Trump Appoints Fine Piece of Ass to Uncover Mysteries of JFK and Epstein

Never send a man to do a job you can send a fine little number to do instead.

Post Millennial:

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL) will lead a task force to declassify the Epstein client list, the files associated with JFK’s assassination, as well as other federally classified materials.

According to Fox News, Luna will focus on the aforementioned files along with materials on the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr, 9/11, the origins of COVID-19, UFOs, and more. House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer appointed Luna to lead the task force.

Comer told the outlet, “For too long, the federal government has kept information of public interest classified and the American people are demanding greater transparency. This secrecy has sowed distrust in our institutions.” He added that the task force will “build on the Trump Administration’s efforts to declassify records of national importance and ensure Americans get the answers they deserve.”

“Representative Luna is committed to shining a light on the truth and ending the era of secrecy,” Comer continued. “It’s time to let the sunlight in and finally provide answers the American public has long demanded.”

Frankly, I probably would have appointed a man.

But okay.