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Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
September 3, 2018
Someone’s gassing celebrities and stealing their shit.
That is, haha, well, that’s something you don’t hear about everyday to say the least.
No, you mostly hear about migrant rape gangs and pedo elites selling their countries out to the kikes. Day in and day out. Ha!
TV star Richard Hammond and his wife were gassed before they were robbed in their holiday villa in the South of France.
The host of Amazon Prime’s popular show The Grand Tour and his wife Mindy were floored by anaesthetic gas before a team of robbers stole from them and their 15 guests who were all staying together in a San Tropez villa.
Mindy, 53, revealed she woke up as a team of burglars pilfered cash and jewellery.
The Express columnist described it as a “horror story” and revealed: “I went downstairs and into the hallway. The door into the living room was shut but I heard a male voice behind the door.
Now, I know that the article doesn’t say anything about sex orgies. But these are boomers we’re talking about here. In a villa. All sleeping over together. Drunk AF.
You just know that someone’s going to try and get the orgy going in that situation.
Don’t believe me? Let’s read on.
“I thought it was another couple staying up and went back to bed.
“Actually, it was the burglars.”
She said the robbers searched the rooms of all of their 15 guests.
She added: ““That just makes my blood run cold. I could have easily walked in and it could have been unpleasant.”
The couple’s daughter, Willow, 15, realised her watch was missing the day after the raid.
Guests at the villa, who had been enjoying a 1920s themed cocktail party the night before, also found cash missing from their handbags.
The former Top Gear host, 48, slept through the horrifying ordeal.
Gas raids have been reported in the holiday region, which attracts rich and famous holiday-makers.
Costumed parties where the guests imitate the only time in all of history more decadent and degenerate than our own? The Roaring Twenties/Weimar Era?
Yeah, there was an orgy going down, I’m willing to put a lot of money on it.
Also, this whole gas raid shtick seems pretty laughable. Why use gas when you can just wait for these rich Boomers to get drunk and brownout. Or just wear an Eyes Wide Shut mask to fit right in, finger-bang some hoes on the down-low and then steal their jewels on the way out. The perfect crime.
All this is to say that the gas-people were the real MVPs here.
Clearly, they had enough of these degenerate boomers and decided to put an end to their decadent ways.
