Ultimate Freedom: Homosexuals Finally Allowed to Molest Pubescent Boys in the Woods

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 27, 2015

Young boys of the Scouts will receive their GRIDS badge after waking up with a hangover and a sore anus.
Young boys of the Scouts will receive their GRIDS badge after waking up with a hangover and a sore anus.

It has been a long time coming, but it looks like the Boy Scouts are finally ready to stop the hatred, and allow grown homosexual men to go on trips with pubescent boys into the woods, where they will use drugs and other forms of coercion to obtain sex or sexual favors from the boys.

It is shocking to me that it took so many years for adult homosexuals to gain the right to systematically obtain sex from boys in the woods using an American institution.

It was like we were living under Adolf Hitler. But finally, they have freedom.

Reuters:

The Boy Scouts of America is expected to end its ban on gay adult leaders on Monday, dismantling a policy that has deeply divided the membership of the 105-year-old Texas-based organization.

The Boy Scouts National Executive Board will consider a resolution that was unanimously approved by the organization’s executive committee on July 13. The organization is urging an end to the ban because of “sea change in the law with respect to gay rights.”

In May, the Boy Scouts’ president, former U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates, called the ban “unsustainable” and said it needed to change.

The Irving, Texas-based organization lifted its ban on gay youth in 2013, but had continued to prohibit the participation of openly gay adults.

The selection of Gates as president of the organization last year was seen as an opportunity to revisit the policy since he helped end the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy that barred openly gay people from serving in the U.S. military.

This Gates guy just goes around making traditional American institutions gay.

What organization will he run next?

(I’m trying to think of a joke here about a potential organization Gates could join and make gay, but making the Boy Scouts gay is about as extreme as it can possibly get, so there really isn’t any joke left to make).

We are deep in weird territory here, people.

And it can get weirder still.

Watch your six.