Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 30, 2016
Trolling isn’t something you do, it is something you are. And true trolls cannot help but troll wherever sort of situation they happen to find themselves in.
Can you even begin to imagine the chicks this guy is getting right now?
An EgyptAir passenger who was among the hostages held during the six-hour hijacking drama incredibly convinced the lovelorn lunatic who had seized the plane to pose for this picture amid the madness.
“I’m not sure why I did it,” Ben Innes said when it was all over.
“I just threw caution to the wind while trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity,” he told The Sun. “I figured if his bomb was real, I’d nothing to lose anyway, so took a chance to get a closer look at it.”
The 26-year-old health-and-safety (yes, safety!) auditor from Leeds, England, said the plane was on the runway in Cyprus, with hijacker Seif Eldin Mustafa still calling the shots, when “I got one of the cabin crew to translate for me and asked if I could do a selfie with him.
“He just shrugged OK, so I stood by him and smiled for the camera while a stewardess did the snap.
“It has to be the best selfie ever!”
As the crisis continued, Innes couldn’t help but brag to his buddies back home about how fearless he was.
“You know your boy doesn’t f–k about,” he said in one of a series of text messages obtained by the Daily Mail that accompanied the image of him grinning from ear to ear alongside Mustafa.
“Turn on the news lad!” he urged another one of his pals, who incredulously replied, “WTF? Is that a bomb attached to the guys chest? You OK? Let us know when you get off.”
The Troll Dawn has risen.
Now, we are everywhere.
And we are in control.
The Jews and hajis and the rest of our enemies never saw this coming – and they have no defense.
We are a generation that was told we would never be anything.
But they couldn’t stop us from being lulzy.