Category: World
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“Ukraine People” Respond to US Demands to Lower Draft Age with Demands for More Money
There’s always a begging opportunity, whatever happens.
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Putin Considering Striking Kiev’s Decision-Making Centers with Unstoppable Missiles
US intelligence probably thinks he’s just joking around.
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Australia Passes World’s First Ban on Social Media for Kids Younger Than 16
We’ll have to sacrifice anonymity in order to protect the kids, goy.
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German Intel Chief Says NATO May Eventually Invoke Article 5 Against Russia
Russia has enough nukes for everyone.
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The Ukraine Recalls 100,000 Domestically Produced Mortar Shells Because Almost All are Defective
Well that’s embarrassing.
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White House Orders the Ukraine to Start Drafting 18-Year-Olds
There isn’t going to be anyone left!
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South Korea: Everyone is Against Supporting the Sickening, Whining Ukrainian Pigs
You can’t pay people to give a shit about these filthy beggars.
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ICC Wants to Arrest Myanmar’s Military Leader for Being Mean to Rohingya Ratmen
Kicking out foreigners living illegally in your country is genocide, apparently.
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UK: Political Action Groups Demand Court Ban on Arms Sales to Jews Following Netanyahu Arrest Warrant
It’s a good time to be an antisemite, I can tell you that.
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Bibi Claims Ceasefire with Lebanon Incoming
This is fake.
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Germany Preparing App for People to Find Bunkers, Encouraging Creation of Home Shelters
Do Germans think living through a war is worth the cost of a gay Russia?
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Israel Sanctions Haaretz, Nation’s Most Respected International Newspaper, Over War Criticism
It will be interesting to see how far America goes with the censorship when they enter the war.
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Dutch Prosecutor Wants Community Service for Teen Who Whacked Nationalist Politician in Head with Bottle
Thierry Baudet keeps getting whacked in the head.
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UK: Disgraced Paki Overlord is Running Subway Ads Encouraging People to Kill Themselves
He doesn’t allow pictures of hot dogs or thin women, but suicide is fine.
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Germany: Country’s Largest Steelmaker Announces Plans to Cut Workforce by 40%
They’re still not turning the nuclear power plants back on.