UK: Kids Getting Fatter and Shorter, Widespread “Significant Decline in Health” to Cause National Crisis

My son is a stubby little fatty
Sense of dread when he calls me “daddy”
Wished I’d produced a superior specimen
But I got microplastics in my semen

My son is a smarmy fatass
Global warming gonna give him deadly swamp ass
That’s why we need more windmills
If you’re chubby and stubby, swamp ass kills

My fat son is mentally retarded, we put him on pills
They said he can’t use a blender or electric drills
He was sexually molested by the tranny at the library
Now he’s gay too, a fat little fairy

My fat little son is out sucking some guy’s dick
Climate change tornadoes can’t lift him, he’s too damn thick
But the hurricanes are coming and he’s too fat to swim
We need more windmills, my fat gay retarded son, we gotta protect him

We gotta change the weather, turn the whole world to ice
So my fat gay retard can live a safe, happy life
My stubby chubby fruit of my loins watching gay porn on his school computer
It’s like Greta says man, we gotta fight for a future
Where short fat gay retards won’t have to worry
But these capitalists man, they only care about money

We need more windmills, line the hills with solar panel
These capitalists want a world where it’s so hot you can’t even do anal
My retarded son is innocent, just wants a dick up his ass
See a climate change tornado coming, I just hope it will pass
We need more vaccines, we need to trust the science
Climate in crisis, we need total compliance
Science deniers, racists, QAnon conspiracy theorists
You ask me, all I see are a bunch of terrorists
You think art’s more important than a climate disaster?
I should smear you with peanut butter, you capitalist bastard
We gotta stop the Chinese, we gotta save the Ukraine
But I see these capitalists, it’s like the world’s gone insane
So I do what I can, glue my face to the pavement
We only got one planet, we gotta work to save it

The Guardian:

Children across the UK are getting shorter, fatter and sicker amid an epidemic of poor diets, food insecurity and poverty, according to a report warning that millions are facing a “timebomb” of avoidable health conditions.

The average height of five-year-olds is falling, obesity levels have increased by almost a third and the number of young people being diagnosed with type 2 diabetes has risen by more than a fifth, the report by the Food Foundation said.

Aggressive marketing of cheap ultra-processed food, diets lacking essential nutrition and high levels of poverty and deprivation are driving the “significant decline” in children’s health, researchers found.

Failure to reverse the alarming trajectory will result in a generation burdened throughout their lives by diet-related illnesses and the mental health impact of living with disease – followed by an early death, the report concluded.

Health experts, politicians and food campaigners warned that without immediate action to reverse the damage, the crisis would overwhelm the NHS and weaken the economy for decades with much of the population too sick to work.



“The decline in children’s health shown clearly in this report is a shocking and deeply sad result of the failures of the food system in the UK,” said Henry Dimbleby, the former government food tsar and author of the National Food Strategy.

“We need the next government to take decisive action to make healthy and sustainable food affordable, stem the constant flow of junk food and to realise that investing in children’s health is an investment in the future of the country.”

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