Who the Hell is Bill Paxton?

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 26, 2017

BREAKING NEWS A GUY DIED.

People:

Actor Bill Paxton died due to complications from surgery, PEOPLE confirms.

“It is with heavy hearts we share the news that Bill Paxton has passed away due to complications from surgery,” a family representative said in a statement. “A loving husband and father, Bill began his career in Hollywood working on films in the art department and went on to have an illustrious career spanning four decades as a beloved and prolific actor and filmmaker. Bill’s passion for the arts was felt by all who knew him, and his warmth and tireless energy were undeniable. We ask to please respect the family’s wish for privacy as they mourn the loss of their adored husband and father.”

Wait.

Who?

Ohhhh….

The guy from Innerspace.

Sad.

It was a good film.

Forsooth, I dare say: it was a great film.

No wait.

Wrong guy.

Bill Paxton, Bill Paxton…

Ohhhhh.

Aliens.

Wow. That’s even worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKSQmYUaIyE

Hits me right in the balls, that one. Right straight in the friggin balls, mate.

I love me some Aliens.

Although… the movie was made in 1986 and the fact that this guy is dead doesn’t mean I can’t still watch it.

So actually, I’m confused as to why I’m supposed to care this guy is dead. Basically, mourning him would be like mourning someone who came and fixed my toilet in 1986. Toilet is already fixed. If it breaks again, someone else with fix it.

Just like someone else will star in the NEW ALIENS MOVIE.

It’s that German guy who looks like a Nazi stereotype who played Magneto (a Nazi stereotype who is also supposed to be Jewish for some reason).

It looks friggin sweeeeeeet.

Just try to ignore the forced-diversity “niggers in space” element. Understand that they have to do that, and then just put it out of your brain.