Why is Michael Phelps’ Son Named “Boomer”?

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
August 14, 2016

Everyone thinks Micheal Phelps is a pretty cool guy.

But then they find out his son’s name is “Boomer.”

Like Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Boomer Esiason, except that Boomer Esiason’s real name was “Norman Julius Esiason” (which is also sort of gross, I guess, probably), and “Boomer” was a nickname.

Norman Julius Esiason, master race confirmed.

Michael Phelps son’s birth certificate says “Boomer Phelps.”

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Also, the mother appears to be some kind of welfare-mongering burrito scarfer.

It appears then that Boomer and his spic mother have a serious problem on their hands.

But all of this brings us to the real question at hand:

Is Michael Phelps some sort of autistic retard?

The answer, of course, is a resounding “yes.”

I ain’t even trying to rain on yall’s parade.

I’m just sayin somethin done needed sayin.