Tom Looks Fine, Jeez. Or, Well, That Tom Does.

People are shit-talking Tom Cruise over plastic surgery, seen for the first time at the Super Bowl, that looks fine.

He’s 62 and he’s a movie star, he’s gonna have some work done. He didn’t go crazy with it, it looks fine.

Yeah, when you have new work done, it looks a bit “stretched,” but by the time he does the press tour for The Final Reckoning, he’ll look great like he always does, and it’s going to be the best movie ever, because literally every new Mission: Impossible movie released beats the last one to take the status of “best movie ever.”

But hey, speaking of Toms with plastic surgery, what the hell is Tom Brady even doing?

Firstly, he’s 47, secondly, he’s a sports commentator, and thirdly, is he trying to transform into a K-pop idol? Tom Cruise gets work done to clean things up a bit, keeps himself fresh looking. Brady looks like he’s actually trying to transform himself into some kind of creature.

I feel bad Brady’s wife left him and then made a big public deal about these other men she’s sleeping with; even when you’re rich and famous that can really mess with your self-esteem if you’re not stone cold like Andrew Anglin, but transforming himself into a creature is not going to make it any better.

Tom Cruise has been repeatedly left in the lurch by ditzy broads as well, and he has never had the urge to go “K-pop mode” with his plastic surgery.

It just proves again that all Toms are not created equal, and Tom Cruise was moulded from sterner stuff.