Guess that's it then. Time to wrap 'er up and try again next time.
Read More »Bernie had a Heart Attack, Campaign Admits (But He is Alive, Apparently)
I'm not sure there was any chance he could win before this, but there is definitely no such chance now.
Read More »Planned Parenthood Secretly Built Death Star-Like Megaproject to Kill More Babies
When artisanal baby-killing won't do the trick, it's time to ramp things up to industrial baby-killing.
Read More »Virginia Teacher Fired for Misgendering Transgender Student is Suing Former School
If she says she's a man, she's a man. The mentally unstable define reality.
Read More »Billionaire Mark Zuckerberg Says Billionaires Don’t Deserve That Much Money
Revolutionary ideas for a revolutionary epoch.
Read More »Jacob Wohl Finally Exposes Elizabeth Warren’s BDSM Male Prostitution Lifestyle
This is real. And this is happening. Bitch needs to own it.
Read More »Woman Calls for Eating Babies at AOC Event (Obvious Retard GOP Fail Troll)
Man of man this sucks. Why?
Read More »Washington Examiner is Refusing to Comment on Their Apparent Child Predator Brad Polumbo
Please call the Washington Examiner and tell them you're against pederasty.
Read More »US: Majority Believe Social Media has Too Much Control Over the News
The media isn't paying much attention to this, are they then?
Read More »Global Shock After Black Convicted of Execution Style Murder of 9-Year-Old
You wouldn't be surprised to hear about this happening in Africa, and you shouldn't be surprised to hear about it happening in Chicago.
Read More »For the Two Year Anniversary of the Vegas Shooting, MGM is Giving the Victims Free Money
How about releasing the CCTV tapes instead?
Read More »Trump Says Both China and the Ukraine Should Investigate the Bidens
Who can a goy vote for in these troubled times?
Read More »All is Forgiven! Thirsty AF Blackie Forgives Roastie Wetback Ladycop Who Murdered His Brother!
What a sad, sad sight.
Read More »Badass Criminal Escapes TWICE from Jail in Hollywood-Type Heists
I'd give mad props - if only he had been successful.
Read More »Anti-Black Cop Fired, Finds New Job Tormenting Caged Blacks
There's all sorts of great career options out there.
Read More »Bernie Sanders Might be Secretly Dead – Heart Surgery, All Events Canceled Indefinitely
The campaign has not released proof of life.
Read More »Death Star UFO Filmed Hovering Over NYC! Peer-Reviewed Paper Suggests Alien-Made Probes are Watching Earth!
We're being watched.
Read More »Watch: Black Woman Tries to Pull a Harambe by Getting Into Zoo Enclosure and Taunting a Lion!
Thankfully, the lion didn't fall for her crap.
Read More »A Glimpse Into the Future: University of Edinburgh Bans White Voices!
Why bother going to school anymore?
Read More »Book: Trump Suggested Putting ALLIGATOR-FILLED MOAT on Border, Shooting Out Invaders’ Kneecaps!
NOW THOSE ARE IDEAS WORTH SHARING!
Read More »Zombie Latinx Bitch Who Murdered Colored Gentleman While He was in His House Eating Ice Cream Convicted of Murder
JUSTICE!
Read More »Anti-Pope Gives Support to Pro-Homo Priest, Fags Delighted
This Anti-Pope won't rest until Catholicism is the official queer religion.
Read More »New York Fast Food Workers Desperately Trying to Get Replaced by Robots
Talk about digging your own grave.
Read More »Denver Drag Show for Children Endures Amid Demonstrations
This is what America is all about!
Read More »Evil Doctor to be Thrown in Dungeon After Pushing Opioids Illegally
Sigh... Another cliché scumbag is apprehended.
Read More »Taco Man Killed by Cops: “Illegals Have NO Constitutional Rights”
Hahaha, you have NO power here, taco!
Read More »Goblina Witch Laces Mexican Food with Mystical Concoction (Meth)
Just sounds like typical Mexican cuisine to me though?
Read More »GoFundMe Pulls $250,000 Legal Fund of Man Who Defended His Daughters from Black Rapist While on Vacation
No crowdfunding for white men.
Read More »Do You Think It’s Funny to Murder a Duck?
Who would murder an innocent lake creature?
Read More »Joe Biden to Television Stations: “Don’t Talk About Me or My Son Ever Again”
This does not look good, Joe.
Read More »Saintly Latinas Providing Cost-Efficient Hookers, Shut Down by Man-Hating Feds
They're coming after our illegal whores, everyone!
Read More »Heroic Little White Girls Saved Schoolbus from Grave Negroid Threat
Not all heroes wear capes - some wear skirts and carry plush toys.
Read More »NYC Bans Calling Someone an “Illegal Alien” When Motivated by Hate, Fines are Up to $250,000
The feelings of the invaders are worth way more than $250,000 though.
Read More »Plot to Enforce Homo Adoption Foiled – For Now
Adopted kid's butts are safe for a short while longer.
Read More »This Entire Impeachment Blah Blah Whatever the Ukraine Thing was in Full Public View in May
This is the absolute stupidest and most inane attack plan against Trump thus far.
Read More »Snake-Like “Warning Sign” UFO Returns to California! Hovers Over Mojave Desert!
Not saying hi to these UFOs is just rude.
Read More »100% of Tested Bootleg Marijuana Vapes Laced with Cyanide
I called it.
Read More »WaPo Tries to Hoax Readers with ADL “Hate Incident” Scam
The WaPo is happy to shill this Jewish hoax.
Read More »Daily White Pill: Reporter Who Dug Up Mean Tweets of Cancer-Child Helper Quits Paper After Own Mean Tweets Dug Up
Well, this is one more journalist faggot with no job!
Read More »Global Shock to Discover Trump’s Jew Son-in-Law Met with Jewkraine President Jew
The media is shocked. Are the goyim?
Read More »Russian Military Making Sci-Fi Real While US Busy Promoting POCs, Wahminz
Ivan is laughing at you.
Read More »Daily White Pill: Student Wins Anal Finger-Rape Hoax Lawsuit Against Boston College After Getting Witch Hunted!
Let me tell you something about the physics of putting fingers up buttholes.
Read More »“Chief Moneybags”: Elizabeth Warren’s Financials Released – Commie Wench is Worth $12 Million
Yeah so it turns out this bitch is a complete and utter fraud. Fake Indian, fake communist. Half expect to find out next that she's a tranny.
Read More »LA: Woman Expresses Her Hatred for Black People – Local Media Says It Might be Illegal to Say That
The story here is the way it was reported!
Read More »Teacher Under Investigation for Allegedly Asking Students to Write Something Funny Under Pictures of Slaves
THIS IS A WHITE SUPREMACY COUNTRY.
Read More »11-Year-Old White Girl Charged with Hate Crime for Allegedly Giving Black Girl a Black Eye
Young white girls haven't fully embraced diversity yet.
Read More »UCLA Receives $20 Million to Establish “Kindness Institute” to Research Kindness
They're interested in making you act kinder.
Read More »Ivanka Appears with Nipples Protruding Before the UN, Very Very Disrespectful
The UN is a joke now. Thanks, Ivanka!
Read More »Disgusting Androgynous Journifa Smites Young Charity Hero with Racism Dox!
But the goyim are fighting back!
Read More »Virginia: Man Arrested for “Criminal Trolling” of Some Black Asshole is Denounced by Own Mother
This isn't a game anymore.
Read More »Donald Trump OWNS THE LIBS with EPIC Campaign Speech at the UN!
He's returned to make America great again for the second time!
Read More »Mattel Launches Gender-Neutral “Barbie” Dolls
Gender is a very important topic for kids, which is why they asked Mattel to make these dolls.
Read More »Media: Retard Mutant Freakout at the UN Leads to Positive Outcome for the Globalist Jewish Agenda
I don't think I believe you, Jews.
Read More »US Army Warns G.I. Joe About I.N.C.E.L. Terror Plot at Joker Screenings
Joaquin Phoenix is going to set our society on fire.
Read More »Doom Cycle Phase II: Mammy Nancy Cracks, Files Impeachment Papers
Wake the fuck up, samurai. We live in a society.
Read More »Disneyland’s Wahman CEO Steps Down After Ruining Galaxy’s Edge Star Wars Park
Disney is going down in flames.
Read More »I Think That UN Speech Signaled the Coming Downfall of Greta Thunberg
Everyone is now aware that she's a completely messed up, psychotic little retard. Isn't the jig up?
Read More »Fox News Apologizes After Guest Calls Princess Greta “Mentally Ill” – ???
I don't understand what the thing is.
Read More »Hard Times Ahead: DHS Releases New Paper Calling Whites the New Jihadis
We are running out of time here.
Read More »US Soldier Gets SWOOPED on by FBI Informant for Planned Bombing of Journos
Don't talk about bombs with the FBI, kids.
Read More »Candace Owens is My Real Mommy, Full Stop
Got it, bub?
Read More »MILO Cast Out of Furry Convention, Fails to Secure Furry Vote
Somehow I always knew that this was where MILO would end up.
Read More »Capitalism Isn’t Responsible for Your Crappy School Lunch – Greta Thunberg Is!
Demand your 200g maggot paste! We were promised it!
Read More »Texas: Islamic Terrorists Get Hurt Feelings After Airline Staff Tells Them Not to Blow Up the Plane
Can you even imagine what it feels like to have hurt feelings?
Read More »Rare $6,000 Mac Pro to be Assembled in US in First Ever Trump “Manufacturing” Victory
Sigh. Whatever dude.
Read More »Sacramento: Make a Joyful Noise Before Your Lord Allah Outside the McDonald’s
The only threat now is that the ice caps will melt and cities will flood. So you have to eat maggots, by Allah.
Read More »What If I Told You…
No, please, I'm not... I don't...
Read More »Bereaved Boomer Testifies to Senate About New Terror Organization Named I.N.C.E.L.
I.N.C.E.L. must be stopped!
Read More »Elizabeth Warren Beating Biden in Polls for the First Time
But what a nasty woman tho?
Read More »Indianapolis Mass Shooting: Six Hit, No One Cares Because Obviously the Shooter is Black
A dog bit a man. Nothing to see here.
Read More »Storm Area 51 Event a Total Flop, No Aliens Freed from Captivity
Could anyone have expected this outcome?
Read More »Women Going Topless in Public is Now Legalized in Six States
Stop staring at women's nipples you sexist bigot!
Read More »Will Ukrainian Bidens Whoop the Patriotic Donalds at This Week’s Big Penisball Event?
I hate this. Please just make it stop.
Read More »Candace Owens Represents White Supremacists at Congressional Hearing!
Wow another hearing about evil whites.
Read More »Wingsuit? DO IT FAGGOT
I wonder if I could make money doing this on livestreams?
Read More »Church Under Investigation for Holding Down and Punching Gay Man While Trying to “Pray His Sexuality Away”
The Inquisition is coming.
Read More »Mike Pompeo Under Increasing Pressure to Prove He Isn’t a Child-Raping Cannibal
We demand answers.
Read More »Some of the 2,200 Infant Corpses Found at Abortionist’s Home are Decades Old
You'd best start believing in strange cases.
Read More »The Daily Stormer is Demanding the Immediate Release of Tyler Flach!
Someday a colony in the stars will be named Saint Tyler of the Bloody Knife of Justice!
Read More »NBC Wants the Goyim to Confess Their “Climate Sins”
Peak retard is nigh.
Read More »Charlottesville: Black City Council Candidate Drops Out of Race Because a Guy Said Mean Things to Him Online
It's pure evil.
Read More »Trump Tells California If They Don’t Clean Up the Needles He’s Gonna Do Something
Well. At least he's saying it.
Read More »Queen Greta, Savior of Earth, Tells Congress to Unite Behind the Science, Hangs Out with Indians
WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING!
Read More »BITERS: Crack-Addicted Zombie Homos Conquer Streets of San Fran!
Finally! Some good news!
Read More »Navy Says UFO Videos are Real! Let’s Contact the Aliens!
Not saying hi would be rude.
Read More »53 Americans Die in Mass Shootings While 40,000 Die from Obesity
We need common sense calorie control NOW!
Read More »This Lewandowski Impeachment Hearing was Absolutely Wild
Well hey, this is fun.
Read More »New York Students Join General Greta’s Child Soldier Army Against Global Warming
Not a bad plan, actually.
Read More »Stallman Resigns After Defending Epstein and Provoking Wrath of Female Mongrel Student Blogger
Female Mongrel Mutants are going to burn everything to the ground, and that's fine.
Read More »Vape Brothers Arrested for Running Massive Vape Operation
The Age of the Vape is Over. The Age of Incel Rage has Begun.
Read More »No Fun Allowed: Saturday Night Live Fired Guy for Politically Incorrect Jokes
This was predictable. Can't even hate on gooks now.
Read More »Abortion Doctor had 2,246 Infant Corpses Stored on His Property
Do abortion doctors get satanic power from ritual infant sacrifice?
Read More »No Whites Allowed: Campus Sci-Tech Conference to Only Feature Scholars of Color
Step away, whitey.
Read More »Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Warns Miami Will Sink Unless She Saves It!
WE HAVE TO SAVE MIAMI
Read More »Old Man Biden Can’t Remember the Word “Escalator”
Why is he running for president? Let him molest children in Margaritaville, the weird old creepy bastard.
Read More »Jewish Purdue Pharma, OxyContin Lords, File for Bankruptcy
Give me one reason Jews shouldn't be exterminated.
Read More »Renowned Jewish MIT Scientist Richard Stallman Defends Epstein, Triggers Anti-Semitism in Female Mongrel Student
It's time for women to take over tech and science.
Read More »So According to This Jew…
Living in Judaism is hilarious, if nothing else.
Read More »Man Burns McDonald’s Employee with Hot Coffee Because It was Too Watery
It happens to the best of us - but only the blacks pay the price.
Read More »Andrew Yang Says SNL Shouldn’t Fire Guy for Saying Hilarious Shit About Chinks
Who gives a shit?
Read More »CNN Hires Elle Reeve – Big Ups, You Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Cunt
She's a real hero.
Read More »Better That No One Calls You a Racist. Much Better to Simply DIE.
It's better if your family is raped in front of you.
Read More »Zoe Quinn’s Exciting New DC Comics Project Announced!
If anything, she's gotten a career boost!
Read More »CNN Responds to Beto’s Vow to Do Door-to-Door Gun Grabs: “Yo, Brah…”
This is the 2024 platform preview, goyim.
Read More »Trump Fake Murders Osama Bin Laden’s Son for Stupid Publicity Stunt
This is gay.
Read More »Woman Who Killed Infant, Buried It in Yard Will Face No Jail Time
Of course women are allowed to kill infants, bigot.
Read More »Queen Greta Thunberg, Protector of the Weather, Lays Siege to the White House!
She is saving the world with her Asperger superpower.
Read More »Yang Offers Unprecedented Opportunity to Secure the MF Bag at Debates!
I almost forgot about that mf bag!
Read More »Democrat Debate was Total Gay Crap – All Want to Kill Whitey
This is stupid and insane and if Orange Man doesn't win we're all getting rounded up and going to camps.
Read More »Steven Crowder Breaks with Trump Over Vape Ban, Blames Alt-Right
Crowder is right, for once.
Read More »In the Next 10 Years, The 20-Something Population Will be Minority White
Prepare yourself accordingly.
Read More »Trial by Combat: Andrew Yang Will Fight Ted Cruz in the Basketball Arena
We should have leaders chosen by some form of trial by combat, whether it is basketball, or fighting to the death with pieces of broken glass.
Read More »So Andrew McCabe Might Get Indicted? I Guess?
The pizza tunnels are about to begin to unravel...
Read More »New Poll Shows Warren Tied with Biden! Salute Your New Commie Mommy!
One thing that would make me happy is if Elizabeth Warren starts using the Mary Tyler Moore Show theme song as her official theme song.
Read More »Trump Considering Total Ban on Vape Because Everyone is Dying
What we've learned is that hipster shit is all cancer, no matter what it is.
Read More »Supreme Court Says “Asylum Seeking” Parasites Can be Barred! (For Now…)
Maybe Orange Man isn't so bad after all?
Read More »“Hero” El Paso Shooting Survivor Arrested at the White House for Outstanding Warrant
Who knows what the hell this is.
Read More »Tucker Dances on the Grave of the Evil Kikesucker John Bolton
Peace to my soul.
Read More »Remembering 9/11 and Remembering to Never Forget
The important thing to remember is to never forget.
Read More »Watch: Angry Homophobic Person of Color Threatens Fellow White Privileged Person of Nose
ANTI-SEMITISM CAUGHT ON CAMERA!
Read More »Tim Pool Calls Out PewDiePie’s Epic Gamer Cuckout to the ADL!
The cuck out continues!
Read More »Depraved Tim Cook Unveils New iPhone with Additional Black Hole on the Back That Can Spread “Ultra Wide”
Not even technology is safe from homosexuals' attacks.
Read More »OH THANK YOU JESUS: John Bolton is FIRED! FINALLY!
SHOCK HAPPENING! GOOD?? OR A FAKEOUT???
Read More »As of September 2019, No New Wall has Been Built!
The gaming community has had enough of these dirty tricks.
Read More »6 in 10 Americans Expect a Recession
What's for certain is that we're all doomed, lol.
Read More »Volunteer Fire Department That Closed Because a Member Considered Joining Proud Boys to Reopen!
Backtracking is not something that happens often these days.
Read More »Beto O’Rourke Says He’ll Mass Round-Up People’s Guns
DOOR TO DOOR
Read More »Los Angeles: It’s Leprosy Time, Baby
It's fitting that these homeless plebs would become literal lepers.
Read More »BOOM! Libs BTFO as Sodomite Fox News Anchor Gets Gay Married
LIBS = OWNED
Read More »John Legend’s Gook Wife Should Shut Her Whore Mouth! We Already Released All the Blacks, Woman!
They're already loose! Give it up!
Read More »Very Sad! Sebastian Gorka Reduced to Selling Back Pain Ointment to Boomers!
With Trump, you lose!
Read More »Weirdo Cyborg Magician Plans to Insert 27th Magnet in Body
I didn't ask for this.
Read More »Might as Well Eliminate the Second Amendment – First is Already Long Gone
Without free speech you do not have any other freedoms at all. Game over, lads.
Read More »Sister of NBA Star Held for Murder-Robbery
This is just the thing: it doesn't matter how much status you give to the blacks, they remain the blacks.
Read More »No One Wants to Travel to the United States
Welcome to America. What's left of it.
Read More »Jim Watkins Says 8chan Coming Back Soon!
Please, come back friends.
Read More »ThinkProgress Website Shuts Down Because No Money
It's hard out there.
Read More »David Hogg Says Post-Genocidal White Supremacy Responsible for School Shootings
David Hogg is the nemesis of gamers and incels.
Read More »Five Dead from the VAPE DEATH! Will EVERYONE Die???
Is it going to kill us all???
Read More »Pennsylvania: Volunteer Firefighters Shut Down for Refusing to Fire Guy Who Thought About Joining Proud Boys
Everyone must be forever reminded.
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