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Well, this is rather alarming news.
It turns out that the United Kingdom isn’t a safe haven from Moslem terrorists at all. On the contrary, the country appears to be infested with them.
Government sources have confessed that there are at least 23,000 jihadists in Britain – more than seven times higher than previously revealed.
Until recently, the public had been led to believe there were around 3,000 known jihadists in Britain, with 500 being subject to active investigations led by MI5. Whitehall officials have now disclosed that a further 20,000 individuals have been identified as posing a “residual risk”, according to The Times.
There are 69 cities in the UK. If there are 23,000 Jihadists in the country, then that means each city has an average of 333 of them – significantly more than the 43 previously assumed.
Wow, just wow.
I mean, I can tolerate having 43 or so Supermoslems per city. To me, that strikes a nice balance between “functioning White city” and “occasional act of surprise enrichment.” The sort of equilibrium that keeps people on their toes and makes modern life more exciting.
But 333? I’m starting to think that the UK government isn’t as White Supremacist as it claims to be.
Was Theresa May lying to the public when she said, “there’s no room in British society for sand niggers. I got into an elevator with one once and I almost passed out from the stench”?
Anthony Glees, the Centre for Security and Intelligence Studies director who recently estimated the number of jihadists in Britain at “between 6,000 and 10,000”, described the Whitehall revelations as “horrifying”.
How does the UK government even distinguish between a regular Kebab and an explosive Kebab? What advanced metrics are used to decide which of them actually follows the Qu’ran, or merely reads it?
Do White people like Anthony Glees even learn Arabic for their jobs? If not, isn’t it worrying that they have to rely upon literal Moslem interpreters?
An MI5 intelligence officer after learning that the upcoming Manchester attack is “ready for liftoff.”
“To have 23,000 potential killers in our midst is horrifying. We should double the size of MI5, as we did in World War Two, and expand the number of intelligence-led police by thousands,” he said.
Yep, doubling MI5 seems like the best thing to do. The borders of island nations are notoriously difficult to shut down, after all.
Moreover, as certain YouTubers have noted, if an Arabian Englishman doesn’t detonate a nail bomb in a stadium full of people, then a White Englishman will do it instead. It’s simply part of the cosmic plan for Europe, in accord with the will of the One Infinite Creator.
Colonel Richard Kemp, a former member of the COBRA committee and Joint Intelligence Committee, as well as commander of British forces in Helmand, Afghanistan, has also called for robust action, saying that all foreign nationals on the terror watch list who cannot be prosecuted should be deported or interned.
“Every single person who we have intelligence upon, who is known to be involved in terrorism, who is not a UK citizen, and who we cannot prosecute in the courts, we get rid of out this country. We deport them; we send them back to where they came from,” he said.
We do not allow them to roam free on our streets and murder, and maim, and disfigure our children in the way they did in Manchester recently.”
Well said, Colonel Kemp. One of the best things about the Manchester attack is that it was prevented from happening, in good part because the government doesn’t allow Moslem terrorists to roam the streets. Or something.
Seriously, I’m supposed to be a satirist here. These people are making my job very difficult to do.
Do they know that they’re making our careers obsolete?
Do they even care?
Remember a time when websites like this were actually funny, mostly because they were clearly satirical when compared to newspapers?
