Valerie Plame Launches $1 Billion GoFundMe to Buy Twitter So She can Ban Donald Trump

Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
August 22, 2017

It really sucks that this nutty woman Valerie Plame is back in the news. Did we just time travel back to the early 2000s? If so, hit me up on MySpace, it’s a cool new site that lets you post stuff on the tubes.

Remember Valerie Plame? [No… -AA]

She’s back in the news.

She has launched a $1 billion GoFundMe to buy Twitter for perhaps the dumbest reason imaginable.

Sputnik:

Valerie Plame Wilson, the former deep-cover CIA agent who became the center of a major scandal in 2003 when higher-ups in the Bush administration outed her, has started a GoFundMe to buy a controlling share of Twitter – so she can ban US President Donald Trump from it.

“Donald Trump has done a lot of horrible things on Twitter,” reads Wilson’s plea for 1 billion dollars. “From emboldening white supremacists to promoting violence against journalists, his tweets damage the country and put people in harm’s way. But threatening actual nuclear war with North Korea takes it to a dangerous new level.”

So she’s doing this because she fears that Trump’s use of Twitter might lead to all sorts of disasters including a nuclear war with North Korea. Trump is also a racist and racists can’t have access to Twitter according to this crazy woman. She seems to think that the only people who should be allowed on Twitter are Jews, feminists and social justice warrior faggots. A logical position but definitely one I have issue with.

What’s amazing is that there are people actually donating to this ridiculous campaign even though there is no chance in hell that $1 billion will be raised. It is the latest in the long line of many retarded public relations stunts by our political enemies.

Maybe we should launch a GoFundMe to buy Facebook so Mark Zuckerberg can’t have a Facebook account. I would argue that Zuckerberg and his terrible Jew operation represent one of the greatest threats to human freedom. Or wait, we can’t start a GoFundMe because we’ve been banned from using it. GoFundMe is also a Jew run operation.

This is just craziness. Why do these people even exist?