular.

I'm just totally exhausted.

They just interviewed a few people in Chicago.

Yeah. Sucks.

No more Magellanic clouds for you, goy.

The slippery slope gets slipperier every day.

Look forward to a career on OnlyFans, cunts.

It doesn't seem to be helping.

I've been waiting so long for this. It feels so strange.

This is how they start regulating AI.

More students are protesting this stuff lately.

Gross.

Plastics are a total disaster.

The victims and their house were full of strangers' DNA.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Literal suicide squad.

So gay...

The Jew governor says he won't renew the program.

No money? 

The Western media is saying he's losing and delusional.

So hot.

That includes abortion up to birth.

In other news, GTA 6 trailer coming next month.

Did you?

Don't worry about this. Worry about cow farts instead.

He knew not to relax around blacks.

Just find other work, man.

No Fatmerican is going to complain, so they just keep doing it.

They are going to be very difficult to get rid of.

See - treatment for "emotional disorders" literally means "Jews telling you to become a tranny."

It's sickening, but you have to admit. It is funny.

This is the New Normal.

HAMAS WINS.

All these fats want to do is eat.

Why are women allowed in Antarctica in the first place?

He was risking huge fines.

Maybe they're bots. 

Isn't this a formal admission that the Jews have nukes?

It's better press than going to the debates.

The governor is acting under advisement of an IDF commander.

Why would you want to get rid of your greatest strength like that?

Your move, Donald.

This is an Illness Revelations article AND filler (a truly dynamic duo). I know it's current events, and we're trying to keep current events out of the Illness Revelations official category, but we have to consider, [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a meaningful parasocial relationship: people will be reading the collected Illness Revelations 100 and 1,000 years from now, so we need to provide some historical context of when these Revelations occurred. You will surely recall that the illness itself coincided with the Hamas attack. I do not believe this is a coincidence.

It's a living nightmare.

Joe Biden is going to be heading into 2024 with a 30% approval rating.

It's like Videodrome.

This one is going to be Ramaswamy v. the Israel lobby, so it might actually be good. Especially given the context.

Yeah. Sorry.

Newsom has held a press conference responding to DeSantis' plans to arm the IDF.

Jews are putting razors under the posters now, by the way.

Took you a while...

Not a tranny, believe it or not.

It's over, Ronny, you little piglet.

This is bad, bad, bad crisis management.

That was quick.

The teachers discouraged them from protesting.

As opposed to a ceasefire.

It all started with George Floyd...

There are a lot of variables.