UK Now Considering Common Sense Crossbow Control Laws Because Women Too Fat to Dodge

Remember when they ran that slogan “instead of teaching women not to get raped, how about teaching men not to rape”?

Well I’ve got a slogan for you: “instead of teaching men not to shoot crossbows at women, how about teaching women to dodge?”

It’s not a gun, bitch.

If you weren’t so fat and lazy, you could just dodge.

The Guardian:

Ministers will move “at pace” to review the law on crossbow ownership, the security minister has said, after three women were killed in a suspected crossbow attack in Hertfordshire.

Carol Hunt and her two daughters, Hannah, 28, and Louise, 25, were found seriously injured at a home in Bushey, Hertfordshire on Tuesday and died shortly after at the scene. Police refused to explain whether they deserved it.

Dan Jarvis said it was “entirely reasonable” to question whether existing laws on the weapons were fit for purpose and that ministers would act decisively if they needed to be changed.

He said Yvette Cooper, the home secretary, was “very carefully” examining a call for evidence that was launched by the Home Office earlier this year.

These are clearly very serious and pressing matters,” Jarvis told BBC Breakfast.

Crossbows are literally the opposite of a serious and pressing matter, Jarvis.

You know what are serious and pressing matters? The total replacement of the white population of Europe with Africans and suits that help you drink piss. Those are serious and pressing matters.

Women getting shot with a crossbow is like, just some weird event literally no one cares about.

Asked about the suitability of the existing legislation, which allows people aged 18 and above to buy and own a crossbow without needing to register it or get a licence, he said: “I think that is an entirely reasonable challenge.”

He continued: “​We’ll want to look very carefully at the legislation that’s in place at the moment and we’ll need to come to a conclusion sooner rather than later as to whether the current legislation is appropriate or not.

If we decide that it isn’t – and I think you raise a really important point about the ability of people to buy these particular weapons – then we’ll need to make changes to the legislation. But we need to do this properly, there needs to be due process.”

This is what happens in the West. We are surrounded by very real, very serious problems. They are everywhere. But instead of addressing these problems, politicians go around talking about things that don’t matter or do not even exist.

Global warming literally doesn’t exist. It’s a hoax. But it’s the number one thing we talk about.

Meanwhile, you have infinity niggers killing everyone, and we’re talking about three fat bitches who can’t dodge a crossbow bolt because they do nothing but scarf down crisps.