Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
March 6, 2018
The next time someone tries to quote “science” at you to justify their liberal bullshit, just remember that science has become politicized and pozzed.
In other words, science is WRONG…sometimes.
Meghan Markle is the most attractive female royal according to science, a Harley Street doctor has revealed.
The bride-to-be came the closest to scoring 100 per cent based on the ‘golden ratio’, which is said to reveal ‘perfect’ physical beauty.
Das right.
All of a sudden objective standards of beauty exist when it’s time to prove that some half-mudblood is actually the most beautiful woman in the royal family according to Da Vincian standards or something.
First place: Meghan Markle with 87.4 per cent. Dr Julian De Silva said: ‘Meghan has an almost perfectly shaped nose with a 98.5 per cent score, her eye position is exactly right and she has a gorgeous V-shaped or heart-shaped chin which is the shape women most covet’
Second place: Duchess of Cambridge with 86.8 per cent. Dr Julian De Silva said: ‘Kate stands out stands out for having a perfect gap between her nose and lips and very strong eye spacing. She was marked down for having a weaker chin and jawline than Meghan. She is a striking woman and her scores mark her out as one of the most beautiful women in the world’.
Meghan Markle is objectively less beautiful than Kate Middleton, even after all the surgery to whiten her up.
Kate’s jawline is not the problem. It’s her Whiteness.
She was always a cutie.
You know someone is objectively BUTT-UGLY when you need a team of scientists to draw a Vitruvian on their face to prove scientifically that they’re not.
Don’t believe your lying eyes, goyim – she’s actually a beautiful kween that’s more pretty than this obviously hot White girl.
This is Ugandan Knuckles-tier.
This is a literal KANGZ meme come to life.
They should put Markle into a leopard print leotard already, play some bongo drums and just go all the way with this African Queen thing they are pushing.
It would be less disingenuous at least.