US

We have enough Canadians here. 

IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN???

Genius.

At least someone other than me and Tucker are on it.

They want to be able to blame the orange man for this.

How will we survive without this vital information about celebrities?

That's $70.300.000.000, for an average of $1.600.000 per person, this year.

And basically, you just have to stay at your house forever.

It seems that this is only the beginning.

This could end up making things worse.

This virus is a joke.

Uncle Joe wants to turn the whole country into a safe space for snowflakes.

No one could have predicted this.

This interview is an instant classic.

He should just go directly to blaming Chinese hackers.

Watching TV is people's new job now.

Yeah sure, people can just buy $400 phones instead of $600 phones lol.

This is what happens when you let vile cunts rule you.

We need to give our real daddy, Bill Gates, total control of American government policy.

The media is not giving an inch on anything.

The chickens are coming home to roost with bombs strapped to their chests. 

People still have not yet begun to process the fact that we no longer have rights and never will again.

Nipples is positioning himself as the only adult in the room.

NO REFUNDS!

Will the mass hysteria stop anytime soon though?

I remember back in February when China was evil for doing this.

We could end up literally starving, lol.

Trump was so dumb for trusting this goblin.

This black guy is an anti-black racist.

When did this sick freak become an expert in pandemics though?

Blacks gonna black.

It really makes you think. 

Just call it a hoax!

With everyone panicking, they don't even have to hide their true intentions anymore.

The nightmare is just getting started.

I predicted thith.

This is going to be a mandatory vaccine ID card.

The entire system is pushing back against him.

No anal cake, no peace!

You're not free to buy whatever you want anymore, because of the flu.

The chaos hasn't even begun to begin.

What does the word "peak" mean tho?

We are just floating in the air right now. We're about to fall.

A military operation against Venezuela would certainly be a convenient distraction.

They admit in the report that they had no physical access to the sites in question.

This is the opposite of what the Trump Administration should be doing.

Well, at least the Indians and Arabs that own them will have to go home.

What a completely weird nightmare. 

No refunds!

This isn't gonna end well.

It is really cute to see these people acting like the old society still exists.

It just keeps getting dumber.

These experts should be held accountable for the destruction that they're causing.

The hoax is over, but they haven't told you yet.

This is the last hurrah of racism hoaxing.

God has sent confusion to confound them.

No, he will not get out this easily. 

They are just going to keep doubling down.

You should never forget the way people lied to you about this. 

If there was really a major medial crisis, these states would not have hundreds of spare ventilators.

He's your boss now.

Oh my God, it doesn't matter.

Are you ready to rumble?

You need 47,500 deaths to meet 2017-18 deaths. That ain't happening. You people are sick.

It's common sense to fire medical staff during a global pandemic.

It's like Walmart on acid.

You'd best start believing in the collapse of society. 

So we're still in hysteria mode, not yet talking about what comes after.

Sucks for Biden.

Blacks and browns will use any excuse to demand stuff from whites.

At least the Mexicans are sure to go home. Their country is going to be a lot better off than ours.

Yeah, you'll have this. I guess.

You're going to see partisan cooperation like never before, when we finally come out of quarantine and this war machine gets rolling. 

This whole narrative is about to get nuked in favor of wartime jingoism.

This mask debacle should demonstrate with absolute finality that these people either have no idea what is going on or they are causing a crisis on purpose. 

They're going to have to start a war with China. There is no other possible course.

"The economy collapsing" is not limited to the stock market, you retards.

It is the perfect candidate to manage this dumb hoax. 

This is completely disgusting.

Healthy people have nothing to fear from the flu.

It's a 50/50 chance he's going to replace Biden as the nominee.

Now is when things get really funny.

This is the beginning of the end of everything.

Joe Biden is an expert on this shit, faggot.

He's basically president for life now, so he'd better keep the laughs coming.

Well this is weird as shit, let me tell you that.

I just can't even take it anymore.

Yeah, a bunch of fit military guys in their twenties are going to die. Sigh.

Twitter decides what you are allowed to think.

I hope he dies. But he won't.

It would be mean to put Americans first.

"Look at me. I'm Brazil's president now." -Twitter

This will go over well with the blacks, I'm sure.

Coronavirus is literally my hero.

Based.

Ted Cruz is literally the most disgusting creature that exists.

Play stupid games...

Who gives a shit man jeez.

There's a first time for everything.

We know whatever happens over the next 20 years is going to create an extreme dystopia. So it might as well be a comedic dystopia. 

Hobby Lobby did mass firings after they were forced to close.

We shouldn't forget who did this. 

Is it all over? For good?

I'll believe it when I see it.

"I survived Coronavirus and all I got was $1,200." 

I don't really see how it can survive this.

Coronavirus has caused whatever was holding the remnants of sanity together to snap.

Bro it's not happening.

They are making an example of Jones.

Crazy whore may have been possessed by a demon.

He is absolutely humiliated.

Not a big news story! Strange!

Standard female humor for you.

No country for cave beasts.

Everything proposed to fight against coronavirus is worse than coronavirus.

Maybe we should go into pods like in the Matrix to prevent the possibility of death?

This is mass hysteria and it is the cure that is going to kill you.

They deserve it.

2020 may end up being the most boring year ever.

The dumber this hoax gets, the more I agree with Alex Jones. 

GIMMIE DAT MONEY!

What is different about America???

We're gonna make it after all. 

Whine harder, you weird bitch.

Just trust the Jews, goyim. They're God's chosen people.

Come on. This is retarded.

Keep spamming videos of people eating dogs, I guess. 

Trump can't even do anything because the media has a gun to his back.

These rat bastards...

Give me my money.

With such dire projections, what's the point of shutting everything down?

This is all of the stuff that Alex Jones warned us about 20 years ago coming to the fore. 

Come on Rand, buddy - we're gonna make it through this!

You'd best start believing in NEETs. You are one.

We'd just better get that money.

Yes, you can be sent to prison for jokes on the internet. Do not act like a retard.

I don't think it's happening.

I don't trust them.

This is supposed to be the land of abundance!

WHO EVEN CARES? JUST LET THEM DIE