Trump on Cruz Naming Imaginary Running Mate: “It’s a Waste of Time”

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 28, 2016

Appearing on a Fox News town hall last night with Gretta Van Susteren, GOP frontrunner Donald Trump called Ted Cruz’ announcement that he’d picked the famous plastic surgery disaster Carly Fiorina as his running mate a “waste of time.”

The Cruz announcement has been called “desperate” and “bizarre” by various Nazis on the internet, while the mainstream media has responded with enthusiasm, though it is not clear if they’re being sarcastic. Whatever the case, it’s been the top story on Google news for at least 12 hours, leading the confused and stupid to believe it is somehow important.

The people themselves responded with anger at the announcement, with one rustled American man, Timmy Johnson, saying “it rustled the hell out of these jimmies, lemme tell ya. Carly Fiorina is straight out of a nightmare I had about the reanimated corpse of my dead mother climbing through my window at night to beat me with a switch for masturbating. Ted Cruz is naggy and condescending enough without having to bring in a beanbag-faced feminist to up the ante.” Johnson added, “I’m angry and I’m sure a lot of other people are too that we are now being forced to see this woman’s sick face on the TV and the internet again. Making voters angry at him seems to be a key part of the Cruz stratagem.”

Here’s the full Trump town hall.