Topless Femen Whore Steals Baby Jesus from Nativity at the Vatican

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 26, 2014

A topless FEMEN whore rushed the nativity scene in St. Peter’s Square on Christmas day. She had “God is a Woman” written across her body as she stole the infant Jesus statue and was promptly arrested by Vatican police.

It is difficult for me to even know what to say about this, as I cannot grasp what the statement being made is supposed to be.  They are against baby Jesus because of… the patriarchy?  Is that the long and short of it?

Could they not come up with something more inspired than that?

Such wacky hijinks!
Such wacky hijinks!  Srsly tho.  wtf.

It’s like this:

If there was a line of toys, where the bad guys were topless feminists, and the toy line had a Saturday morning cartoon show to help it sell the toys, this is what those feminist bad guys would do in one of the episodes.

Next week they’re going to steal a magic clitoris orb so they can power the dildo-beams of their vagina-shaped starship to destroy the Planet of Men.