Believe all, uh, believe, ahh - you know the thing.
Read More »Thus Always to Tyrants: Kentucky Capitol Protestors Hang Effigy of Governor Outside His Mansion
This is not the direction we need to be going in, let me tell you that.
Read More »More Than 25% of All Americans Believe Bill Gates Wants to Implant Microchips in People
We can wake even more people up.
Read More »CNN at the Beach: Reporter Goes to Nag About Masks – Gets Told to Take Off Mask, Go Back to Own Country
No country for nagging women.
Read More »CDC Warns of the Rodent Dawn as Rodents Become Increasingly Aggressive
A small price to pay for not getting the flu.
Read More »Texas Rallies Against “Contact Tracing” Surveillance Plot
The saga continues onward - without slowing.
Read More »67,000 Criminals Released from Jail “Because of Corona,” NYC Shootings Up 21%, Break-Ins Up 38%
Anything that you previously wanted to do for another reason - do now, because of Corona!
Read More »New York Times Lists Black Who Died in a Homicide as a Coronavirus Death
Wow, more lies from the New York Times, I'm shocked.
Read More »US Signs $1.2 Billion Deal for 300 Million Vaccine Doses by October; 29% of Americans “Not Interested”
They're not injecting anything into me, I can tell you that.
Read More »In the Midst of Total Economic Collapse, US Government Vows to Continue Sending Billions to Israel
We must never forget that our most important duty as Americans is to care for the people of Israel.
Read More »The Arkansas Problem: No Lockdown Resulted in Fewer Deaths Than in Locked Down Neighboring States
It was all a hoax.
Read More »Yes, Of Course There are Fewer Infections – It’s Summertime
Experts are pretending to be retarded again.
Read More »Charlamagne Wants to Deconstruct Biden’s System
I don't know if Charlamagne is a Trump-supporter or what, but he is funny as hell.
Read More »CDC Planning Document Reveals “Best Estimate” Case Fatality Rate: 0.26%, Same as 1957 Flu
It's just the flu, bro.
Read More »Joe Biden: “I’m Going to Beat Joe Biden”
We only get one Biden to beat Biden, and Biden America Biden.
Read More »American Billionaire Wealth has Already Climbed 15% During Lockdown Misery
Turns out, economic collapse is good for rich people. Who would have thought?
Read More »Cunt Law IV: The Reckoning of Eternal Safety: Heroic Cunt Extends Lockdown to June 12
One cunt to rule them all, one cunt to find them, one cunt to keep them all safe and in the darkness nag them.
Read More »Trump Declares an Opening of the Churches – FINALLY
This is how long it took him to do this.
Read More »Black Male Who Tortured Old Whites Recorded Videos Saying Blacks Should Rule the World
It is time we started seriously discussing "de-integration" and a return to some form of state-enforced segregation.
Read More »The Hill Says US Supreme Court Can Make Vaccine Mandatory
It's fine, the experts are all totally stable and normal people. Unlike you.
Read More »Joe Biden End Game Train Wreck: Tells Charlamagne He Isn’t Black
OHHHHH NO HE DIDN'T
Read More »New Jersey Freedom Gym Attacked with Sewage Flood, Patrons Harassed – Patriot Owners Unfazed!
Those who oppose safety risk... being flooded with sewage.
Read More »University of California Joins Growing Number of Schools Abandoning SAT Because It’s Racist
The crazy thing is how much the makers of racist tests love Asians.
Read More »New York Post Runs Front Page Story Calling for Immediate End to Lockdown; Tucker Interviews Author
LET US OUT!
Read More »President Tweety Refers to Coronavirus Lockdown as an “Artificial Event”
I don't think he meant anything interesting by that.
Read More »California: Pastors Plan to Restart Services on May 31, Regardless of What Newsom Says
If I had to make a prediction, I would say that these churches will be allowed to open and stay open until fall when the real lockdown is going to begin.
Read More »Governor Cunt Tries to Force President Tweety to Wear a Face Mask
In Michigan, there is only one law: Cunt Law.
Read More »Total New Unemployment Reaches 38.6 Million, President Tweety Wants to End Benefits
This is reaching slapstick comedy levels of silliness.
Read More »Doom Virus? Flights Still Coming In, Tourists Not Even Getting Quarantined or Tested for Coronavirus
No common sense allowed, only panic.
Read More »Bug-Eyed Chicago Mayor Says She’s Going to Fine Churches for Holding Services
The time to fight back against this is now. You people need to get to the protests.
Read More »I Renounce My Views on Corona Because a Healthy 43-Year-Old Got It and – Oh, Never Mind. He’s Gay.
Nice try, media: now go see if you can find a healthy heterosexual who experienced these issues.
Read More »Joe Biden Reveals Devastating New Nickname for Donald Trump at Nickname Reveal Event
The vicious burn has been likened to an acid attack.
Read More »Traitor Scum Cops Arrest New Jersey Gym Owner at Behest of Sick Mommy “Governor Pedoface”
Man standing for freedom is made example of.
Read More »Visa Creating Infrastructure for Digital US Dollar and Other Global Currencies
We really need to start taking the fact that this is all happening seriously.
Read More »Media Addresses Kooky Christian Conspiracy Theory That Melinda Gates is Satanic Because She Wore an Inverted Cross on TV
So maybe she's a satanist, maybe it's just an x, maybe whatever. No one has any idea what is going on, because truth is fundamentally unknowable.
Read More »Leaked Memo: Pentagon Planning for “Globally Persistent” Pandemic Into Summer 2021
It is clear beyond any doubt that this lockdown is meant to be indefinite, and will remain in some capacity until an entirely new society is formed out of this coronavirus hoax.
Read More »“Literally Plunge a Needle Into Your Arm” – Alan Dershowitz Says It’s Legal for the Government to Force Vaccinate You
Well, this is a concerning statement.
Read More »New Jersey: Sumerian Ruler Opens Gym in Defiance of Governor
You are watching America be burned to the ground by women and bizarre freaks.
Read More »Oregon’s Mommy has Her Lockdown Order Thrown Out by Judge as Freedom Rises!
Mommy only wants to keep her little widdle babies safe.
Read More »1 in 3 Small Businesses Won’t Reopen, 55% Say They Won’t Rehire Same Amount of Workers
If people don't realize that the real danger is the government, it will get worse than this.
Read More »The Atlantic Thinks It Will Take $10 Trillion To Prevent Greatest Depression
lol it's over.
Read More »Fact Check: Joe Biden Isn’t a Pedophile
We fact check claims by Vox.com that Joe Biden is not a pedophile.
Read More »NYPD to Scale Back Social-Distancing Enforcement After Viral Video of Cops Attacking Woman with a Child
Yeah, that didn't look very respectful. I don't think anyone thought that was respectful.
Read More »Heroic Anti-Hoax Fighter Elon Musk Tells the People to Take the Red Pill
Elon Musk is rising as the hero we need.
Read More »Woman from New York City Reports on the Claims of Her Nurse Friend Regarding What’s Happening in Hospitals
This is well worth considering.
Read More »Man Attempting to Solicit Prostitution is Robbed at Gunpoint for $180 by Fat White Woman and Cuck BF
At least we're entering a new form of oppression and will be leaving this feminist oppression behind.
Read More »Tourist Arrested in Hawaii After Snitches Report His Beach Photos Posted on Instagram
We are full into snitch culture.
Read More »Fear-Mongering Over Texas Reopening
We're all going to get a brief window here as part of the psychological conditioning.
Read More »Mattel Introduces Healthcare Scum Line of Toys
This is the point where I just can't even take it anymore.
Read More »White House Blames Mike Pompeo for Them Firing That Guy
Please just fire Pompeo, Trump.
Read More »Shocking Video Emerges of Fitness Guru Andrew Anglin Addressing His Cats After Tense Confrontation
Anglin has previously claimed to his audience that he is feeling "happier than ever" as he is permanently trapped in his residence.
Read More »WaPo Deeply Concerned That Apple-Google Contact Tracing App May Not Share Data with Government
Don't worry. It will.
Read More »The Days of Luxury Problems are Over as Reality Prepares to Hit All of Us Like a Piano Pushed Off a Skyscraper
Hold onto your asses because this is happening.
Read More »Jagged Joe Biden Tells Governor Mega-Cunt That Corona has Cost Us 85,000 Jobs
The emperor is babbling incoherently, but if you're pure and righteous of spirit, this gibberish will make sense to you.
Read More »New York to Replace “Anal Pride” Parade with Televised Ceremony Worshiping Healthcare Scumbags
GAY!
Read More »Sean Hannity Explains the Story of What Happens When He Goes to the Grocery Store
Tens of millions of Americans go to the grocery store every day.
Read More »Lolsuit: CNN’s Joke Police Prosecute Donald Trump for Honk Fraud in Internet Court
This is a travesty of jokes.
Read More »Anderson Cooper Says That Sticking His Penis in Anuses, Licking Anuses, Eating Semen is “Greatest Blessing”
Many would consider that a curse.
Read More »New York: The People Scream at CNN Over the Coronavirus Fake News Hoax…!
This entire disaster was created by the media. They destroyed our country.
Read More »Wisconsin Rises Up After Judge Declares the Democrat Lockdown Hoax Void…!
It's time for the Midwest to rise up and declare independence from the fag federal government...!
Read More »Sloppy Tyranny: Thousands of Pigs Being Fed Through Wood-Chippers, Composted, As Pork Prices Soar
Do they want us to starve?
Read More »FBI Serves Warrant on Sen. Richard Burr for Insider Trading Before Coronavirus Crash
It's just business. Nothing personal, kid.
Read More »LA Mayor Says City Will Not Lift Lockdown Entirely Until There’s a Cure
Safety first.
Read More »New $3 Trillion House Coronavirus Bill Contains Big Aid for Marijuana Industry
The government wants everyone high.
Read More »Heroic Anti-Racist Activists Digging Up the Corpse of Racist Leader Nathan Bedford Forrest
Grave desecration of pure justice.
Read More »Hoax Crossover: CNN Brings Greta Thunberg on for Coronavirus Town Hall
HOAX+HOAX=MEGAHOAX
Read More »Armed Joggers March Through White Neighborhood Where Jogger was Shot
We now have white people acting like a bunch of dumb joggers.
Read More »California Extends Stay-at-Home Order Through the End of July…!
There's no getting out.
Read More »Maskless Men Attack Nanny Target Employees Who Forced Them to Leave for Not Wearing Masks
The government already broke the social contract.
Read More »Rand Paul Talks About His Weird Experience with Cave Goblin Fauci
Rand Paul was right!
Read More »Mega-Cunt Overload: Eternal Cunt Gretchen has Meltdown When Her Power is Challenged
She has to protect even the baddest boys from hurting themselves.
Read More »Sicko Gates Employee Fauci Says We Can’t Open – It’s Too Risky!
This is going to set back any effort to reopen.
Read More »Freedom Fighter Elon Musk Opens His Factory Against Government Order, Cops Can Arrest Him If They Want
It is the duty of the people with the power to stand up to stand up.
Read More »Pennsylvania Governor Calls People Who Reopen “Cowards,” Threatens to Cut Funding
Your life is destroyed. Now the people who did it are going to dance around calling you names.
Read More »Afro-Hacker Mastermind “The Joggler” Arrested for Cyber-Bullying Jogger Protests with White Nazi Terror Threats
When the going gets weird, the weird craft their own JoggerStick(tm).
Read More »Man Who Wore KKK Hood to Grocery was Joking, Won’t be Arrested
Another Jewish mystery is solved!
Read More »New York Times Reports That One-Third of Coronavirus Deaths has Been at a Nursing Home
We have no idea what the real numbers are so the discussion is just pointless.
Read More »Colonial College Lagos Releases Plan to Avoid Murder Hornet Deaths by Staying Inside
Murder hornets are the greatest threat this country has ever faced.
Read More »White House States Obvious: Unemployment Numbers Will Get Worse Before They Get Better
Why won't they just say how bad it's going to be?
Read More »Massachusetts Ice Cream Shop Closes Immediately After Reopening After Teenage Staff Abused
The real virus is going to be the insanity caused by the lockdown.
Read More »California Assemblywoman Tweets “Fuck Elon Musk” After He Announces Plan to Move Tesla HQ
Tesla is doomed either way, however.
Read More »Jogger-American Former President Barack Obama Lashes Out at Trump
Joggers are both dumb and dishonest. You cannot trust these people.
Read More »Oklahoma City University Virtual Graduation is Interrupted with Anti-Jogger Sentiment
Why are the emotions of joggers so weak?
Read More »Michigan Barber Defies Ultra Cunt, Says Only Jesus Christ Himself Can Tell Him to Stop Working
There is a new lord and savior in town, and she is your mommy now.
Read More »Anthony Fauci and Robert Redfield Go Into Quarantine After Exposure to Doom Virus
The number one guy promoting not getting infected got infected. So what now?
Read More »The Alex Jones Prison Planet Releases New EP
Great stuff.
Read More »What’s the Name of the Guy Who Got Charged with Price Gouging?
This is a racist conspiracy.
Read More »Michigan: Blacks Frame Opposition to Lockdown in Racial Terms, Say Protesters are Threatening Colored Folk
Something good came from these assholes carrying guns.
Read More »Ultimate Doom: Vengeance: Roy of Siegfried and Roy, A 75-Year-Old Vegetable, Dies of Coronavirus
This is truly a tragedy that America may never recover from.
Read More »How are We Supposed to Eat, Ted Cruz?
This man is a menace.
Read More »New Jersians Rise Up Against Governor Cuckface McNoFreedoms
We've had enough, you freak! Give us our freedoms!
Read More »Jew Media Celebrates Arrests of Former Cop and Son for Filmed Self Defense Shooting of Good Boy Ahmaud Arbery
The family, the Jewish media and negro activists are all claiming that he didn't do nothing wrong.
Read More »Alabama: Badge-Nigger Bodyslams No-Mask Woman at Walmart
Under the virus regime, "police brutality" is quickly becoming "police sadism."
Read More »Harvard Professor Says Coronavirus is Enough Reason to Destroy the Constitution
These "experts" have no shame.
Read More »Tara Reade Tells Megyn [sic] Kelly She Wishes Biden Would Drop Out of the Race
Joe Biden is not going to be the nominee. The media gets to decide these things, and they've already made their decision.
Read More »Tucker Muses About How Many People the FBI Sets Up
How is the corrupt FBI going to operate in a post-lockdown world?
Read More »Chinese Coronavirus Researcher “On the Verge of a Breakthrough” Murdered in Pennsylvania
If more coronavirus researchers turn up dead, I'm gonna be suspicious.
Read More »Media Claims Mass Death to Come to Georgia as a Result of Reopening
They're never letting us out.
Read More »New York City Bans All Forms of Protest
Sometimes you have to give up all of your freedoms so the elderly can be safe from the flu.
Read More »Project Veritas Exposes Fake CBS Coronavirus Broadcast with Crisis Actors to Make Hospital Look Busy
Yikes.
Read More »One in Four Democrats Already Think Biden Should be Replaced Over Fingering Hoax
If the media says it for another two weeks, it will be at 50%.
Read More »The Media Narrative on the Lockdown has Dazzled Donald Trump
Man, I don't even know what's going on.
Read More »Joe Fingerbanger Frustrated That Donald Trump Not Involved in Global Interracial Gang Bang
At least Infinity Cunt defends him.
Read More »Police Hunting Man Who Wore a Klan Hood in a Supermarket, Because I Guess That’s Illegal Now Somehow
Joke police are going big.
Read More »US Treasury to Borrow $3 Trillion, Five Times What It Borrowed in 2008, And Counting
Someone has to pay for that corona bailout, and that someone is you.
Read More »Shootout at Dollar General: Blacks Kill Security Guard Who was Enforcing Infinity Cunt’s Brutal Law
Cunt Gretchen will keep you safe - no matter how many die!
Read More »Wendy’s Stops Selling Burgers Due to Meat Shortages
Where's the beef?
Read More »Police Brutality in NYC: Do Social Distancing or Brown-Skinned Cops Will Beat You Up
This police state is just rolling out on you now.
Read More »When the Urbanite Began to Hate: East Coast Uprising Begins in Boston
Now is the time to act...!
Read More »Department of Justice Sides with Virginia Pastor – What About the Rest of Us?
Great job giving this guy his rights, DoJ! Only 320-odd-million people to go!
Read More »Americans Now Preparing to Hunt for Food as They Begin to Grasp the Gravity of This Situation
So, we're at this stage already. Excellent.
Read More »Protesters Send Mommy Birx Into a State of Devastating Worry
As we look forward to the dawn of a new order.
Read More »Governor Cunt Calls Anti-Lockdown Protesters Racists
Whose mommy are you, cunt? Not mine! Maybe the blacks???
Read More »CNN Says Lockdown Lifestyle May be Eternal, Vaccine May Never Come
Even if they build a new economy, normal life is never going to be the way it used to be.
Read More »Oklahoma City Mask Faggot Backs Off of Masks Rule After Threats
You do not need a mask.
Read More »Virus Hysteria: 40% of Americans Say They’ll Avoid Public Spaces After Lockdown Ends
The power of the media is pretty impressive.
Read More »Joe Biden is Going Down for This Fingering Hoax
It's nipples time, baby.
Read More »Kansas City Orders Churches to Keep Lists of Attendees as New World Order Mass Spying System is Born
We're in for a rough ride here, lads.
Read More »After Soccer Dykes Have Their Hoax Lawsuit Thrown Out, Biden Vows to Extort FIFA
How is this real life?
Read More »BDSM Governor “Nipples” Cuomo Threatens Coronavirus with “Extreme Sodomy”
We must bring the death toll to below zero.
Read More »Michigan Pilot Writes “F U” to Top Cunt Across the Sky
Safety first, pigs.
Read More »Joe Biden Refuses to Believe All Women
This is sexism at its finest, folks.
Read More »California Lawn Ornaments Rise Up Against Newsom’s Beach Tyranny
Safety must come first - even before your worthless life!
Read More »Famous Actor Dies of Coronavirus
No one deserves to die.
Read More »Scumbag Mitt Romney Demands More Money for TikTok Nurses as Body Bag Dance Video is Released
"TikTok dancing is hazardous" says Romney.
Read More »Trump Blames China for Hacking His Re-Election, Wonders About UFOs; Joe Biden Endorses Pete Buttigieg
We're hitting levels of Democracy that shouldn't even be possible.
Read More »Michigan: Patriots Rush the Government with Weapons, Demand Governor Cunt Knock It Off
These cunts can go back to one of the coasts, we do not want this safety bullshit in the Midwest.
Read More »As Nasty Newsom Closes the Beaches, One California Town Rebels Against the Lockdown
All of California is Newsom's lawn, the people mere lawn ornaments in his deadly game of safety enforcement.
Read More »Trump Promoting Wuhan Lab Coronavirus Bioweapon Theory Openly Now
I think Elon Musk should be president.
Read More »Trump Attacks Sweden for Doing “No Lockdown” Even After WHO Praised the Swedish Strategy
When countries lift their lockdowns, they'll eventually reach the point Sweden is at right now.
Read More »Joblessness Claims Now Over 30 Million
This is what the beginning of the end of everything you know looks like.
Read More »It Begins: Media Saying the Death Count is Much Higher Than the Official Hoax Numbers
They can tell you whatever they want to tell you. Dissent is banned.
Read More »LOL: Michigan Court Rules That Ultra-Cunt’s Lockdown Doesn’t Violate the Constitution!
There is no law anymore.
Read More »Fed Chairman: “This is the Worst Economy in History”
Welp.
Read More »Experts Say Lockdown Should Last Until July, Americans Say They’ll Lose Their Minds in June
Get ready for more lockdown.
Read More »Tucker Reports on YouTube’s Deletion of Doctors’ Anti-Lockdown Press Conference
You're going to regret all of this.
Read More »Americans Lining Up for Food Handouts as You Begin to Understand Just How Serious This Situation Is
If only you knew how bad it is going to be.
Read More »Mike “Faggot’s Bane” Pence Doesn’t Need No Gay Mask
I wish the Trump Administration was doing more to push back against this hoax. But I'll take what I can get.
Read More »Georgia’s Partial Reopening of the Economy Causes Zombie Apocalypse, Millions Confirmed Dead
We must continue the lockdowns indefinitely otherwise all of America will look like Georgia.
Read More »Fox News Cuts Ties with BASED BLACKS Diamond and Silk for Questioning Coronavirus Hoax
This is pure racism.
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