The Battle of New Orleans and the Mystery of the Cuck Knight

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 8, 2017

UPDATE:

We have a confession video:

I haven’t called the phone number yet, but this seems legit:

I’d say mystery=solved.

No need for him to be a plant of any kind. He’s just an old-fashioned kike. He sure doesn’t much look like one, but neither does Harrison Ford.

Achievement unlocked, btw: internet fame achieved.

Original article follows.

Interesting happenings in NOLA yesterday.

There was a protest at the removal of Confederate monuments, which the city is presently removing, and some blacks and antifa came out to counter protest the protesters. Some people were arrested.

Here’s the basic media story.

Fox News:

New Orleans police made arrests after groups for and against the removal of Confederate-era monuments clashed at Lee Circle.

Nearly 1,300 people converged on Lee Circle for the largest protest yet. Groups against the removal gathered for hours.

Sunday afternoon more than 1,000 marchers with the anti-monument group “Take ‘em Down Nola” met and marched from Congo Square.

lol @ “Congo Square.”

Here’s the awesomest video of some TOTAL BRO screaming at black people.

David Duke made a series of tweets this morning explaining the event as he saw it.

But it seems the event was more complicated than just that.

The Mystery of the Cuck Knight

Someone who has been dubbed the “Cuck Knight” was ostensibly there on the pro-monument side, but was an anti-white and was attacking Southerners and calling them racists, allegedly screaming about his black son.

Here he is attacking Southerners and getting laid-out.

Someone called “Bicycle Guy” was also there, serving as the squire of Cuck Knight.

He yelled at a Southerner for unclear reasons. I guess just in defense of his lord, Cuck Knight.

Baked Alaska was there and interviewed Bicycle Guy. He seemed to be saying that he came to fight antifa because he loves America, but then decided to fight Southerners instead.

Baked Alaska was being accused of bringing the Cuck Knight and unleashing him, though he has denied these charges and disavowed.

However, he totally failed to rape Sloopytits McTaco (or McKebab, I can’t even tell – those some sloopy titties tho).

People are accusing Cuck Knight of being an antifa plant, but Wallace says that isn’t correct, as he was with the Alt-Lite crowd the entire time and seemed to know them.

However, in this video, he can be heard chanting “Black Lives Matter.”

He may simply be insane.

He traveled all the way from California for the event, or so he claimed.

It has also been claimed he is half Jewish. Or maybe he claimed that himself.

As far as I’m aware, at time of writing no one has ID’d him yet.

Hunter Wallace also says he heard the Oathkeepers talking about letting “hate groups” be attacked by antifa, and there is speculation that the Cuck Knight could be linked to them.

It seems clear from his costume that he was attempting to create a career out of being a professional protest attendee, in the way that Based Stickman AKA Kyle Chapman AKA Based Gookwifeman AKA Based Elliot Rodger Babyman did.

And yeah, I get that a lot of guys go with gook women because of the state of white women, and I agree we should have some degree of compassion here as it’s a sad thing, but Chapman also attacked White Nationalism.

Maybe Cuck Knight was just trying to one-up him on that game.

Btw, Based Stickman appears to be boning Brittany Pettibone, who is a white nationalist thot.

These pictures were on her Instagram and then deleted roflmao:

Wearing a man’s sweatshirt definitely says “I’m sleeping with this man.”

As It Unfolds…

We’ll keep you updated on the Cuck Knight situation. More information is bound to come out soon, and it’s going to be funny, whatever it is.

Hunter Wallace is on the case. And I’m sure a lot of others are too.

There is definitely something symbolic about an anti-racist going to defend Confederate monuments and then attacking Southerners for defending Confederate monuments. There is no way to be “pro-America” and not be a racist, there is no way to respect white “western” history without being a racist, because white history is racist.

“American civic nationalist” is an oxymoron. The Constitution was written by slave-owners and America was founded on white identity.

So, I Dunno

These events are getting weirder and weirder, that’s for certain.

And I like it.

I don’t really have any analysis on what this means, other than that we as the Alt-Right clearly need our own uniforms and clear movement that is distinguished from all of this other stuff.

We have the numbers.

We just need to organize.

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