Christopher Emerson
Daily Stormer
June 26, 2016
Irrespective of where in the world he finds himself, the Negro is always true to his nature. No one had to teach the French Negro how to torch cars, it came naturally to him. But the South African Negro seems to have evolved. For he is now burning things that no Negro has burnt before.
As the sun set over Pretoria, the Negro knew it was a special day for his people.
Over the last few days, the Negroes in the capital of South Africa, Pretoria (now renamed as Tshwane), have attempted to one-up their fellow Negroes of the world by showcasing how truly talented they are.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is The Great Chimpout of 2016.
All hell is breaking loose. You probably didn’t know that, because there is a blackout in the international media.
Why burn cars when there are perfectly good buses standing around?
The Negro seems to have figured out that cars don’t have to be in the street to be burnt.
Of course the Negro can’t help but show how proficient he is in collecting gibs. After all, what would a chimpout be without some good old fashioned gibsmedat? In a truly audacious display of his ability, the Negro of South Africa has managed to gibsmedat an entire shopping mall.
Looking good girlfriend!
These efficient hunter-gatherers exploited their environment to the maximum, as over 100 stores were stripped down to the bone. Nothing was left behind. The most popular gibs were, of course, the fashion gibs and the electronic gibs, but the Negroes eventually came to realize that everything in their habitat is, in fact, gibs.
Young and old alike partook in the celebration as the gibs flowed like never before.
Of course, this has been a special year for South Africa. After properly decolonizing their institutions from the racist influences of the past, the next logical step was always going to be dealing with the white infrastructure.
Paintings by white people at Universities are not gibs. They can burn.
White people just don’t understand how much the evil memories of the past hurts the Negro. White people must realize that they are the problem because they are forcing their way of life on a people who never asked for it. But the Negro has found a solution to the White man’s ignorance – he will show him. Over the last few months over 30 schools have been burnt down in the province of Limpopo alone.
This evil white man better learn that the Negro will no longer be oppressed by his influence.
The Negro believes in Ubuntu. This means that his education must be free and everyone should be included. The Negro won’t stop until everyone in South Africa has a PhD.
The Science faculty at NWU burnt to the ground. Education should be free!
The Chief of SA broadcasting (SABC) is a man who is no stranger to gibs. His specialty is taxgibs. Just last year he managed to award himself R1M in bonus gibs for the wonderful job he’s been doing. His latest stroke of genius was to ban chimpouts from national news media in order to prevent the evil Whites from getting in the way of the Great Chimpout.
Hlaudi: “We don’t broadcast protests and violence anymore”.
It’s the great hope of the South African Negro that his Negro brothers worldwide will follow his lead in this great movement of not broadcasting chimpouts. It all just makes so much sense.
Everyone wins.
This is truly a national movement taking place.
Everyone is getting involved!
Finally! The Police aren’t held back by “white ideas” and can get some gibs themselves!
To prove their new commitment to the Great Chimpout, the Police turned a blind eye as their cars were being torched. In solidarity with their brothers they will claim new cars from the infinite supply of taxgibs.
The excitement in the air is palpable as the Negro dreams of what is yet to come. Some of them have remembered their ancient tradition of necklacing and performed a ritual dance to remind each other of that great invention of their people.
Unfortunately no evil whites were around.
The Negro still hasn’t been given credit for his invention of necklacing. Perhaps the next Black History Month we can rectify that.
For all of you in Europe and America, look at these images and know that this is your future. This is the final end of all civilizations which invite Negroes to live amongst the people as equals.