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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 27, 2015
One of Barack Obama’s countryman in Kenya is offering a serious amount of livestock for Obama’s apelike daughter, and he’d be a fool not to take the deal.
Felix Kiprono said his dream is to marry 16-year-old Malia Obama – and he is ready to meet her father to discuss the matter when the president visits Kenya in July.
He is offering up 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats for the president’s eldest daughter to marry him.
Listen, Obama: you’re not going to find a better deal than this.
The young lawyer claims money has nothing to do it and his love is real, not an infatuation, and if the president agrees to his request he plans to surprise Malia with a special Kenyan tradition which involves tying a plant around her head and feeding her mursik, a Kalenjin sour milk.
He said: “I got interested in her in 2008.
“As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her.
“I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price.”
Man, Obama. He is willing to go higher.
You could end up with 75 cows and perhaps double the goats.
Few would even offer a McDonald’s patty for Malia. Do you know how many burgers you can make out of 75 cows, bro?
Mr Kiprono added: “People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real.”
The lawyer said he is drafting a letter to Mr Obama to ask Malia to accompany him on his trip to the east African country in two months time and hopes the embassy will pass his letter on after he hands it to the US Ambassador in Kenya who he has “interacted with several times”.
The Kenyan said that should Mr Obama accept his request, his engagement to the “love of his life” will be “unique with a twist”.
He added: “If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliche of popping champagne.
“Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head.
“I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my father’s land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned.”
“Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman.”
This is picturesque, is it not?
Obama would be a fool not to take the deal.
This comes after ISIS offered $40 for Michelle as a sex slave.
If Obama plays his cards right, he could set up himself up real nice by selling off these disgusting women.
