Daily Stormer The Most Censored Publication in History
Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 22, 2017
A shock poll has revealed that nearly a third of Daily Stormer readers would bang Francesca Fiorentini, a Gooktalian host of the liberal YouTube show “The Young Turks” who has been described by physical therapists as having “mutantlike stature.”
Asked whether or not they would “hit that” if given the chance to bring home the sewer-crawler at bar closing time, 29% of readers said they “hit that shit raw.” A further less perverse 10% said they would give it a rethink after she spent some time in the gym doing shoulder exercises.
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Perhaps much less shockingly, 24% of readers said they do not have sex and prefer to masturbate to pornography as they wait for the arrival of a pure blonde wheat field ARYAN PRINCESS.
15% of readers said that if they were given the chance to have sex with her, they would instead run her over with their car.
Editors at the Daily Stormer are now scrambling to create more content to cater to their core audience, which is a bunch of weird, twisted perverts.
SRSLY THO
Nah, I’m just joshing.
Honestly, I’m surprised the number of “hit its” was only a third, given that the parameters were like, “you can post on the internet this stupid TYT bitch is screwing Nazis.”
Because I think we do need to start thinking about everything, including sex, in terms of race war – sorry, has to be said. You know no one else in this movement has the balls to say something like that, but it’s simply a fact.
If we are screwing the skanks of the left, and making it known that this is happening, then that will cause serious demoralization among the enemy. Most white cucks have bought into the cuck ideology based on the premise that if they cater to women, that will somehow make women feel sorry for them and have sex with them. And yet, they still want to sleep with us. Guaranteed.
As P. J. O’Rourke wrote in “Give War a Chance”: “I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don’t let it bother me. I don’t let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.”
nb4 Bring Back the Patriarchy
All of us have the goal of recreating the society we had, where young girls are married off as virgins, and if they ever slip up and skank it up, the punishment is SHARIA-TIER.
Sadly, we’re not there yet. Probably, a lot of people are overly fixated on women and sex, and imagining that they’re going to find some perfect princess at some point. The fact is that you are not going to find any princesses, ever. I’m sorry. The best you are going to be able to do is find a skank that you can get control over. Period.
And while you’re looking for that, it isn’t a sin to have sex with random sluts. Again, that’s an uncomfortable thing to say, but it needs to be said, because guys are going crazy over this.
Yes, the casual sex culture is obviously completely degenerate, everyone knows this. I know it most of all. I am one of the world’s top knowers of that particular fact, I can promise you that.
However, the option of “no sex ever at all” is orders of magnitude worse than the “uncomfortable hook-up sex,” psychologically speaking. If you are not ever having sex at all, then you are going to develop a complex, and you are going to end up deranged. Fact.
Screwing leftist women and then publicly humiliating them and their entire belief system afterward is a great way to kill two birds with one stone.
But Who Am I to Say?
Of course, it’s easy for me to talk about such things since I am the world’s most infamous neo-Nazi, and I’ve got TOP SHELF SKANKS from spots like Norway and Denmark sending me emails begging me to allow them to come for a visit to my Nigerian compound. And I’m like “yo, maybe we can do that, but I’m gonna need you to bring me some stuff that I want, such as iPads and Bose speaker systems. And also, after copulation, you will have to sleep on the floor, as I can’t sleep in the same bed with a woman because it makes me uncomfortable.” And then they’re just like “yeah sure no problem is there anything else I can bring you?”
So I’m not exactly in the situation where I’m like, scraping the bottom of the barrel for Gooktalians. Though for the record, as per yesterday’s poll, I would take one for the team and post it on the internet.
I just want to see what would/will happen when this starts happening. Because mark my words, Nazis are going to start banging liberal-feminist skanks and then posting proof on the internet. That is an inevitability. But will the skank be exiled by the feminist community? Or will they treat her as a victim?
And on a slightly more serious note: I am turning 33-years-old in five days, and you guys in your teens and twenties just can’t imagine the way your sex drive relaxes when you pass thirty. It’s like a gigantic boulder just got dropped off of your shoulders, and you’re finally able to stand upright. And I would say that there really isn’t much excuse for a guy my age to be going around “hooking up.”
But I do remember what it’s like to be 21-years-old.
If You’re Going to be a Puritan
If you do decide to be a full-on 18th century style sexual puritan – which I understand there is a percentage of guys who can do this and still remain psychologically sound. But if you’re going to do a “sex is sacred and I would never defile myself with a woman whom I did not truly love” type thing (I have an idea that it is an extremely small number of people who think this way, but they sure are loud on internet forums – my feeling is that it is LARPers egging on other LARPers and possibly as few as zero people actually think this way) then DO NOT JACK OFF TO PORNO.
Pornography is the worst and most evil form of mind poison. In fact, I think it is worse than heroin or any other hard drug.
Going around and pretending to be a sexual puritan, while also watching porno, is not simply hypocrisy beyond the pale, it is also harming you. There is simply no potential equation where masturbating to pornography is better than any type of actual sex.
Obviously, no one knows who you are in your personal private internet time, and you can go around talking about, “oh I’m the pure one, I will not touch a skank under any circumstances, I await my pure wheat field virgin” while masturbating to kike pornography every night. But you will know, and you will feel the effects of what this is doing to your mind, body and soul.
And you, my brother, are who I am concerned about. I am not concerned about stupid skanks, and I’m not concerned about trying to pretend like we are living in a puritan society where you’re ever realistically going to meet a girl who hasn’t had 15-55 dicks before yours.
I’m trying my best to keep it real. Mainly because no one else has the balls.
I want you to be as healthy and strong as you can be. And if you do take the puritanical route, don’t do it because you feel like you have something to prove, don’t hoax it by jerking off to porn, and don’t use it as an excuse because you can’t meet women.
Meeting Women
You should easily be able to meet women, simply by being in shape and developing self-confidence. Even if your face is not great, it doesn’t really matter. Even height issues can be overcome. I am living proof of that. Btw, when I make myself out to be some kind of ladies man, I’m just playing around. I’m not. However, I have generally managed to have women around, consistently, by being healthy, confident, etc.
And actually now I am a ladies man because it really isn’t an exaggeration how fixated women are with “bad boys.” As if I needed more proof, the amount of interest that women show in my now that I’m famous for Neo-Nazi White Supremacy is the final and ultimate proof of just how absurd these creatures are.
We Need Girlfriends and Wives
Ultimately, we need a system to get guys girlfriends, to solve the entire problem completely. But this is extremely complicated. Even if everything goes according to plan, you are still almost certain to end up screwed out of everything with your children stolen from you.
So I mean, we’ve got a lot of really bad lose-lose-lose factors involved here.
But we’re going to try and make it work as best we can, I can tell you that much.
I’m going to write up my diet guide first. Then we’ll do exercise. Then I’ll give some tips on meeting women.
If you haven’t already –
JOIN A BOOK CLUB.
That will help you with all of this stuff.
Getting in shape is better together, picking up women is better together. Everything is better with bros.
Don’t worry, brothers.
We’re going to figure all of this out.
We are marching towards victory over the forces of darkness, and I promise you each will have your very own baby-making machine. That will be yours and yours alone.
Until then – don’t hesitate to use sex as a weapon to humiliate and demoralize our enemies.
Because that is the type of war we are fighting.
Hail Victory.
