These sanctions are well past Wile E. Coyote levels of goofy.
Read More »UK Counter-Terrorism Program Flags Tolkien, Huxley, Orwell, And Shakespeare as “Far Right” Literature
The Elf-Right is threatening Our Democracy.
Read More »The Ukraine to Lose War Soon Unless West Sends More Stuff Fast, EU Foreign Affairs Chief Says
Give them your stuff, goy. This is about Democracy.
Read More »Stupid Fat Bitch Calls on Putin to Pull a 360
It is humiliating and dehumanizing to be ruled over by actual cocksucking fat sluts.
Read More »Jews Bomb Residential Area in Damascus for No Reason
Interestingly, this is the same thing the Jewkraine does.
Read More »Trans Teacher with Huge Fake Breasts Actually Dresses as a Man Outside Classroom
He's just gender fluid.
Read More »Macron Denounces US Plan to Do Regime Change in Russia
Macron could play a crucial role in helping the side against this war.
Read More »US Allegedly Sending Auditors to the Ukraine
We will see about that.
Read More »America Sends “Mr. Rowdy” to Taiwan to Provoke Shooting War
This is heating up!
Read More »Bloomberg Actually Asked the Chinese If East Palestine is a Distraction from the Balloons
It's shocking, and literally like parody.
Read More »New Polish “Volunteer” Units Headed to the Ukraine
Poland loves war.
Read More »European Commission Sues Poland for Putting Its Constitution Ahead of EU Law
Again...
Read More »Jew US Ambassador Optimistic About the Future of Anal Sex in Japan
It never ends...
Read More »NATO Reveals “Persistent Surveillance from Space” Project to Spy on Entire Planet
Aren't floating balloons supposed to be more effective?
Read More »France: Macron Plans Overdose of Greatest Strength for Another Tiny Village
You're about to be greatly replaced, goy.
Read More »“Ukrainian Soldiers” Sport ISIS Terrorist Patches
The same people behind ISIS are behind democracy in the Ukraine.
Read More »Reuters Says Zelensky has a Puffy Face and Lines Under His Eyes, Was Disliked Before War
Zelensky is what a real Hollywood actor looks like.
Read More »Indonesia: Stone Age Savages with AKs Take Rando Kiwi Pilot Hostage
They think they'll get independence from Indonesia this way.
Read More »Belgium: 25-Year-Old Goalkeeper Dies Suddenly (Everyone Very Shocked by Big Surprise)
He had just saved a penalty kick.
Read More »Pompeo Says Israel has a Right to Kill Palestinians and Take Their Land Because of the Bible
You have to serve the Chosen Ones, goy.
Read More »Nicola Sturgeon, Scotland’s First Woman First Minister, Quits Abruptly Because Job is Too Hard
Dumbass bimbo!
Read More »Huge Investigation Reveals the Real Election Meddlers and Hackers: Israeli Jews!
It's always the Jews.
Read More »Canada: Tranny Who Raped 3-Month-Old and Ate His Own Flesh Moved to Women’s Prison
The prison has a mother and child unit.
Read More »Cambodia: Patriotic Government Shuts Down Meddling Soros Media Operation
Learn to code, faggots.
Read More »Canada: Catholic Man Says Hospital Kept Pressuring Him to Kill His Wife
The Science says this is fine.
Read More »Australia: Pureblood Woman Denied Heart Transplant Despite Having Medical Exemption
Still not getting it.
Read More »NATO Running Out of Ammo
It's the price of freedom.
Read More »France: Thousands Protest Ukraine War, Demand NATO Exit
It's too bad that in a rules-based order of human rights democracy, you have zero recourse and the government can just do whatever the hell it wants with no consequences.
Read More »China Reveals US has Flown More Than 10 Balloons Over China in the Last Year
They didn't care because they're not afraid of weather balloons.
Read More »Great Satan Training Terrorists to Attack Russia
America invented terrorism.
Read More »Xi Invites Iran’s President to China to Deepen Ties Between the Two Countries
China is very good at making friends.
Read More »Poland Says Russia to Win Soon Unless West Sends “Urgent Help” to the Ukraine
Poland just wants a little world war to have some fun.
Read More »Greece: Government Continues to Defend Democracy by Banning Parties from Elections
It's who we are.
Read More »UK Considers Manufacturing Weapons in the Ukraine
These people really want a nuclear war.
Read More »Austrian Businesses Stand with Russia Despite Facing “Unprecedented Pressure” from Sanctions
History has shown that Austrians are very evil people.
Read More »Israel Pledges to Do Even Worse Things to Palestinians
It's self-defense, goy.
Read More »Extreme Crisis (Very Real): China Fired Green Laser Beams Over Hawaii
Is China working for the aliens?
Read More »Zelensky Fires Deputy Commander of the National Guard
This is all part of the winning plan.
Read More »Hitler’s Ghost Detonates WW2 Bomb in English Town as Dead Nazis Pledge Support for Putin
Hitler is an ally of Putin.
Read More »Turkey and Russia Now Developing Visa and Mastercard Alternative
The West is turning the entire planet against it through its sanctions.
Read More »Germany: Politician Wants to Make English Second Official Language to Bring in More Invaders
Oh, Germany.
Read More »UN Finally Condemns Hohols Killing POWs as If They’re Just Now Hearing About It
Like everything else happening right now, it's related to the balloon.
Read More »Lying Jew Government Claims They Shot Down Another Chinese Object
Fatmericans will just fall for the same stupid trick over and over again.
Read More »UK: Jews Order Right-Wing Media Outlet to Stop Talking About Conspiracy Theories
They've exceeded their free speech limit.
Read More »Ukrainian Military Requests Coordinates from Great Satan Before Firing Artillery, Official Reveals
Do Americans even want to fight Russia?
Read More »Zelensky Says He Ruined Minsk Agreements on Purpose
You still need to send him your money, goy.
Read More »Netherlands: All-Male Play Canceled Because Director Only Auditioned Men
It broke the university's diversity and inclusion policy.
Read More »UK Suffers “Permanent” Reduction in Living Standards
Yet another consequence of Putin's sanctions on Europe.
Read More »Middle East Earthquake: 22,000 Confirmed Dead So Far
It's crazy they're not explaining how it was caused by global warming.
Read More »Mexico: Politician Sentenced to Fine and Humiliation for Calling Tranny a Man
Et tu, Mexico?
Read More »Roger Waters to UN Security Council: People are Sick of These Jew Wars
Who cares if the Ukraine's borders change a bit.
Read More »Elon Musk Blocks the Ukraine from Using Satellites for War
The Jews in Congress are going to accuse him of declaring war on NATO.
Read More »Italy: Moslem Arrested for Disciplining Thot Daughter
White supremacy, pure and simple.
Read More »Canada: Cops Arrest Teen for Attending School After Being Suspended for Anti-Tranny Views
When did the feelings of trannies become sacred?
Read More »Church of England Discusses Referring to God Using Gender-Neutral Language
Why is this level of heresy allowed?
Read More »UK Vows to Teach the Ukraine Pilots to Fly NATO Jets
Is this World War 3 already?
Read More »Joke Police: Ubisoft to Send British Kids to Prison for Making Jokes
They're monitoring your gaming chat and reporting you to the police!
Read More »UN Chief Says World War 3 Likely Coming Soon
Democracy means you don't have a say on the matter.
Read More »Italian Bakery Makes Bread Using Powdered Bugs
It's a conspiracy theory.
Read More »Zelensky Junta Destroys Millions of Russian-Language Books in Public Libraries
Books threaten Democracy.
Read More »Palestine: Catholic Leaders Politely Ask Jews to Stop Attacking Them
Jews are the real Nazis, it turns out.
Read More »Finland Passes New Law Allowing Trannies to Legally “Change” Their Gender Easier
This is what happens when women vote.
Read More »This Earthquake is Serious Business
I'm just so happy that our greatest ally Israel was left unscathed.
Read More »Poland Pushes Highlander Rule Against Russia – “There Can Only be One”
Poles are going to get an empire by raiding Russia.
Read More »Ireland: Mutant Leprechaun President Attacks His People for Protesting Invasion
Being a politician should have a height requirement.
Read More »Zelensky Continues to Claim Russia Attacks Its Own Nuclear Power Plants, Sanctions Russian Nuclear Industry
Russia is so evil that it even attacks itself!
Read More »UK Health Workers Begin Largest Strike in NHS’ History Demanding Higher Pay
Things are tough all over.
Read More »Canada: Parliament Votes Unanimously to Ship in 10,000 Wigger Terrorists
If you have extra terrorists laying around, just send them over to Canada.
Read More »Former Israeli PM Says Zelensky Agreed to Not Join NATO in March of 2022
Interesting timing on this little tidbit.
Read More »India Pays for Russian Oil with Emirati Dirhams Instead of US Dollars
People are moving away from the Great Satan.
Read More »Iran’s Supreme Leader Pardons Tens of Thousands of Protesters Who Regret Anti-Hijab Actions
Iran is right about women.
Read More »Scholz Defends Putin, Says He’s a “Bro” and a “Cool Dude” Who is “Really Chilled Out”
Boris Johnson is a fat bitch.
Read More »Bibi Says He Can’t Give Iron Dome to Ukraine Because He Doesn’t Want to be Attacked by Russia
It would actually be great if the Jews gave Russia an excuse to start shooting down Jew jets over Syria.
Read More »Zelensky Says Russia is Winning, Situation at Frontlines Getting Tougher
This is all the fault of the goyim.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Tells Black People to Respect Women
In order to teach the importance of respecting women, Pope Anus will become the woman.
Read More »Russia Responds to Jewmerica Sending Even Longer Range Missiles to Hit Inside Russia
They just want to send some random missiles into Russian apartment buildings to see what happens.
Read More »Germany Says There’s No Evidence Linking Russia to Nord Stream Sabotage
Germans are servants of the balloon.
Read More »Balloon World Rising: Second Balloon Found Over Latin America, Experts Say Balloon Age has Dawned
This silence from Biden shows that he is indeed in league with the balloon.
Read More »Germany May Divert Green Energy Funds to Arms Productions
Climate Change can wait, but Democracy can't.
Read More »“Germans Told They’re Using Too Much Gas”
What is the point of this?
Read More »Terrorist Car Bomb Attack Kills One in Russian Frontline Region
The Hohols are totally unhinged.
Read More »Germany: Former Top “Nazi Hunter” Gets Attacked by Own Party for Talking About Great Replacement
The hunter becomes the hunted...
Read More »Iran has Right to “Decisively Respond” to Israeli Bombings, Tehran’s Envoy to UN Says
But the Holocaust!
Read More »Zelensky Seduces President of the EU Commission
Zelensky is a very charming man.
Read More »Useless Sanctions: Russian Industrial Production of 2022 Similar to 2021
Cool sanctions.
Read More »Boris Johnson Tells Americans to Give Zelensky Everything He Asks for Without Delay
Give Democracy your money, goy.
Read More »Canadian Province Decriminalizes Virtually All Hard Drugs
This will end well, I'm sure.
Read More »Germany: Fascist Villagers Protest Plan to Flood Them with Rapefugees
Why are they so hateful?
Read More »America Reportedly to Give Zelensky Longer-Range Missiles to Strike Deep in Russian Territory
Is it time for the big one yet?
Read More »Hungary Does Big Military Reform, Sacks Hundreds of Senior Officers
Everyone's getting ready for World War 3.
Read More »UK: About Half a Million Teachers and Civil Servants Join Biggest Strike in Years to Demand Higher Pay
The teacher class is a drain on the economy.
Read More »Brazil Wants to Form a Club of Countries That Want a Peace Deal Between Russia and the Ukraine
How dare the goyim oppose endless war.
Read More »Canadian Leftist Woman (?) Gets 22 Years for Sending Trump Letters Laced with Ricin
Not a lot of media outlets bothered reporting it.
Read More »Brazil: Obese Justice Minister Demands Crackdown on Terroristic Social Media Posts
Calling him obese is also "criminal."
Read More »Italy: Mother of Girl Dismembered by Diversity Goes to Court with Pictures of Daughter’s Corpse on T-Shirt
The murderer feels oppressed.
Read More »Russia Provides Evidence of American Biolabs Doing Human Experiments in the Ukraine
Humans experiments are part and parcel of living in an international rules-based order.
Read More »Zelensky Orders West to Hurry Up with the Weapons
Zelensky is the best actor Hollywood ever employed.
Read More »Germany Tells People “Manageable” Economic Collapse Could Have Been Worse
Democracy is expensive.
Read More »Israel Uses Drones to Attack Military Plant in Iran, American Media Reports
The Jews are allowed to do this because of Hitler.
Read More »Finland Says Russia Mind-Controlled Sweden to Allow Koran Burning
Russia is just unthinkably powerful!
Read More »Finland: Old, Fat Tranny Who Can Barely Skate Opens European Figure Skating Championship
"... a strike for diversity."
Read More »Australia: Entire Basketball Team Refuses to Wear Anal Symbol on Their Jerseys
Blasphemy!
Read More »Ukraine Bombs Hospital, Bridge with US Missiles
With the US now preparing to back out of this fiasco, the Ukraine is presumably going to up the level of atrocities to try to provoke Russia.
Read More »Snake World: Sssscholz Sssssays He’s Definitely Not Sending Warplanessssss
Insofar as Germany goes along with the idea that the only thing in the universe that has meaning is Ukraine democracy, they just have to do as they're told.
Read More »UK Military Monitored People Criticizing Lockdowns and Compiled Dossiers, Whistleblower Says
The act of speaking is a threat to public health.
Read More »UK: Hate-Filled Ukrainian Refugees Complain About Britain’s Greatest Strength
"Too many Muslims, too many people with different skin colors."
Read More »NATO Chief Visits South Korea, Japan (Which are Not in the North Atlantic)
Anal countries have to stick together.
Read More »North Korea Says Great Satan Threatens World Peace with Proxy War Against Russia
America cares about one thing and one thing only.
Read More »Brazil Rejects Offer to Sell Tank Ammunition for the Ukraine, Doesn’t Want to Provoke Russia
Russia is a great business partner.
Read More »Another War Thunder Player Leaks Restricted Military Documents Again
More than just a game.
Read More »Tens of Thousands of Italians Sign Petition to Stop Display of Zelensky’s Facial Expressions
People are suffering from Zelensky fatigue.
Read More »Jews Blown Out in East Jerusalem! 7 Dead! False Flag????!? (Of Course It Is)
It's always a false flag.
Read More »Germany Apologizes to Africa for Tweet Suggesting There’s Nothing But Animals There
It's no surprise so many countries prefer to do business with Russia.
Read More »EU Announces Ability to Steal Russian Central Bank Assets
It's thanks to one of the rules of the international rules-based order.
Read More »The Ukraine Forcing Ethnic Hungarians to Fight Russia
Democracy can't defend itself democratically.
Read More »UK: 20-Year-Old Amateur Football Player Dies Suddenly
The climate crisis is accelerating.
Read More »Spain: “Refugee” Uses Machete to Attack Clergymen at Churches, Kills One, Injures Several
Democracy is a religion of peace.
Read More »Russian Gas Project to Double Revenue in 2023 Compared to Pre-Sanctions Era
The sanctions have greatly improved Russia's economy.
Read More »EU Wants to Send More People Back to Africa Out of Pure Hatred for the Geography of the Birthplace
Without People of Darkness, Europe will not survive.
Read More »Poland Gave Fighter Jets to the Ukraine in Secret, Media Reports
What did the Hohols offer Poland?
Read More »Zelensky Says Putin is a Nobody, Does “Day in the Life” Interview with Sky News
It reminds me of that Gucci Mane song where he says "fuck talking, I just wanna hear shots."
Read More »UK: MPs Want to Investigate Massive Spike in Excess Deaths Not Attributable to Coronavirus
No one could have predicted these excess deaths.
Read More »Turkey Blocks Sweden and Finland from NATO
How dare they delay World War 3!
Read More »Russia Keeps Increasing Oil Exports to China and India
Cool sanctions, West.
Read More »Zelensky Calls Hoholistan Conflict a “Big Business Opportunity”
He says the quiet part aloud.
Read More »Poll Says One-Third of People are Changing Their Lives Out of Fear of Cow Farts
Having kids is bad for Gaia, goy.
Read More »Ireland: Antifa, NGOs Protest Against Normal People Protesting Immigration
Normal people outnumbered the freaks.
Read More »UN Pushing for Invasion of Haiti
Who assassinated their president in the first place though?
Read More »Germany Finally Cracks, Agrees to Send in the Battle Tanks
At this rate, Zelensky is going to have Gundams by spring.
Read More »War to Spill Over Outside of the Ukraine Soon, Serbian President Says
It's all about those sacred Hoholistan borders.
Read More »Russia and Iran Expanding Trade Using National Currencies
No one really seems to understand the implications of this.
Read More »Slurring and Out of Breath, Zelensky Announces Personnel Changes, Bans Officials from Leaving the Country
Biggest corruption scandal "since the war started," haha.
Read More »UK: Government Rejects Menopause Leave Because It Might Discriminate Against Men
What's a woman?
Read More »Malta: Ex-Faggot Threatened with Prison for Talking About Rejecting Faggotry
Much tolerance.
Read More »Brazil: Congresswoman Fined for Stating Basic Facts of Biology
The future belongs to trannies, you stupid goy.
Read More »UK: 2021 First Year When Majority of Babies Born Were Bastards
This is perfectly normal.
Read More »Polish PM Says They’ll Send Tanks to Hoholistan Even If Germany Disagrees
As the old Polish saying goes, "the war must go on."
Read More »Russian Space Marine Going on Brutal Revenge Mission Against Hohol Pigs Who Killed His Boys
The West really is pure Nurgle.
Read More »France: Court Orders Small Town to Remove Virgin Mary Statue Because Muh Secularism
The people who actually live there want to keep the statue, but no one cares what they think.
Read More »Israel: Massive Gay and Anal Protests Against Net and Yoohoo
The Jews are jewing themselves.
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