The IDF Might be the World’s Most Moral Army, But They are Very Rude Restaurant Customers

Andrew Anglin March 22, 2025

The IDF is known as “the world’s most moral army” because they are the chosen ones and Adolf Hitler put their shoes in a big pile. However, new evidence shows that they are rude restaurant customers.

Unfortunately, this mixes into the antisemitic trope that Jews are cheap tippers. For over one million years, hateful people have spread the lie that Jews are cheap tippers. During his infamous speech to the Restaurant Association of Germany, Adolf Hitler, a debunked extremist, falsely claimed that “male Jews tip even worse than black women.” Experts warn that when people see Jews behaving badly at a restaurant, throwing bread around and pointing guns at waiters, they may believe these lies.

Bibi Netanyahu issued a rapid statement claiming that the West Bank restaurant had poor sanitary conditions and that the soup was too salty.

“Why would they serve soup so salty?” Bibi asked rhetorically, “because we are Jewish, and they hate the Jews. They are antisemites. They cut off a baby’s head and turned it to ash.”

However, rumors have spread that the raid on the restaurant was ordered by Israeli ambassador to the UK, Tzipi Hotovely, and that the soldiers were looking for a hidden stash of tasty treats.

Candace Owens claims to have evidence that Hotovely is engaged in a systematic campaign to snatch up all the treats in the West Bank. She is making a documentary film about it as we speak.

After being very rude and making a big mess, the Jew diners did not leave a tip. Hamas has filed a complaint with the United Nations, which Donald Trump has vowed to overturn.

Meanwhile, protesters took to the streets of New York, chanting “normal salt levels!”, a reference to a debunked claim that Bibi Netanyahu exaggerated the amount of salt in the soup that restaurant was serving to Jews.

Hamas also organized a protest in Tokyo in support of the restaurant and its salt levels.

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