Weekly Teacher-Teen Sex Round-Up: Issue #1

We publish too many stories about teachers having sex with their students, so I’ve decided to switch to a weekly round-up.

I might also move to bring back the “race war” black-on-white crime section with something like this.

It probably needs a name change. I’m not sure if numbered volumes is the best way to do this.

We’ll probably post it on Fridays, or maybe keep it on Saturdays.

Anyway, let’s get into that hot, wet teacher-student sex.

Our first hottie is 33 and did the deed with two boys, ages 12 and 13.

TMJ4:

The Silver Lake and Salem School District held a meeting on Tuesday to talk about policy changes. As parents of Riverview Elementary School student spoke with the superintendent for a change in policies between staff and student relationships.

This move comes after Anna Crocker, a former teacher aide at Riverview Elementary School, was arrested for sexually assaulting a former and current student.

Anna Crocker

Now, Superintendent Kim Taylor is working to add stricter language to their school policies.

“We are taking into consideration some policies, additional language in our policies, that are already really strong,” Taylor said. “But perhaps give people a little bit more insight into some of the boundaries that can be put in place.”

After hearing the parents concerns, Superintendent Taylor will be recommending changes to their staff and student relationship policy.

Yes, change the policies. Because there was no policy against this previously.

Okay.

The next bitch is 45, and was apparently involved with a former student. But was still arrested, even though he wasn’t her student anymore. No age for the boy. This says “middle school,” but he’d apparently graduated to high school by the time the hot sex occurred.

New York Post:

A Texas teacher was arrested Monday after she allegedly had an “inappropriate relationship” with a former student of hers over the summer, authorities said.

Carroll Middle School educator Angela Barnes, 45, allegedly carried out the disturbing affair with the teen boy off campus between June and July of this year, Keller Public Safety and school officials said.

Angela Barnes

Authorities launched a probe in late September and determined Barnes was having an alleged sexual relationship with the minor, according to police.

She was charged with sexual assault of a child and improper relationship between educator and student, and booked in Keller Regional Jail.

A mug shot released by jail officials shows the teacher awkwardly flashing a smile as she was booked on the sex crime charges.

I respect smiles in mug shots. You can’t not respect it.

Next up, Texas again, a teacher who seduced 12 boys with vapes.

The only way they could get vapes is by fucking their teacher.

Also, she’s pregnant, though apparently doesn’t know which vaper is the father.

Toronto Sun:

A Texas teacher told cops she was pregnant after being busted for allegedly having sex with 12 boys she’s accused of “luring” with vapes.

Cops say former high school science teacher Jaden Charles gave them the bundle of joy news when they arrested her last March.

Jaden Charles

She’s charged with two counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child and two counts of grooming. Her bond has been set at $400,000.

Local media reports say the alleged teaching temptress was ratted out by her appalled mother.

We’re just going to throw tweets in here too, I guess. I guess we’re not doing snippets on all of them, because that would overwork the research staff, so we’re going to insert tweets instead for some of the stories.

There is one at the top. And one right here.

I think it would probably be better to either do all tweets or all snippets, so we had some kind of uniformity to the article, but this is compiled by research staff, and I have very little control over their behaviors.

Managing a staff is a bit like playing The Sims. You try to get them to do things and they will just keep using the espresso machine until it breaks and then walk around the yard laying on the ground or crying.