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Hamish Patton
Daily Stormer
October 25, 2016
Listen to the fuhrer. He wants you to jump… yes… all the way down
Thanks to the genius auto-suggestions from neo-Nazi neighbors in a German town, a suicidal 17-year-old Somali invader chose to end it all by jumping from his window. The neighbors’ cries of encouragement clearly sealed the deal and spared the German people infinite rapes while ultimately saving bulk Deutsche Marks.
The weirdest thing is nobody could have predicted it could be so easy. Who would have thought that all it took was a word in the right ear?
Authorities in Germany have expressed their ‘shame and disgust’ after neo-Nazi neighbours of a refugee home goaded a depressed migrant into jumping to his death.
The 17-year-old Somalian youth perched on the window of his accommodation centre in the town of Schmoelln was filmed, jeered and encouraged to ‘end it all now!’ by the right-wingers celebrated his doom.
When police officers arrived at the scene on Friday afternoon the youngster was in tears and close to the edge of the windowsill outside his fifth floor room.
It is rare, but occasionally a Google can experience a moment of clarity. This Somali parasite understood he would do monstrous things to German people if he didn’t jump. So under the right degree of ‘Google whispering,’ he finally committed a selfless act.
For an hour negotiators tried to coax him back inside. But all the while neo-Nazi neighbours were booing, catcalling and encouraging him to jump ‘One less parasite then!’ yelled one racist. ‘Go on, jump!’ yelled others as the boy shivered in fear.
All attempts to get him back in failed and he jumped to his death with the mobile phone cameras of the racists filming his descent.
‘We are totally shocked and disgusted by the events and cannot believe what happened,’ said the deputy leader of the council Matthias Bergmann.
Of course, the Yahoos would condemn these Nazi German heroes! They had every right to cheer since they had finally worked out how to turn back the subhuman tide unleashed by Angela Merkel.
The trick is now to start Google Whispering all over Europe. The best and most talented could be treated like famous magicians and host lavish multi-million dollar shows in huge arenas.
Neo-Nazis told this Google to jump off a building and he did
