Vicious Demon-Possessed Zoomer Commandeers Ambulance and Mangles Innocent Motorist

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
August 29, 2018

We gotta do something about the mutant, autistic Zoomer horde.

Because, and I do not exaggerate at all here, an age of literal demons will soon be upon us.

Hormone-pumped, dick-mutilated, Fortnight-playing, and backpack-wearing little hellspawn will roam the streets waaaay past their bedtimes. Loaded up on a lethal high-fructose corn syrup and crack cocaine krokodil-like prescription medication from the friendly family psychiatrist, Dr. Greenbaumstein, of course.

Seriously, what happens when these Zoomers grow up?

The casualty count is already so high.

RT:

Rhode Island police are investigating how a special needs child seized an ambulance resulting in a horrific smash with a motorcyclist. The juvenile drove the vehicle after being brought to a local fire station to calm down.

Smart. A plot to get inside the fire station. Fake a sperg-out.

https://www.facebook.com/Coventry.PD.RI/videos/473658453150666/

Clever little demon-child.

The shocking incident unfolded after a mother and her son, who suffers from ADHD and autism, were transported by police to Central Coventry Fire Station after the boy became “unsettled”.

More like, “possessed.”

According to local police, the boy had agreed to be medically evaluated at the facility and was met by fire personnel. However, upon arrival the unidentified juvenile ran into a nearby garage bay and entered a parked ambulance.

The boy then locked the driver’s door and placed the vehicle in drive, sending the ambulance hurtling onto a nearby road. In an attempt to stop the ambulance, firefighter Scott Brown tried in vein to jump in through the passenger door but he was thrown onto the road.

CCTV footage shows the ambulance strike an unoccupied police car and causing a collision with a passing motorcyclist. Footage of the accident was also caught by the helmet cam worn by the motorcyclist at the time.

I knew there was a problem with zoomers the minute I saw backpack kid’s dance.

That ain’t natural.

This generation is going to be full of mutant demons psycho killer kids with bizarre dance moves.

Do you know how hard it is to control a retard’s sperg-out?

They thrash around with demonic fervor until they tire themselves out and leave a row of painful red bite marks on your forearm.

But now, they’re getting smarter and more crafty. They use their sperg-outs to get inside high-priority target facilities and steal vehicles/weapons. Don’t believe me? Reread the article above.

I pray to god that we can convert as many to join the ranks of Generation Zyklon as we can.

Otherwise, we’re looking at a full Doom scenario here, lads.