Trolling Strategy Briefing

Zeiger
Daily Stormer
July 10, 2016

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Gather round, men. Time for the mission briefing.

There’s been quite a few major events in the past few days, and it’s normal if it’s a bit hard to process at this point. It would be easy to be confused and worried, not knowing what to do next.

  • The evil witch Hillary was let off easy by the FBI and will presumably be allowed to continue her campaign against the Trumpenfuhrer.
  • Various Blacks were killed by cops in ways which make the establishment look really bad. This is reinforcing the idea that the system is biased against minorities.
  • A wave of violence against cops is manifesting itself. This is used by our enemies to push for more gun control and to try to attack Trump for being “divisive” and fostering a climate of chaos and violence.

There’s plenty of conspiracy theories flying around suggesting that this may be orchestrated by some faction of our enemies. But that doesn’t matter.

We need to focus our trolling firepower on key targets in order  to stop the enemy’s advance and insure both the victory of the Glorious Leader, and the absolute defeat and public humiliation of the Clinton Coalition.

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This’ll be a tough mission, but it’ll also be hilarious. Or, I should say, Hillary-ous.

The enemy forces seem formidable. They are awash in Soros’s Jew money, have legions of brown terrorists itching for a chimpout, and probably have dirt on many key figures in the government and secret services.

But all hope is not lost. Our intelligence operatives have discovered a key weakness in the enemy defenses.

While the remarkable recovery from the Clinton email server scandal was meant to give the impression of invincibility, it appears that this was only a mirage to hide the enemy’s critical weakness.

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The enemy’s battle-station is fully operational. But if we direct enough firepower onto Hillary, it should trigger a chain reaction that’ll destroy it.

The classified emails scandal, while worthy of treason charges by itself, can easily be spun as incompetence, carelessness or light corruption. But the Clinton’s crimes are far, far worse. And they are linked to one thing: the Clinton Foundation.

Many /pol/acks died to bring us this information.

The Clinton Foundation, which masquerades as a charity, is in fact a massive criminal network employed in money laundering and corruption, at the very least.

Some information sources have strongly hinted that it may also be implicated in human trafficking, child sex rings, the selling of US state secrets to hostile agents, and more.

And because the stupid bitch Hillary was in charge of it, it was run with crap-tier security and similarly deficient operational secrecy. As a result, the evidence has now spread to many corners of the dark web.

This is the critical weakness in the belly of the enemy forces.

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If this is exposed, our enemies will go BOOM!

And thus, soldiers, this is your mission.

The Main Attack Force will focus on spreading the idea that the Clinton Foundation is a horribly criminal organization, and is being hidden and protected by the government. At the very least, this must become a widely heard rumor. Your targets will be social media as well as popular comments sections.

The Meme Support Squadron will craft funny meme images, videos and phrases to provide the main attack force with progressively better weapons to assault the enemy.

The Special Forces Squadron will be tasked with the delicate mission of recovering the relevant data, which is known to be circulating somewhere in these tubes. Any other information exposing dirt on the Clinton Foundation will also be recovered if come across. This data will be used to craft our ultimate weapon, which will be decisive in ending the war.

Godspeed.

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