Category: US
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Jew-Loving Evangelical Kooks Claiming “God Saved Trump,” Calling It a “Miracle”
I lack the faith for this one.
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New York: Asian NYC Councilwoman Charged with Biting Cop During Protest
She and the other gooks were protesting the building of a hobo center in her constituency.
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OH SHIT NIGGA: It’s on Now: Report Says Obama Telling Biden to Drop Out
HE DID IT.
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MAGA Boomers Now Wearing Fake Ear Bandages “In Solidarity”
Don’t do this. Come on.
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California: Tesla Sales Totally Collapsing as Company on the Verge of Becoming Nonviable
Freefall collapse.
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US Military to Dismantle Doomed Pier in Gaza, Declares “Mission Complete”
The mission was to pretend to be doing something.
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Biden Now Saying He’d Consider Dropping Out If Doctors Diagnosed Him with Something
Looks like he’s officially out.
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Trump Says Taiwan Should Start Paying America for Protection from China
America could just stay away from Taiwan and do Sino-Friendship with China, instead of playing thug for hire.
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CNN Report: Pelosi Told Biden He Can’t Win (Before Trump Waved the Bloody Ear)
Wow. Huh.
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Claim: Secret Cervix Knew Alleged Shooter was a Threat 10 Minutes Before Trump Took Stage
“Haha they’re incompetent because they’re women! Competency crisis, goy!” is exactly what they want people to believe.
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Toxic Chemicals Necessary for “Clean Energy” Batteries Ruining Environment and Human Health
“Clean energy” is a hoax.
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California: Newsom Signs Law Banning Schools from Telling Parents They’re Trannifying Their Kids
Now children can be safely brainwashed and mutilated.
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Don Jr. Claims Vicious Kikesucker “JD Vance” (Fake Name) Will be President in 2028
JD Vance is literally Jeb Bush with a talking points update.
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After Small Ear Injury, Trump Called RFK to Try to Get Him Onside, Pretended to Agree About Vax
Huh.
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FBI Says They Can’t Figure Out Motivation of Trump Shooting Patsy
Just buy the damn Hilux.