Shoot the Liberals: Russian Madman Wants to Bring Back Dueling to Solve Problem

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
September 16, 2018

Honestly, if we had dueling, none of these liberal cocksuckers would be causing the problems that they are today.

These little toadies wouldn’t feel so comfortable passive-aggressively snarking their opposition to death if they knew that it would end up with them bleeding out from their wherevers.

The only reason that we ever banned dueling was that the liberals knew that they would be rightfully bludgeoned to death by the overwhelmingly stronger and righteous based patriots that constituted the vast majority of any healthy European nation.

America, in particular, had a particularly strong tradition of citizens settling things with fists and/or guns.

It, unfortunately, led to the strong lawyer culture that we have today – as a counter-measure.

So I agree wholeheartedly with the Russian’s proposition.

RT:

The head of one of Russia’s oldest liberal parties has asked President Vladimir Putin to fire National Guard commander Viktor Zolotov after he challenged a prominent anti-corruption activist to a hand-to-hand fight.

They’re talking about “Apple” – the largest concentration of lolbertardian faggots and queers East of the Berlin wall.

In her letter to the president, the chairman of the Yabloko party, Emilia Slabunova, suggested that General Zolotov’s video address, which issued a challenge to Aleksey Navalny, could be interpreted as a death threat and abuse of office as well as a violation of Russian law that forbids the instigation of hatred, strife and humiliation of other citizens.

Of course, it’s got something to do with this astro-turfed faggot. OF COURSH!!!

Slabunova said that such actions were allegedly hurting Zolotov’s reputation to the extent that the general can no longer occupy his current position as the head of the Russian National Guard, the Rosgvardiya.

God forbid a general should be personally intimately acquainted with violence. A general should just be a paper-pushing fag-enabler, nothing more.

She also stated that the challenge to Navalny threatened the very existence of civil society in Russia and could destroy the very foundation of the Russian state.

There is no gif that accurately shows how far my eyes roll up into my head anytime I hear any Russia who fancies themselves an intellectual open his/her mouth and say just about anything, on any topic, anywhere at any time.

There, that’ll have to do.

What are they even all worked up about?

On Tuesday, Zolotov, the former head of Vladimir Putin’s security service, posted an emotional video address blasting the latest allegations of prominent anti-corruption activist Aleksey Navalny as slanderous. The general went on to suggest that he and Navalny restore the ancient officers’ tradition of settling such conflicts by combat and challenged the activist to a fight – a hand-to-hand one in a boxing ring or on a tatami.

Russia is a country that must be ruled by a hyper-intelligent and loyal elite, and everyone else needs to be a peasant. Russian middle-class “intellectuals” are such trash, I don’t even have words to describe them. And I could say this about a lot of European countries as well. Even America, actually. What did all those newly-enriched peasants (boomers) do with their wealth and leisure? Wreck a country?

Perhaps Soviet-style forced poverty would have kept them out of trouble, idk. Just throwing ideas out there, nigga.

Personally, I think that people with middling IQ, in general, should be shot. A nation should be run by smart people (without debilitating mental illnesses like autism, sorry) and the ruled population should be no higher than 100 IQ. Anything higher and you enter this dangerous middle territory where you start questioning and deconstructing everything, just because.

“Muh spaghetti monster,” and all that bullshit.

Dumb people believe in God, no questions asked. Smart people understand why it is necessary to believe in God. They might even be able to will themselves into divine revelation, who knows.

Middling people – who are overwhelmingly smug, credentialist liberals – well, they should be given a fair chance to defend themselves, before getting shot or stabbed anyway.

That would be my job. I would be the Royal Duelist. Tasked with cutting down these pretentious try-hards. I would even let them clone an army of me. Just so that my hatred for these people could burn eternal, past my death – even if they should kill me.

But wait.

Perhaps my memes won’t stay dreams for long!

Russian law does not allow duels or refereed fistfights but already on Wednesday MPs from the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia proposed legislative changes to amend the situation, including a lengthy dueling code that allows fights to the death with sabres, small swords or pistols. However, the LDPR’s code is only applicable to male civil servants.

Lol. This is Zhirinovsky’s party.

Fucking based.

I’d buy a ticket to Russia, then lure my victims there with an all-expenses-paid trip, and then duel them to the death.

Make it happen, Zhirinovsky!

Make it happen.