This is a crucifixion of a hero of the Aryan race.
Read More »Dishonest and Greedy Chink Andrew Yang Endorses Joe Biden
Serves you right... you trusted a gook!
Read More »At Least Two People Who Have Been Close to Trump in the Last Week Have Self-Quarantined
Do something, Big Orange!
Read More »Biden on Second Amendment: “You’re Full of Shit… I’ll Take Your AR14s Away From Ya”
Elderly abuse!
Read More »Joe Biden’s Brother Being Investigated by Feds for Influence Peddling, Setting Up Meetings with Joe
This is not a top news story and it will soon just disappear.
Read More »Warren’s Exit has Boosted Biden – Not Bernie (Malarkey ENDS)
So sad.
Read More »Bernie Praises Biden for Not Being Senile
He's a hero.
Read More »Cory Booker Books It to Suck Biden, Joe
This is really going to help Joe Biden's campaign.
Read More »Chlorine in Drinking Water Produces “Highly Toxic Byproducts,” Study Finds
Feeling thirsty?
Read More »A Requiem for Malarkey
Everything will be fire.
Read More »Donald Trump Tweets Out a QAnon Meme
I'm not really sure if that's funny or not.
Read More »Biden Claims That the Bernie Brothers are Planning to Spread Malarkey
Biden's anti-malarkey message really resonates with niggers.
Read More »Biden’s Bold Message: “We Cannot Win This Reelection. We Can Only Reelect Donald Trump.”
You might as well vote for him. He's going to lose anyway.
Read More »Flat Earther Arrested for Getting Playground Kids Woke on Bodies of Water Not Curving
Do large bodies of water curve or what? Someone needs to explain this.
Read More »Tulsi Gabbard is Staying in Race, Looking Like She Might Run Third Party
I would like her to run third party.
Read More »Fake News About Fake News: Study Says Fake Headlines Didn’t Actually Impact 2016 Election
Let's just go back to having freedom.
Read More »Tucker Says China is the Threat to America
We need to take back control of the country from Jews before we even talk about anything else.
Read More »Can Donald Trump Make His Election Campaign Not Suck?
This is just a lot of malarkey.
Read More »Neo-Nazi Bernie Sanders Supporter Unveils Swastika Flag at Arizona Rally
True socialism is national socialism.
Read More »Alaska: Tranny Librarian Wins Suit, State has to Pay to Cut His Dick Off
Pay up!
Read More »Trump is Suing CNN for Calling Him a Russian Agent
This comes after suits against WaPo and NYT.
Read More »Grand Princess Corona: 21 of 46 Test Positive
They have to stay at sea and die!
Read More »Warren Whines About Online Bernie Bros, Blames Them for Her Failure
Chief Liz Warren appears to be going on a quest to destroy the noble communist by whining about him.
Read More »With the Money Mike Bloomberg Spent on His Campaign He Could Have Given Every American a Million Dollars
Math brought to you by black people.
Read More »Seniliphobic Trump Attacks Biden for Being Mentally Infirm
Can you even begin to imagine how funny these debates are going to be?
Read More »Vile Cherokee Cunt Warren Drops Out, Doesn’t Endorse Bernie
It is just so farcical that we have women in politics in an ostensibly advanced country.
Read More »“Panic Buyers” are Raping Your Grocery Shelves!
You are going to have to learn to raid.
Read More »Revealed: Most People Prefer the Corporate Establishment to AOC’s Tits
My soul has really been through the wringer.
Read More »Chief Justice of Supreme Court is Mad That Chuck Schumer is Threatening to Kill Judges
He can't do that! Actually I guess he can?
Read More »Coronafornia Declares State of Emergency, Leaves Cruise Ship at Sea to Die
It doesn't matter Bernie lost. We're all going to die before November anyway.
Read More »Cenk is Going to War in the Name of Bernie Sanders
It's over, Cenk.
Read More »Bloomberg Drops Out, Endorses Ultimate Leader Joe Biden
Biden is the one who can get it done.
Read More »Post-Ruby Tuesday, Warren and Bloomberg Need to Drop Out
GO BACK TO THE PRAIRIE, LIZ
Read More »Revealed: Charlie Kirk was Responsible for Sinking Bernie Sanders
Charlie Kirk's message against big government resonates with voters.
Read More »Court Rules Hillary Can be Deposed Regarding Secret Bathroom Email Server
I'm sure they're finally going to lock her up this time.
Read More »Biden was Polling at 9% in Massachusetts, Allegedly Won with 33%
Democracy is the most corrupt and oppressive system of government ever devised by man.
Read More »Charlie Kirk is Still Doing That Thing Where He Argues with Retard Leftists
Donald Trump continues to support him.
Read More »Elizabeth Warren Says She’ll Make Sure Immigrants Can Live on Welfare
So Bezos doesn't have to pay his Mexicans enough to live on.
Read More »Chris Matthews Quits MSNBC in Disgrace!
Chris Matthews was truly a great man, who made so many deeply important contributions.
Read More »Coronamerica: Six Dead, Everyone Else to Die Very Soon
I just hope you are ready to die.
Read More »Homosexual Neocon Sadist Paul Joseph Watson Celebrates Trump Protecting a Mexican Restaurant
Why doesn't Donald Trump ever do anything to help white people? Because not helping his own supporters is owning the libs?
Read More »Amy “Dogface Amy” Klobuchar Finally Throws Self Under the Bus
What an absolute slob this woman is.
Read More »Amy Klobuchar Flees in Terror After Blacks Rush Her Stage
Hashtag Free Myon!
Read More »This is What Conservatives Actually Believe
"Losing with honor" is decadent and evil.
Read More »Anal Pete Gives Joe Biden the Reach-Around – Drops Out!
At this point, I'll vote for anyone who promises that AOC will show her tits.
Read More »Stock Market Collapses Because Everyone has the Coronavirus or Whatever
Do you even know what the stock market is?
Read More »Coronamerica: Another One Bites the Dust!
This is all so stupidly unnecessary.
Read More »Super Tuesday: Bernie Set to Win Texas Hugely, Nationally 11% Above Zombie Joe
If Joe Biden wins all of these states Bernie Sanders is projected to win, what will Bernie supporters do?
Read More »New Corona Case in Chicago, No One Knows Where It Came From!
You'd best start believing in pandemics.
Read More »Zombie Joe: Biden Wins HUGE in South Carolina! Anal Pete Refuses to Quit!
I do not believe this.
Read More »First US Coronavirus Death! You’re All Next!
You're already dead.
Read More »Trump’s Plan to Keep Central Americans in Mexico is Holding Up
So, at least he's done something.
Read More »Trump Finally Stands Up for Freedom of Speech on the Internet!
Oh thank you, Mr. President.
Read More »Kids Hate High School – Why are We Putting Them Through This?
Why do we even have high school?
Read More »Deadly Anti-Racism: Donald Trump is Responsible for the Spread of Coronavirus
An anti-racist plan to continue to allow people to fly in from China is going to end up killing us all.
Read More »Infowars’ Owen Shroyer Kicked Out of CPAC for Wearing a Pink Blazer
Alex Jones himself appears to have not been kicked out of the conference yet.
Read More »CDC: Almost Half of Americans are Obese, 1 in 10 are “Severely” Overweight
Imagine the amount of starving African kids that the average American could feed with its body fat.
Read More »Shock as the Coors Factory Shooter is Revealed to be BLACK
It was previously believed that black people do not commit any crimes ever.
Read More »Isn’t It a Civil Rights Violation to Prevent Dead People from Voting? Deadphobia, Anyone?
Dead people have a right to vote.
Read More »Coronafornia: 33 Tested Positive, 8400 Under Surveillance
Yeah, it's probably time to start stocking up on canned goods.
Read More »Elizabeth Warren’s Solution to Coronavirus is to Defund Trump’s Fence Repairs
Why on earth would she do this?
Read More »US Marine Corps Orders All Symbols of the Confederacy Removed from Every Base
We must always remain vigilant, because at any moment Dixie could rise up and come for our blacks.
Read More »Judge Refuses to Resign After Calling the Negress Her Paramour was Sleeping with the N-Word
Maybe we can use this?
Read More »Alpha Male Candidate Bloomberg Brags About Buying Congressmen
Mike will get it done.
Read More »150 Million People Have Died from Gun Violence Since 2007
If this trend continues, by 2050 America will have a population of zero.
Read More »Milwaukee Blues: The Coors Shooter Kills 5 at Coors Factory!
OH NO NOT COORS!
Read More »Trump’s Jew Told Cassandra Fairbanks That Trump Personally Ordered Persecution of Julian Assange
Cassandra, if we ever get a chance to meet, the first course of bat soup is on me.
Read More »Presidential Candidate Joe Biden Announces That He’s Also Running for Senate
This is highly unorthodox.
Read More »Another Boomer Says the N-Word at University of Oklahoma
Ok nigger.
Read More »15-Year-Old Antifa Arrested for Rioting Against Fake KKK Rally
Fake KKK rallies continue to be really successful.
Read More »White Patriarchy in Action: Black Cop Arrests 6-Year-Old Black Girl After Black School Called Him
When will the white patriarchy stop the oppression?
Read More »Oregon Woman Prosecuted for Attacking Random Woman While Screaming “I Hate White People”
We need to show more compassion in our justice system and stop prosecuting the blacks.
Read More »In Response to New Charges, Jussie Smollett Says He Didn’t Do Nothing
He seems to believe it himself.
Read More »The Blacks Will Not Save Biden
Biden was just too cool for this race.
Read More »After Calling Bernie Sanders a Nazi, Chris Matthews Apologizes for the Holocaust
What does this have to do with the Holocaust?
Read More »9-Year-Old Boy Tells Pete Buttigieg He Wants to Masturbate Into Men’s Anuses, Lick Anuses, Eat Semen
If only we could all find the love that Pete Buttigieg is able to find up the anus of a 9-year-old boy.
Read More »SHOCK: Heboon Pretending to be a Sheboon Rapes Actual Women in Women’s Prison
Didn't see this one coming.
Read More »Poll: 65% of Americans Believe Trump Will Own the Libs in November
Better find your safe space, snowflake.
Read More »Bernie Tells AIPAC Jews to Shove It! Rot in Hell Jew Rats!
Get ready for communism, Jews. It's gonna hurt.
Read More »Judge Dismisses Lawsuit Against Charlottesville Filed by Rally Planner
We are under an occupation government. And they can do whatever they want to us. We have no recourse.
Read More »Anal Pete Questions Foundations of Democracy, Says the Nevada Results are Wrong
It is with a heavy heart that I declare that it is time to begin accusing Anal Pete of being a Russian.
Read More »Calls for Kike-Lover Chris Matthews to Resign for Attacking Bernie Sanders
I think we've all had just about enough of these people.
Read More »California: Famed Flat Earth Theorist Dies in Homemade Rocket Launch
Ah, but at least he finally proved that the earth is flat.
Read More »Chris Matthews Says Bernie Winning Nevada is Like the Nazi Invasion of France
Seems to be Russia's fault.
Read More »Donald Trump Promotes Anal Sex with 9-Year-Old Boys
Are you triggered, snowflake?
Read More »Bernie Wins Nevada!
I can't see anything stopping Bernie now, other than more heart attacks.
Read More »Senile Clint Eastwood Denounces Trump, Supports Jew Bloomberg
We have a very serious problem with old people refusing to die.
Read More »Consent Theory on Trial: Weinstein Jury Appears to be Hung on Two Counts
This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a fat Jew getting rape hoaxed by greasy whores.
Read More »Nevada to Operate Bizarre Secret Technological Caucus, Results to Take Very Long Time
We'll have the results when they're in. But apparently, we shouldn't expect them promptly.
Read More »“Now That’s Thinking with Your Anus!” – Trump Intelligence Appointee Begins “Unloading”
Oh great a gay spook.
Read More »US Government Tells Bernie Sanders He’s Being Secretly Supported by Russian Hackers
Meanwhile, Israel is running ads on TV attacking Bernie Sanders.
Read More »Women Seek More Than $66 Million in Damages from US Soccer After Being Patriarchally Exploited
Women are demanding to be paid five times what the event grosses.
Read More »Shock as Facebook’s Censorship Regime Targets Conservatives
What about the Mueller hoax though?
Read More »Trump Attacks Oscars for Giving Best Picture to Korean Film
Whatever. It's funny.
Read More »Bernie is Slapped Down, Prevented from Engaging in Lunatic Russian Conspiracy-Mongering
Only the establishment can use this hoax, Bernie.
Read More »Roger Stone Sentenced to Three Years in Prison in Hoax, Looks Like Trump is Going to Pardon Him
Even if Trump pardons him, we still have to reckon with the justice system that sentenced him.
Read More »Ohio State Football Players’ Rape Case Illustrates the Absurdity of “Consent”
Consent is a totally made up imaginary thing that didn't exist until recently.
Read More »Utah State Senate Unanimously Passes Bill to Decriminalize Polygamy
How can polygamy be illegal when anal marriage is celebrated as the highest virtue?
Read More »Bronx: Gross Haji Store Clerk Hits the Blacks with a Broomstick – Gets Shot to Death!
God bless these patriotic blacks.
Read More »Joe Biden Says It’s “Bizarre” to Put Any Limits at All on Immigration
Makes sense.
Read More »Rapper Tells NBA Player Who Announced Tranny Son: “Don’t Cut His Fucking Dick Off, Bro”
DON'T DO IT, DWYANE!
Read More »Dem Niggas be Sed Dey Dindu Nuffin
As soon as racism kicks in, we stop believing women.
Read More »LOL: Little Child Flees Syria, Gets Killed While Delivering Pizza in Baltimore
Why did the healthy young man flee a war? Why didn't he fight for his country? This is karma.
Read More »Trump Says He’d be “Suing Everyone All Over the Place” for Mueller Hoax If He Wasn’t President
More than suing them, I wish he would have them criminally prosecuted.
Read More »Black Man Kidnaps White Woman, Forces Her to Watch All 9 Hours of “Roots”
It's a big problem that blacks think Roots is real life.
Read More »Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Pledges to Stop Weather from Changing
Tired of the weather changing all the time? You're in luck - Jeff is on the case.
Read More »Important Update: That Nigga Gay
I knew that nigga was gay.
Read More »Democrats Know They Have No Chance of Winning the Election
If they wanted to win they never would have impeached.
Read More »Bernie’s Stage Gets Rushed by Nude Vegan Protesters Who Demand End to Milk Production
At least he has a good attitude about getting cucked by everyone.
Read More »China Accurately States That the US is an Empire of Hackers After They’re Accused of Hacking
The United States government cries out "democracy hacker" as it hacks your democracies.
Read More »African-“American” “Model” Refuses to Wear Monkey Costume, Cries Racism
Blacks are their own monkey costume.
Read More »The Boy Scouts AKA “The Anal Rangers” File for Bankruptcy Because White Supremacists Hate Love
This is white supremacy in action.
Read More »Tropish Canard: Democrats Accuse Jew Bloomberg of Trying to “Buy Presidency”
The claim that Mike Bloomberg is rich and is trying to buy the presidency is a tropish canard.
Read More »Democrats Fear the Nevada Caucuses Could be Another Tech-Induced Disaster
Counting votes is a very difficult thing to achieve in this democracy.
Read More »Biden is Out of the Game and Everyone is Talking About Bloomberg
I think Bloomberg's popularity is as much of a hoax as Biden's popularity.
Read More »Donald Trump Should Have Been the NASCAR President. But He Really Isn’t.
Oh, but what could have been.
Read More »Detroit: Pit Bull Overdoses on Crack – We Need More Money in the Communities
This is the fault of society.
Read More »Denver: Breedist Mayor Vetoes Bill to Legalize Pit Bulls
Breed does not exist. All dogs are members of the dog race.
Read More »“Creepy Porn Lawyer” Michael Avenatti Found Guilty of Extorting Prominent Shoe Company
Even the porn whore Stormy Daniels is claiming to be a victim of his.
Read More »Japan: 70 New Infections on Corona-Cruise as US Retards Prepare John McClane Style Rescue Operation
The ship should really just be torpedoed.
Read More »Wall Street Journal Says People are Either Male or Female
It's unbelievable that they'd argue such a thing in 2020.
Read More »Joe Biden Attacks Bernie Sanders Because Bernie Bros Made Fun of Him on the Internet
Why are we even still talking about Joe Biden?
Read More »Greasy Conservakikes Attempt to Ambush Sultana Ilhan, Berate Her Advisor on Desire to Crush Jews
QUESTION TIME IS FINISHED, KIKES!
Read More »Poll: Bernie Beats Every Other Democrat in a Head-to-Head
This is the best data set I've seen so far, as it more or less guarantees that Bernie is going to win the nomination.
Read More »Virulent Christian Gamer Nick Fuentes Claims to Know the Identity of the Jew Who Got Him Banned from YouTube
Jonathan Greenblatt says Jews getting people banned from the internet is a canard.
Read More »Black Woman Apologizes to the Gays After Telling Them to Stop Wearing Women’s Clothes
When you can break an uppity fat black woman like this, you have proved that you can break anyone.
Read More »Based High School Students Shout “Where’s Your Passport?” at Puerto Rican Basketball Invaders
If Puerto Ricans don't have passports, then why are they allowed in the US?
Read More »As Election Nears, Trump Brings Back Only Attractive Person to Ever Work in Administration
The Trump Administration has been much too ugly.
Read More »Roger Stone Sentencing Drama: Attorney General Attacks Trump for Funny Tweets
Trump's Twitter feed is the one redeeming aspect of his presidency. Barr should be fired for questioning it.
Read More »New Hampshire: Man Arrested for Attacking Trump Campaign Tent, Slapping Teenage Boy
Serious damage done.
Read More »Husband Thanks Wife for Giving Up Her Career to Raise Their Kids, Twitter Women Lose Their Minds
Trying to be nice to women is a dangerous game.
Read More »Valentine’s Day Joy: Pete Buttigieg Says Him and Gay Husband are Planning to Kidnap Male Child
It's a beautiful story on Valentine's Day, to know that love comes in all sizes.
Read More »There are Too Many White People in Here
We need to bring back segregation.
Read More »Students Sue School, Say Punishing Them for Racist Internet Jokes Made Off-Campus is Illegal
The people rise up against the Joke Police.
Read More »Trump Says “MAGA” Now Means “Microsoft, Apple, Google and Amazon”
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I VOTED FOR
Read More »Florida: Someone Shot and Stabbed the Dolphins!
I feel bad.
Read More »Pete Buttigieg Frets That Trump “Doesn’t Know What to Do With” Him
Yikes.
Read More »Boomer Professor to Class: “Calling Someone a Boomer is Like Calling Someone a Nigger”
Poor boomers. They've just found out they're not fashionable anymore.
Read More »Republicucks Team Up with Feminists Against Tranny Freaks to Protect Wahmen (And Children)
Only feminists can prevent our children from getting their penises cut off.
Read More »Most People Assume Trump Will Win the Election
Yeah.
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