Savage South African Preacher Makes His Congregation Eat Grass and Drink Petrol

Daily Stormer
October 19, 2014

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Dis her petrol as pineapple juiz cuz o’ gots magigil pohhas an’ sheeit upindis muffuggen churg.

Some vile Black savage preacher in South Africa named Lesego Daniel is apparently making his congregation of Black followers eat grass and drink petrol, the Daily Mail reports.  He told his congregation that eating grass would get them “closer to God,” and that he had the ability to turn petrol into pineapple juice.  This weird ape seems to be like a Black South African version of Jim Jones.

Wait... maybe he actually did this miracle.  How did people not start vomiting?
Wait… maybe he actually did this miracle. How did people not start vomiting?

Pastor Lesego Daniel of the Rabboni Centre Ministry poured gasoline into a bucket and dropped a match in to show the escstatic Negroes it was real, then explaining that the magic powers God had given him allowed him to turn it into pineapple juice, he had them line up to take a drink.

He also sent them out into the yard to eat grass, which is in fact a traditional African behavior.

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Ah eat grass ta become one wif God.  Murrfeggen sheet be tases lyk waddermilon.
Fun times in Africa!
Fun times in Africa!
Nothing Blacker than a Black man in a suit drinking a glass of gasoline!
Nothing Blacker than a Black man in a suit drinking a glass of gasoline!

Daily Slave contributed to this report.