Keep your eyes peeled, Bongs – two randy Chinamen are on the loose.
Devout Confucians, too, judging from the descriptions of their beards.
Police are hunting two men involved in the rape of a woman who had just got out of a taxi.
The victim left the taxi at Cheltenham Gardens in Halifax between 1.25am and 1.50am on Saturday December 15.
She was approached by two males.
One of them raped her while the other stood nearby.
The first suspect is described as Asian, around 5ft 10 to 6ft, with a stubbly beard. He was wearing blue jeans and a beanie hat, possibly red with a white trim.
The second male is also described as Asian, in his late 20s, around 5ft 8 to 5ft 10 with a black beard.
Detective Inspector Gary Stephenson, of Calderdale CID, said: “We have been carrying out extensive enquiries into this incident and are now appealing for anyone with information to get in contact with officers.