Three-Quarters of Lesbians are Fat Lards, According to $3.5 Million Taxpayer-Funded Government Study

Eli Stenson
Daily Stormer
July 15, 2015

The dykes on the right are definitely a more accurate portrayal of a typical lesbian couple.
The dykes on the right are definitely a more accurate portrayal of a typical lesbian couple.

The U.S. Health and Human Services has been conducting a study to conclude why lesbians tend to be fat lards. A large disparity in obesity rates exist between straight women and lesbians and straight men and faggots. Lesbians tend to be fat lards over straight women, whereas straight men tend to be fat lards over faggots.

Though the study will ostensibly continue until June 2016, it has already cost taxpayers roughly $3.5 million. The “why” has not yet been concluded, but the study has thus far reported that three-quarters of lesbians are fat.

MRCTV:

According to the study, “It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic, with nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese, compared to half of heterosexual women. In stark contrast, among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males.”

Apparently, “these disparities are of high public-health significance,” therefore, the National Institutes of Health has been continuously funding the project.

Why do men tend to have this fantasy that the quintessential lesbian couple comprises of two very attractive women (image, left)? The Jew media? Jew pornography? It’s clearly not the case. A more realistic lesbian couple, per the study and our own intuition, comprises of two fat chicks with close-cropped hair (image, right).