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Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
December 8, 2017
Beating up women is as American as apple pie – and I’m glad Hollywood finally agrees.
We’re witness to some exciting developments in the groping field today on Grope News.
We’ve been having a stream of grabbing incidents, with increasingly inoffensive behaviors being deemed firing offenses. This has led to the natural question: what are the limits of MeTooism? Where does Hollywood draw the line, and decides that an accusation is so insignificant that firing a celebrity is unwarranted?
Today we get an answer – and it will SHOCK you!
If you’re an easily shocked kind of guy, I guess.
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has broken her silence on the controversy surrounding Johnny Depp’s casting in the Fantastic Beasts franchise.
Johnny Depp is returning as his usual character of Johnny Depp – this time, as a wizard.
“When Johnny Depp was cast as Grindelwald, I thought he’d be wonderful in the role. However, around the time of filming his cameo in the first movie, stories had appeared in the press that deeply concerned me and everyone most closely involved in the franchise,” Rowling wrote in a statement on her website, referencing domestic violence allegations made against Depp by his ex-wife Amber Heard. “Harry Potter fans had legitimate questions and concerns about our choice to continue with Johnny Depp in the role. As David Yates, long-time Potter director, has already said, we naturally considered the possibility of recasting. I understand why some have been confused and angry about why that didn’t happen.”
Yep. I doubt she smashed her own head. Though that’s still possible, I guess.
Rowling added that while “the huge, mutually supportive community that has grown up around Harry Potter is one of the greatest joys of my life,” she found it “difficult, frustrating and at times painful” to remain silent on the Depp issue. “However,” she added, “the agreements that have been put in place to protect the privacy of two people, both of whom have expressed a desire to get on with their lives, must be respected. Based on our understanding of the circumstances, the filmmakers and I are not only comfortable sticking with our original casting, but genuinely happy to have Johnny playing a major character in the movies.”
Rowling is the screenwriter of both the original Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and the film’s sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald. Saying she’s “loved” that experience, she added, “I accept that there will be those who are not satisfied with our choice of actor in the title role. However, conscience isn’t governable by committee. Within the fictional world and outside it, we all have to do what we believe to be the right thing.”
So the limit to MeTooism has been set. And that limit is beating up women.
Groping women will get you disgraced forever.
Asking women uncomfortable questions or making lewd comments will get you fired.
Decade-old joke tweets about a grope someone else did will ruin you.
But beating up your wife? That’s perfectly fine. Even arch-feminist Rowling will be thrilled to have you play in her movies.
You know what? I fully endorse this development in MeTooism. And it makes sense, too. Getting beat up by a rich and handsome man like Johnny Depp is obviously an experience most women would treasure deeply. It doesn’t trigger negative feelings in them to think about it – on the contrary, it only makes them like the actor more if they think he’d hand them a smack down for getting out of line.
It’s a lot different than having Al Franken sneak an assgrab, or having consensual sex with Harvey Weinstein in exchange for career advancement.
MeTooism is all about feelings. The case of Johnny Depp simply reveals what these women are really after: men who put them in their place AKA White Sharia.
