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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 2, 2015
The Daily Stormer has exclusive news on the recent Jew soap scandal which you simply will not believe.
The results of the forensic tests on the Dutch “Jew soap” are in. They are – wait for it – negative!
This soap is not made of Jew!
What are the chances? Six million Jews were made into soap by Adolf Hitler, and how many bars of soap can you make from a single Jew? 300? I’d say that’s a low-ball estimate. Meaning there were – conservatively – 1,800,000,000 bars of Jew soap produced in Hitler’s death camps/soap factories.
It is truly a monumental fluke of history that no one has ever found one of these bars of Jew soap.
The antiquities vendor who put the soap up for sale in March on Marktplaats, the Dutch version of eBay, confirmed this to our source, adding that the Dutch news station NOS had already come to his house to film footage for a segment in which they are going to announce the results.
He also said that the results will only be made public in the second or third week of May. This seems to be because May 4th is Remembrance of the Dead in the Netherlands, a special day when brow-beaten Dutch hang their heads and mourn for all of the innocent Christ-killing Jews Adolf Hitler murdered for no reason. May 5th is Liberation Day. Surely, with all this anti-Nazi sentiment raging, the mood can’t be spoiled by an announcement of yet more Jew Holo-fakery.
