Skinwalker Ted Cruz Brings Out Abused Family Members in Attempt to Prove He’s Human

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 14, 2016

WARNING: This video may induce VOMITING, SUICIDE and/or MURDER/SUICIDE.

The disgusting weirdo Ted Cruz – who has already been confirmed to be an alien from outer space who wears a body-sack made of living human flesh – brought his fake family (probably robots) on CNN to help him pretend to be a human being.

It was a fully cringy scene, and many members of the live studio audience began vomiting at the sight of Cruz and his abused family of possible robots. After the show, suicides of those who witnessed it on television were reported across the country, with one victim writing a note reading “I refuse to live on the same planet as Ted Cruz” before slitting his own throat with a Swiss-Army knife.