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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 4, 2015
The other day a troll trolled HLN, which is the same internet news station which attempted to troll David Duke earlier this week.
The troll, Jon Hendren (@fart) first begins talking about the Snowden situation and his new twitter account, then begins talking about Snowden as if he is Edward Sissorhands.
The dumb bitch interviewing him, Yasmin Vossoughian, does not miss a beat (or, mayhaps, does not beat), when Hendren says, “to cast him out, to make him invalid in society simply because he has scissors for hands—I mean, that’s strange. People didn’t get scared until he started sculpting shrubs into dinosaur shapes and whatnot.”
She continues to talk about Snowden, as if she has not heard him.
He then pushes it even further.
“Now, Snowden’s living in Russia,” the interviewer continues. “Some people say it’s hypocritical that Snowden has asylum in Russia. Russia has a lot of human rights violations.”
Hendren replies: “Casting him out is completely wrong. We’re treating him like an animal, somebody who should be quarantined and put away. Just because he was created on top of a mountain by Vincent Price, and incomplete, with scissors for hands and no heart…Edward Scissorhands is a complete hero to me.”
“But what about the choice he made to live in a country like Russia?” the woman asks, completely oblivious to what he’s just said.
“I mean, where else is he going to go? You know?” asks Hendren. “We cast him out. We got scared when he poked a hole in a waterbed with his scissor fingers, and that was unreasonable of us.”
Most men will watch this and shake their head, like, what a stupid bitch? How can she be interviewing someone and not even listening to their answers?
very proud to be one notch above "cop car with bees on it" thanks to all pic.twitter.com/ieL4QX1ETe
— jon hendren (@fart) October 1, 2015
So the funniest part of all is that uber-Jew feminist rag Jezebel endorsed the troll.
