Jews be like.
Read More »“Make the Great Satan Great Again” – FBI Claims Iranians Pretended to be Proud Boys Online
Seems legit.
Read More »It Looks Like Amy Two Names Made It!
Hopefully this means that Trump wins the election.
Read More »This Talk About Unemployment is Sort of Pointless
Just stay off of drugs, kids.
Read More »Trump’s Rally in Erie was ?????
He's not worried, so why should we be?
Read More »We Need to Put Lives Before Travel
It's time to ban cars.
Read More »Purdue Pharma, Producers of OxyContin, To Shut Down After Anti-Semitic Persecution
It's not the fault of the Jews that the goyim really love pills.
Read More »Giuliani Says Hunter was Worried About Smoking Crack in Front of Teenagers
I don't think this sex stuff is going anywhere.
Read More »Justice Department Opens Investigation of Google for Anti-Trust 12 Days Before the Election
It means absolutely nothing.
Read More »Faggot Commission Says They’re Going to Mute Trump’s Mic in Last Debate
This is bullshit!
Read More »Rush Limbaugh’s Cancer is Terminal – Maybe He Can Now Say “Jew”?
Donald Trump gives tribute.
Read More »Your Favorite President Berates Criminal Journalist for Refusing to Report on Hunter Biden
Trump needs to start arresting these journalists.
Read More »Delusional and Masochistic House Republicans Ask William Barr to Investigate Hunter Biden Laptop
They'd have a better chance with Santa Claus.
Read More »Lindsey Graham Says He’s Going to Take Revenge on Facebook and Twitter for Suppressing Hunter Email Stories
I doubt it?
Read More »Asiatic Lunatic Hangs Off the Side of Trump Tower in Chicago, Says He Loves BLM
The man has a Russian accent though.
Read More »Trump Campaign Reveals Gretchen Whitmer is Using Gang Signs to Call for Murder of Trump
Lock the bitch up!
Read More »Trump is Just Totally on Fire at These Rallies, Frankly
The energy is so high right now that I do not think a loss is possible.
Read More »Massachusetts: Tens of Thousands to be Evicted After Moratorium Ends
I doubt the apocalypse is now. But it's coming.
Read More »Washington: Garbage Bags Full of Ballots Found at the Side of the Road
Is this a conspiracy theory?
Read More »The Media is Covering Up Hunter Biden Scandal, Saying Joe Biden Still Winning
Alex Jones says there are underage sex videos on the Biden laptop.
Read More »Unfathomably Scurvy Traitor Ben Sasse Attacks Trump on Eve of Election
We should have primaried him.
Read More »Chicago Gets “Rat City” Award for Sixth Year
Chicago is run like a third world country because third world people run Chicago.
Read More »“Lock ‘Em All Up” – Your Favorite President Agrees with the Mob That the Cunt Whitmer Needs to be Locked Up
We have to lock the bitch up!
Read More »Kansas: Another Kidnapping Hoax
Who would you trust with your safety?
Read More »Coronavirus: America Registers 69 Gajillion Cases in One Day
Donald Trump is refusing to pass federal buttplug laws to protect the country from fart-borne corona.
Read More »CNN Finally Prints a Truth: “The Legal Reckoning Awaiting Donald Trump If He Loses the Election”
Donald Trump is going to prison if he loses this election.
Read More »Joe Biden Dog-Whistles to Anti-White Hate Groups, Citing Michigan Hoax, Charlottesville
Why don't they just say: "we think white people are evil and they need to die"?
Read More »Lockdown Artist and Most Famous Liar Anthony Fauci Says He’s Not Going to Do a National Lockdown Yet
Well, he is the boss of everything.
Read More »“White Supremacist” Used to Describe Prison Gang in Top Headline
It is very low-level disinformation.
Read More »Trump Debates Stupid Bitch Who Appears as Stand-In for Biden, Humiliates Her with Brutal and Disgusting Rape
I haven't seen a woman raped like this since Mike Tyson.
Read More »African Crime Lord Barack Obama Attacks Independent Journalism, Says He “Didn’t Do Nothing”
How can he say this without blushing? Oh. Right.
Read More »Steve Scully, Failed Moderator for Botched Second Debate, Fired for Lying About Being Hacked
Maybe he meant to say "I am a hack"?
Read More »YouTube Bans All QAnon Content
Is there anything that the Democrats support? Or are they just against white people, Christians and freedom, generally?
Read More »WaPo Exposes Rudy Giuliani as a Russian Agent
They have decided to just push through all of this information that has come out.
Read More »Biden Announces That He’ll Have the Most Diverse Government Ever in History
I'm shocked that there isn't even one tranny mentioned here.
Read More »Barron Trump Tests Positive for Deadly Coronavirus, Expected to Die Immediately
He's gonna get Kawasaki disease.
Read More »Trump Complains About Tech Companies Censoring New York Post Article Showing Hunter Biden Dirty Deal
Frankly, I won't be surprised if they just ban Trump himself outright in the next few days. There is literally nothing he can do if they do that.
Read More »Masked Psychopath Kamala Suspends Campaign Travel After Staff Tests Positive
Is it really worth the risk?
Read More »Michigan: They Finally Found a Violent White Racist!
We need fewer hate crimes and more love crimes.
Read More »Real American Burns Massive Pro-Biden Sign That Invaded Rural Massachusetts
May the election go the way of this sign.
Read More »Because of Course: Conservatives Accuse Cory Booker of “Mansplaining” to Amy Double Names
If you surrender your moral order to your enemy, then what do you have left?
Read More »Wait: The Michigan Kidnapping Hoax Isn’t Finished Yet!
A hero has risen.
Read More »Criminal Fiend William Barr Announces That Obama and Company Did Nothing Wrong in Manufacturing Russian Hoax
William Barr refusing to prosecute the biggest scandal in history is the new biggest scandal in history.
Read More »Michigan GOP Refuses to Support GOP Candidate in Competitive District Because He Doesn’t Believe in the Whitmer Kidnapping
How are these people in charge of the party?
Read More »Mitt Romney Posts Whining Message About How People Should be Nice
It's just enough to make you want to snap.
Read More »The CDC Says 200 Zillion Have Died from Corona. The Real Number Could be as High as 50 Hundred Bajillion Gazillion.
It is entirely possible and in fact likely that we all died from coronavirus already and we're already in hell.
Read More »Trump Returns, Good Enough to Dance
100% IMMUNE.
Read More »Media: Joe Biden has a 91% Chance of Winning the Election
This is going to get very messy.
Read More »Louisiana: 11-Year-Old Black Kid Carjacks a School Bus, Takes It for a Joyride
Props to the black kid for not giving an f and doing his best to bring down the system.
Read More »Former CDC Director: “20 Billion Zillion Bajillion More Coronavirus Deaths by Midnight Tonight”
We have to lobby the government to force people to wear motorcycle helmets sealed with hot glue 24 hours a day, including when they're in the shower.
Read More »Listen to Me
After the election, this has to be what we do.
Read More »RIP Lee Keltner, Cowboy Hat Maker Assassinated by an NBC News Hitman
There is a significant body of people who will cheer as we are all murdered.
Read More »Get the Latest Info on the Deadly Coronavirus: President Planning to Murder His Supporters
Thankfully, the good folks of the ADL are in charge of Twitter censorship.
Read More »Denver: Police Lie and Say Antifa Killer is a Professional Security Guard Working for Media
What is true: he was hired by the media to kill Trump supporters.
Read More »Trump Obviously Lost Money by Becoming President
The New York Times is just making things up outright now.
Read More »Amy Coney Barrett’s Prepared Remarks Ahead of Her Confirmation Hearings
Yeah okay sure babe that's cute.
Read More »New York Times: Trump Will Have Coronavirus Forever and Ever and Ever (And Ever and Ever and Ever)
Their experts know what's up.
Read More »Denver: Man Shot Dead by Antifa at Pro-Police Rally
Cops immediately cleared Antifa of any and all responsibility.
Read More »Fake News: Latest Poll Says Biden is at 54%, Trump at 42%
We need enough people out voting that he can claim total victory on election night. If we don't get that, there is actually going to be a war.
Read More »Trump Does First Post-Coronavirus Interview on Tucker Carlson
Trump says he felt low energy. That's all.
Read More »Trump is Finally (FINALLY) Taking on the Crime Lord and Illuminati Bastard William Barr
The day of reckoning is coming.
Read More »Second Debate Canceled Because Joe Biden is a Faggot and a Feeble Old Coward
Joe Biden is such a pussy.
Read More »If You Fuck Around with Us, We are Going to Do Things to You That Have Never Been Done Before
Stand by.
Read More »Nancy Pelosi Attempting to Overthrow Trump Three Weeks Before the Election
She's doing something. Who even knows what.
Read More »The FBI is Racist – Time to Shut Er Down
We have to replace the FBI with black gangs.
Read More »Justin Trudeau Vaguely Implies He’s Preparing for a Civil War in the United States
The leadership of every Western country is going to side against Trump.
Read More »MSNBC Host Attacks Pence’s Masculinity and Sexual Virility After Debate
Women are vile.
Read More »Doctors Say That Trump Can Now Leave Isolation – Rally on Saturday!
We're back in action, folks. Let's rock 'n' roll.
Read More »Kamala’s Lincoln Story was Yet Another Hoax
When you start getting called out by the WaPo for liberal hoaxes, you're in a real bad way.
Read More »BREAKING CORONAVIRUS UPDATE: Now It’s Even Worse!
This isn't even the final form of the coronavirus.
Read More »Debate Commission Says Next Debate Will be “Virtual,” Trump Says It’s Gay, No
GHEY!
Read More »President Says Coronavirus Diagnosis was a Blessing from God!
Good luck!
Read More »Breaking News: All Blacks Plan to Vote Trump, Big Win, Awesome Deal
I think this is misguided, frankly.
Read More »Trump Now Demanding in All Caps That William Barr Do Something
William Barr is part of the conspiracy and should be charged with crimes for refusing to charge these people with crimes.
Read More »“Where We Get Banned, We Get All Banned” – Facebook Bans All QAnon
This just means that they have a right to ban all Trump supporters at random.
Read More »McCloskeys Indicted for Standing in Their Front Yard with Guns After a Mob Rushed Their House
They are sending you a message.
Read More »Joe Biden Says He Wants to See Dancing 4-Year-Olds
Our government is obviously run by satanic pedophiles and I find that problematic for a number of reasons.
Read More »Twitter Blocks Trump’s Tweet Saying We Have to Live with Coronavirus
Which part is a lie, Jack?
Read More »“Bitch” Biden is Trying to “Bitch Out” of the Debates, Saying He is Scarrrrrd of Trump’s Disease
Joe Biden is a pussy and a faggot little senile bitch.
Read More »My Boy Clarence is Fed Up with the Total Anal Overload
The end of the Age of Anal may be approaching.
Read More »Virus Aside, I Wouldn’t Meet with Kamala Harris Without a Plexiglass Shield Between Us
The bitch is scary as heck.
Read More »Epic Return to Glory! President Posts Video Proving That Coronavirus is a Bitch Disease! Nothing!
We have to get back to work, folks.
Read More »Invincible Warrior Trump Puts Out Epic Series of Tweets as He was Getting Antsy to Leave the Hospital
The hospital is no place for an EPIC WARRIOR who is like something out of GREEK MYTH.
Read More »Neverending Story: Sleazy Hoax-Meister “Nipples” Cuomo is Closing a Bunch of New York Schools
The whole thing is getting locked down.
Read More »Evil White Men Charged with Chasing Innocent Black Victims Off Their Property
You just need to view blacks as literal gods who cannot ever be questioned in any context.
Read More »Devin Nunes Says It’s Time to Think About Shutting Down the FBI
It's about damn time to close the FBI.
Read More »President Trump Posts Video, Looking Healthy, Then Visits Supporters Outside Hospital
This was the only possible timeline. And it's fine. It's all going to work out fine.
Read More »As Predicted, New York Times Printing Fake News Claiming Trump is in Serious Condition
Jews are liars by their very nature.
Read More »Jews are Already Fleeing the Country…! Afraid of Being Charged with Their Crimes…!
I can't say I'm going to miss you.
Read More »Chris Christie is Positively Riddled with Coronavirus
He's 58 and morbidly obese.
Read More »Violent Crime Rising in Las Vegas
Things are for sure not going well anywhere.
Read More »Governor Orders Florida to Reopen Completely, Bans Cities from Fining Mask Criminals
Good luck, but the CDC will punish you for this.
Read More »Peaceful Protesters Go to Walter Reed, Chant That They Hope Trump Dies
"Your President is dying," the peaceful activists screamed.
Read More »Homeland Security Giving Millions to Private Jewish Groups to Fight “White Supremacy”
It's about damn time!
Read More »It’s a Shame Biden Didn’t Get Coronavirus
Trump should insist that since he's infected, Biden also has to get infected so it's fair.
Read More »What Did He Mean by This?
Is it a secret message?
Read More »Trump Will Spend Several Days at Walter Reed
It's a bit excessive. It's just the flu, bro.
Read More »Everyone has Coronavirus
The good news is: it's safe.
Read More »Is This Twitter Video of Trump a Deep Fake?
I'm not saying that video is a deep fake...
Read More »Fox News Host John Roberts is Tired of It (“It” Being “White People”)
What did whites do to deserve this hatred?
Read More »Liberals and Jews Celebrate Trump’s Coronavirus Diagnosis
Jews are a nasty, hateful group of people, I can tell you that.
Read More »Black Robber Says Phlebotomist Used an Airplane to Plant DNA at Crime Scene
Who is worse: the blacks or the phlebotomists?
Read More »IT’S HAPPENING: Trump has Coronavirus! Soon to Die from Mild Flu???
This is not a problem at all.
Read More »Alpha Male Florida Barber Shoots at Customer for Complaining About Missed Appointments
You're going to see kookier things than a barber shooting at people who complained about missing an appointment, I can tell you that.
Read More »Kamala Harris Grows Disgusting Gills
What will this mean for her policies?
Read More »Democrat Souls Were Sucked Out of Their Bodies by Trump at the Debate
They are permanently broken now.
Read More »Breitbart Falsely Claims That Trump Didn’t Tell Nationalists to Stand by and Await War Orders
We have to establish a right-wing media in this country that isn't Jewish.
Read More »WaPo Concerned for Republicans That Trump’s Debate Performance Wasn’t Good
They're just really concerned about how this is going to affect Trump's chances in November.
Read More »Terrorist Leader Chuckles Biden Did Say “Inshallah” During the Debate
Do people like this?
Read More »FBI Warns That Extremists are Going to Go Buck Wild During the Election
Stand by.
Read More »Disney Parks Laying Off 28,000 Employees
The economy is not going to get better.
Read More »Declassified Facts Show That the FBI Got the Plan for the Russian Hoax Directly from Hillary Clinton
You could basically end up putting the entire leadership of the party in prison if your AG was someone other than William Barr.
Read More »“Chuckles” Biden Said Trump Would be Doing a Coup If He Doesn’t Leave Office After Mail-In Hoax
Literally the reverse.
Read More »Dictionary Definition Searches That Trended During and After the Debate
"'Stand by': to be or to get ready to act."
Read More »Sure, They’re Burning Churches in Portland, But I’m Sure It’s Fine
Don't worry.
Read More »Florida: Fun Police Shut Down Party as Freakish War on Fun Continues
The fun police counter-party forces are escalating tensions against partiers with virulence and disgraceful practices.
Read More »De Blasio Says New York Can’t be Normal Until There are Zero Cases
I hope you feel safe.
Read More »Trump Demands Someone Check Biden’s Ears for Devices Before the Debate
I'm really excited about this debate, you guys.
Read More »Fed Snitch and Neo-Nazi Christopher Cantwell Convicted of Threats, Going Away for a While
Well, this appears to officially end that saga.
Read More »Proud Boys is Strongly Disavowed by the Company That Makes Their Shirts
What if the Proud Boys succeed in destroying the reputation of polo shirts entirely?
Read More »Yeah, Trump Needs to Go After Hunter Biden at This Debate
Trump has to destroy the man outright. It's the only way.
Read More »Former Trump Campaign Manager Brad Parscale in Mental Hospital After Locking Himself in His Room and Threatening Suicide
These kinds of breakdowns are going to become routine.
Read More »Fake New York Times Says Trump Paid No Taxes for 15 Years Due to Debt
Indications are the Times made it up whole cloth.
Read More »BLM Organizer Charged with Islamic-Style Car Attack on Trump Supporters
Bitches don't know that black lives matter.
Read More »Maryland: Man Sentenced to a Year in Prison for Hosting Illegal Parties
We have to invade Belarus to bring them freedom.
Read More »Fact Check: QAnon Supporters Allege False Conspiracy Theory That Jerrold Nadler Pooped His Pants on Stage
For centuries, we've seen the trope of the dirty, hook-nosed Jew, laughing as he poops his pants.
Read More »Communist Jew Bernie Sanders Says He has “A Number of Plans” to Forcibly Remove Trump from Office
If you're not ready to get Jewed like you've never been Jewed before, then I suggest you prepare yourself.
Read More »How Do We Know That the Brain-Eating Amoeba Hasn’t Already Eaten Most People’s Brains?
"Don't drink the water or you'll get infected with a brain-eating amoeba" should be the slogan of the year 2020.
Read More »Fact Check: Joe Biden Claims to Have Been First Elected to the Senate 180 Years Ago
Joe Biden is right about being in the Senate, but he exaggerated the dates.
Read More »Oregon: Governor Kunt Brown Declares “State of Emergency” Ahead of Proud Boys Rally
But why do they rally in Portland?
Read More »Former New Orleans Cop Charged with Stealing $300,000 from the Catholic Church
He's probably Jewish.
Read More »White Man Killed by Cops! Riot Time???
"White supremacist" is a really flexible term.
Read More »The Barrett Nomination Means Literally Nothing
We need to replace the Congress.
Read More »What About the Literacy Rate of the Blacks?
Assuming racism in every situation is absurd.
Read More »Mark Levin Tells the Truth: 200,000 Coronavirus Deaths is the Biggest Lie of the Century
I'll even go one step further: this is the biggest lie ever to exist in the infinite continuum of space-time.
Read More »Idaho: People Arrested for Praying, Because of Coronavirus
If you don't like getting arrested for praying, then move to Russia, you freedom-hating scum.
Read More »Ohio: Woman Tased, Cuffed, Dragged Away from Middle School Football Game for Not Wearing a Mask
How is it possible that human beings are tolerating being treated this way?
Read More »Trump Visits the Casket of Ginsburg – Doesn’t Spit!
Wow, this is a shock.
Read More »RT: Trump’s Own Folks in on the Russia Hoax
This is really the most important single issue - the Republican Party is stacked full of egregious traitors.
Read More »As BLM Terrorists Shoot at Cops, Homeland Security Chief Says Whites are the Real Threat
We must focus on stopping these whites.
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