Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 22, 2018
ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE:
LISTEN UP GUYS.
THE POWER GRID HAS ALMOST COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN, SO IT’S LIKELY YOU’RE NOT EVEN READING THIS.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS, LISTEN TO ME VERY CLOSELY.
YOU’VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THE CITIES – NOW.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THE GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWN AND ROVING GANGS OF NEGRO CANNIBALS CONTROL THE STREETS.
THEY ARE ROVING AROUND BUTT NAKED, EATING PEOPLE ALIVE.
A TYPE OF PROTOTYPE ROBOT ARMY HAS BEEN RELEASED ONTO THE STREETS AFTER THE COPS FLED, OR WERE EATEN BY THE BLACKS. HOWEVER, THE ROBOTS ARE MALFUNCTIONING, ARE FAILING TO CONTROL THE CANNIBAL AFRICANS, AND ARE INSTEAD JUST SHOOTING PEOPLE’S DOGS.
THE RUSSIANS AND POSSIBLY THE CHINESE HAVE BEGUN NUKING CITIES.
NEW YORK AND LOS ANGELES ARE BOTH GONERS.
A BIOLOGICAL AGENT OF SOME KIND HAS BEEN RELEASED, CAUSING CORPSES TO RISE UP AND ATTACK THE LIVING.
GET AS MUCH GASOLINE, CANNED FOOD AND AMMUNITION AS YOU CAN, GO AS FAR AWAY AS YOU CAN, STAY OFF THE INTERSTATE.
AND THEN: PRAY TO GOD.
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
OUR GREAT COUNTRY MUST HAVE BORDER SECURITY! pic.twitter.com/ZGcYygMf3a
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 22, 2018
M’kay.
So.
The government has “entered a partial shutdown” after the Democrats refused to give Trump $5 billion to build a wall.
The media acts as though this is the end of the world.
Literally, they’re losing their minds.
However: who actually cares?
All of my friends and family work for a living, and I don’t care if government employees starve to death.
The term “shutdown” isn’t even true. Nothing important shuts down. It’s like, NASA and the National Park Services.
I wish the whole thing would shut down, but that isn’t even close to what it is. They keep talking about how people aren’t getting their paychecks, like they’re going to starve. Who lives literally paycheck to paycheck?
Yeah.
Well.
Okay.
But this is not about people starving to death, there are no cannibals, we have not been nuked.
This is simply about Trump realizing he has to do what we want him to do, what he promised us he would do, and the Democrats attempting to stop him.
Certainly, no one cares about $5 billion dollars.
It’s the battle of the century.
And it’s the moment of truth for Trumptown.
You took us this far, Mr. President.
Finish the job.