UK: Rapes in London Have Increased by 20% and the Police are BAFFLED!

In his preface to Welcome to the Universe: An Astrophysical Tour, celebrated negro astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson famously wrote: “Life be real and all that, but no man be understanding that shit.”

And I’m inclined to agree with him. The longer I live on this planet, the less it all makes sense to me.

Who are we? Where did we come from?

Why did Adolf Hitler exterminate 6 million Jews in fake shower rooms?

Truly, the only thing bigger than the universe itself is the number of mysteries it contains.

And it looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands here, folks. Instances of rape are soaring across London, and no one – not even Sadiq Khan, the city’s Anglo-Saxon mayor – knows who or what is causing it!

Breitbart:

Rapes are soaring in Britain’s multicultural capital under Labour Mayor Sadiq Khan — but police claim they have no idea what could be behind the increase.

7,613 rapes were recorded in Sadiq Khan’s London in the 12 months to the end of January 2018, compared with 6,392 over the previous year — a rise of almost 20 per cent, the Evening Standard reports.

Some have attempted to attribute the rise to victims being more confident in coming forward, but Khan’s Deputy Mayor for Policing and Crime, Sophie Linden, has admitted that the figures could point to a legitimate “increase in actual sexual violence and rape offending”.

Deputy Commissioner for the Metropolitan Police force Sir Craig Mackey, too, has confessed that “there is something going on with sexual offending in London” — but claimed to be none the wiser when asked at the London Assembly if he could explain what was behind the rise.

Sir Craig’s failure to consider the negative impact on social and inter-community cohesion on London after decades of mass migration and state-sponsored multiculturalism — cheered on by Mayor Khan and his political fellow-travellers — echoes the comments of his superior, Cressida Dick, on the arrival of grooming gangs in the capital.

“I don’t think this was a phenomenon invented in the last few years – it really wasn’t – it has been part of our society for probably centuries and centuries and centuries,” she insisted.

Don’t let her surname fool you; Cressida Dick is actually a lesbian.

At first, I was open to Ms. Dick’s claim that surprise sex has always been part and parcel of British society. But then I realized something: if that were true, why did it never happen?

So it can’t be Nigel and Trevor doing these rapes. It must be someone else.

And after reading the Daily Mail for 15 minutes, I think I know who that “someone” is.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Eternal Pole.

C’mon Bongs, don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. You see them all the time: squatting in circles in local parks, chatting in that weird language that contains too many Zs, shouting “KURWA” at British women with black boyfriends… they’re a disgrace to Europe.

I’m telling you: they’re the ones doing it. They’re literally grooming Moslem schoolgirls with free cans of Tyskie. It makes me sick.

I encourage all British readers to join their local nationalist groups so that they can help purge their land of the Polish menace. How can the UK’s Pakistani and Somali populations live in peace when their own women are being threatened by a hostile people with a hostile culture?