What is Even Going on With Bill Gates and His Poop Jars?

Octavio Rivera
Daily Stormer
November 7, 2018

Bill Gates has recently begun carrying jars of poop around with him on speaking engagements.

He makes no effort to hide it – in fact, he displays the poop jars prominently, and wants other people to associate his image with poop.

He likes shit so much that some time ago he spent millions of dollars so engineers could figure out a way for him to safely drink poop water.

He went as far as tricking other people into drinking poop water.

He clearly gets off on this.

He recorded himself drinking poop water before too. He even uploaded it to his own Youtube channel.

Now his obsession has made him carry a jar of shit around with him wherever he goes while spending ridiculous amounts of money on shit-research.

CBS News:

Placing a jar of feces on a pedestal next to him, billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates made a plea Tuesday for the safe disposal of human waste as he kicked off a “Reinvented Toilet” Expo in China.

By the way, this is not the first time he’s been sighted carrying around jars to his speeches.

This is the face he makes when he sees someone poop:

You might guess what’s in this beaker — and you’d be right. Human feces,” the former CEO of software giant Microsoft said. “This small amount of feces could contain as many as 200 trillion rotavirus cells, 20 billion Shigella bacteria, and 100,000 parasitic worm eggs.”

I used to think that Windows was a shitty spyware OS by mistake, but now it’s clear that when it freezes up to update itself or send off your telemetry data, it’s just part of Bill’s plan to make everything shittier. This is the same reason he sends food and medicine to Africa – so it can become radically dependent on foreign aid, and eventually try to flood into your country and just make everything browner.

Who knows what else this guy is up to. Everything he’s done so far has been terrible.

We need an investigation into this guy’s foundation.

This sick freak needs to be stopped.