Water is Flowing on Mars!

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 29, 2015

This is very exciting.

NBC:

A new study provides the “strongest evidence yet” that salty liquid water sometimes flows on modern-day Mars, researchers said on Monday in a discovery that holds implications for future expeditions to the Red Planet.

“Our quest on Mars has been to ‘follow the water’ in our search for life in the universe, and now we have convincing science that validates what we’ve long suspected,” said John Grunsfeld, associate administrator at NASA’s Science Mission Directorate in Washington, D.C. “This is a significant development, as it appears to confirm that water — albeit briny — is flowing today on the surface of Mars.”

“The discovery we’re going to talk about today really is most exciting because it suggests that it would be possible for there to be life today on Mars,” Grunsfeld said.

I am confident that the head of NASA will lead us in the correct direction toward colonization.

President Obama really picked a winner in this Charles Bolden guy.

For those who don’t know, “NASA” is an acronym for “Negro Administration of Shakin dat Ass.”

It is unclear why they were chosen to lead the space program, but I think it is related to correcting racism or something.

Here is the official announcement from Charles Bolden – the actual real life head of NASA, as you can see on their own official website, this is not one of the Daily Stormer’s famous stupid jokes – regarding the discovery:

Nah, Ah be known a lotta yall muffugguhs is be all like ‘muffugguh ah be up on dat muffuggen Mers, be like, what in fugggggg dawg, how I gonna get dat purple drank?’ And yall muffeggehs has da gud point. Niggas be needs dat purple drank, an if der aint no water, aint no muffuggen purple drank. Well, bitches, gots some good muffuggen news fer yall niggas: we be has da water upin dis muffugguh.

But let’s give the guy some credit.

Centcom, headed by another Affirmative Action hire –

– has yet to discover water in Syria.