Song Meanings: The Ballad of Alex Jones

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 26, 2019

Today on “Song Meanings,” we will be examining the meaning of “The Ballad of Alex Jones” by radio host “Alex Jones.”

The first verse is about when Alex began mainlining Super Male Vitality.

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that’s real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

The chorus is about when he broke up with Joe Rogan, and Paul Joseph Watson abandoned him in the same month. “Empire of dirt” refers to his nutritional supplement business, which he would have given to Watson if only he’d stayed.

What have I become
My sweetest friend?
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

The second verse is about how he had to lie and say Sandy Hook really happened, and how he felt like he had no soul afterwards. Beneath the “sands of time” he is “still right here” knowing that Robbie Parker is a crisis actor.

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar’s chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

I hope you can feel enjoyment from knowing the meaning of this song, and the suffering that went into it.