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Benjamin Garland
Daily Stormer
January 27, 2016
In his latest stroke of genius, Donald Trump has decided to opt out of Fox’s upcoming Republican debate.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 27, 2016
This came following Fox’s refusal to exclude Megyn Kelly, who as we know spent the entire first debate attacking Trump in a vain attempt at stumping the one man who is physically incapable of being stumped.
Fox News Chairman and CEO issued a statement tonight, which Kelly read on the air: “Megyn Kelly is an excellent journalist and the entire network stands behind her. She will absolutely be on the stage Thursday night.”
Then, reporting from Des Moines, IA, Fox News’ chief political correspondent Carl Cameron said, “It is unprecedented for a front-running candidate in either party to suggest they’ll be a no-show at a debate four days before the first-in-the-nation caucuses. It’s something that no one could have imagined prior to Donald Trump’s candidacy.”
It’s unclear why Kelly would even want to again subject herself to public humiliation at the hands of our Leader, but it is likely, some experts have suggested, that she may have some form of a masochistic, psycho-sexual obsession with the future President.
In fact, it’s possible that the entire decision making staff at Fox are masochists, as they countered his threats of boycotting the event with a statement mocking and taunting him like little schoolchildren, attempting to play games with the Alpha King:
Fox News not only took the bait, it ran with it. “We learned from a secret back channel that the Ayatollah and Putin both intend to treat Donald Trump unfairly when they meet with him if he becomes president,” a network spokesman said regarding the social media “poll.” “A nefarious source tells us that Trump has his own secret plan to replace the Cabinet with his Twitter followers to see if he should even go to those meetings.”
Are you kidding me Fox?
Trump responds:
“I’m going to have something else in Iowa,” Trump said at the earlier news conference. “We’ll do something where we raise money for the veterans and the wounded warriors. We’re going to do something simultaneously with the debate. But most likely I’m not going to do the debate.”
He added: “Now let’s see how many people watch. … I was all set to do the debate. I came here [to Iowa] to do the debate. When [Fox News] sent out the wiseguy press releases a little while ago, done by some PR person — along with Roger Ailes — I said, ‘Bye-bye.’”
Trump was on Fox News’ Special Report With Bret Baier ths afternoon, and the hostended a 10-minute interview by asking, “Mr. Trump, we’ll see you Thursday night, right?” To which the candidate replied with a stern face: “We’ll be talking — let’s see. Frankly, I didn’t like the press releases that Fox put out. It’s like they’re playing games. I don’t like it when people play games with me, and they’re playing games.” Baier then said, “Well, we’ll all be there, and we’ll have a podium for you.” Trump shot back before Baier had finished, saying: “All right, you’ll be there. I’m sure you’ll be there.”
One has to wonder if Trump had this planned from the beginning since there was no way that Fox could’ve caved in and not included Megyn Kelly – it would have made them look bad. But now they look bad anyway. The game was rigged again: heads they lose, tails Trump wins. The man is a genius.
Now not only does he get to most likely chalk up a few more percentage points in the polls for what he’s doing for our wounded warriors, he gets to make Fox look stupid and then mock them later for the terrible ratings the debate is inevitably going to receive with him absent.
Why the hell would anybody want to watch this circle-jerk of Jew-loving cucks if The Donald isn’t there? I know I sure don’t. Instead, I will make a donation to Wounded Warriors.
